My eyes finally opened...but they were being flooded with light. I reached out my arm to prevent the light but i was greeted by a pink fluff ball.
"Pinkie! Your gonna choke the man!" Exclaim a southern accented voice.
"For once i agree with Applejack. Pinkie i would get your chest of the man," Said a jersey like voice.
All i could was let out a muffled "Hmmm?"
Getting off of me the girl had a yellow tank top with jean shorts. Oddly her hair was nothing more then a giant pink mess and somehow her eyes were pink as well. I looked over at the other two in the room. A blonde southern sounding girl had a 10 gallon hat with jean shorts and a orange shirt. The last one had purple hair going down one side of her head. She was wearing black jeans with a nice white dress shirt with... A horn coming out of her forehead. I finally got out of the bed when I realized all I had were my pure red boxers on. And before they could react I leapt back into the bed.
"Oh ya... Sorry bout that but we had to strip you down to your boxers so you wouldn't heat up," Said the one called Applejack. "Although it wasn't my idea. Right Rarity?"
"Well..... Don't forget Pinkies the one who did the stripping."
"So what? At least I wasn't staring like Rarity."
"Um....Where are my friends?" I asked the three bickering girls.
"They're out helping repair ponyville," Said Applejack.
"Oh yes. Your clothes were just so simply damaged to the point where they were unrepairable that I had to make you a new outfit. I think its just ravishing truly." Said Rarity before reaching into a dresser and pulling out a quite snazzy outfit I must say.
It had a black under shirt. Black boots and jeans. And a red flora pattern over shirt.
"Thx. I had better go then," I said as I left the house was being nursed in.
"I gotta say. He is an attractive one," Said Rarity as she let out a long sigh.
"Even though he's an alien?" Asked Applejack.
"That only makes him more exotic. Wait wheres pinkie?"
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"Hey guys! Im up!" I yelled to Cj and Michael who were moving rubble over to a even larger pile of it,
"Hey. You have golems don't you? Try making a golem out of the rubble and move it away," Said Cj holding a rather large rock in his hands.
"Yeah. You got some right?" Asked Michael moving a bunch of scrap metal.
"Sure."
I then held out my hand and pure mana reached out and grasped the rubble with the energy and from the metal and stone formed a razor golem and a lodestone golem.
Awaiting command from Wizard.
"I want you guys to move to a place where the metal and stone can be dumped without it hurting anyone or the environment.
Processing....Location found. Moving to location.
"=Hey.. How come we know so much of this magic? We just got it." Asked Cj. He was always the thinker in our group
"Dude i wish i knew. But fuck it. We're in a colorful pastel universe modeled after my little pony" I said watching the golems
"Of all the places.. It couldnt be like attack on titan or Tokyo ghoul. No! Fucking anthromorphic ponies!" Screamed Micheal. "At least i got magic"
"Look on the bright side. Now Cj can clop"
"Oh fuck you man!" Cj exclaimed as a human soldier of his grabbed some rubble taking it off to wherever the golems had moved to.
"Note to self hook Cj up with Rainbow dash"
Speaking of the most likely flamboyant tomboy it seemed she got into a flying race with one of Cjs angels. Cause fuck Angels apparently.
"Hey you guys.. feeling drained?" I asked my friends as i yawned
"Yeah.. I feel kinda lightheaded.. Must be running low on mana. How do we get more?"
Before i could respond Micheal held his hand up and blue mana seemed to seep out of the fountain near us. The energy coiled around his hand before dissapearing into his fair skin.
"Huh."
Next was Cj. He held his hand up and white mana coming from the plain just outside the small rural town seeped into him. His tired expression perked up slightly as more and more of this life giving energy seeped into him
"Well fuck you guys. I dont need colors"
I held my hand up absorbing green mana from the nearby forest. I chuckled watching the energy dance through my fingers. Using this energy
i quickly summoned up my patented mana Myrs.
"If you guys need energy just sap some out of these guys. Ill start making more golems in case something else pops up"
Inhaling as my myrs fill me with energy i conjure up two hovermyrs that instantly fly upwards patrolling the skys. Its odd. I know where these artifact creatures are at all given times. Its cool to know you can snap your fingers and you can make a army.
"Gotcha" Said Micheal and CJ at the same time. Sure they didn't always get along but they're alot more alike then they'd like to admit.
However my myrs only got about a few meters in the air before they spontaneously explode.
"WHAT THE?!"
My friends and I quickly turn around to see a tall blue mare with a white like mane and purple coat with stars upon it standing before us. Behind her is a another girl with red hair and yellow streaks through it. She had a leather jacket with a purple top underneath it. She also wore a orange skirt.
"The great and powerful Trixie and her assistant Sunset shimmer will eliminate you ALIENS."
"Oh crap...."