CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES

by last of delta1


Reunion

I've been relaxing for about half an hour having a couple of smokes. I just stayed in my room for the rest of the day trying to forget a lot of things, but as always I failed. Soon there was a knock at the door. "Come in." I said in a low deep voice. The door opened and Twilight and her friends walked in. "Great, what now?" I asked puffing in a cigarette and blowing out a ring of smoke.

"We...we came to apologize." said Twilight.

"Apologize? Apologize for what?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"For making you hate us." said Pinkie pie who's hair was deflated and for once she looked sad.

That for some reason made me a little guilty, and I haven't felt that for god knows how long. "I don't hate you." I said.

"You don't?" Pinkie asked.

"No, I just had some bad memories is all, I guess...I should...Uh...apologize, but you skittles," I said pointing at her. "Next time I will beat your ass." I said with a small chuckle.

She gave a small smile, but I knew she wanted to make me a women. "Well, I guess I'm sorry for getting in your face like that." Skittles said rubbing her neck. "By the way, my names Rainbow Dash not skittles."

"Oh, I know. The name just fits." I said.

"Well, Jacob, would ya like to talk about what set ya off?" asked Applejack.

"No, it's kinda...complicated, and...dark." I said taking in another puff of my cigarette.

"Well, we got you a present down stairs. That is if you want it of course." Twilight said.

"A gift? For me? Oooooo baby, you know how to treat me right." I said kissing the air.

She rolled her eyes and motioned me to the door. I shrugged and made my way to the door and down the stairs. at the end of the stairs was princess Celestia, and princess Luna waiting for me. "Princesses, what are you doing here?" I asked a little surprised.

"Twilight informed us about your outburst at sugarcube corner. Me and my sister decided to see if every things alright." said Celestia.

"Also, we brought thou a surprise." said Luna with a exited smile.

"Oh, and what shall that be?" I asked crossing my arms.

"Me." a new voice said. Soon there was a bright light and a strange creature appeared. The creature was made up of all kinds of animal body parts. It had red pupils and yellow eyes.

"Heh, what are you supposed to be?" I asked.

"It's me, Discord. Let me just say I am honored to have a fan."

*Wait...is that really...him?*

I felt my eye twitched out of control. "Y-y-your him." I said grinding my teeth.

"Yep, I bet your soooo excited." that bastard said.

*K-kill him. KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!! KILL, KILL, KILL!!*

I looked down to the ground and began to laugh. "What's so funny?" asked Luna.

I looked up and showed my insane smile. I started to laugh like a mad man. "I FINALLY FOUND YA YOU SON OF A BITCH!!" I yelled and pulled out Emily.

"Now hold on there Jacob! What are ya doing?" asked Applejack jumping in my way.

"Hehehe, what do ya mean? I'm getting my revenge of course." I said staring Disford in the eyes.

"What revenge? What have I ever done to you?" asked Disford.

"DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT!! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!! Disford." I said and making a evil smile.

He froze for a moment. "W-w-what did you just call me?" he asked with a bit of fear in his voice.

"What's wrong? Haven't heard that name in awhile eh? What about Echo squad, Tim, Marry, Rick, Vipper, and Scot?" I asked with a insane look.

Disford's pupils became even smaller. He was beginning to shake with fear in his eyes. "J-Jacob?" he asked in a scared tone.

"The one and only!" I yelled getting ready to lunge at him.

"N-NO! THERES NO WAY! H-HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!?" he yelled then taking a step back.

"Anger, hate, and insanity. They all have been keeping me going for all these years." I said pulling out Megan.

"Jacob, please, I've changed. I'm a whole new per-"

"SHUT UP YOU COCK SUCKING BITCH!!!" I screamed. Soon my eyes began to glow black and white. "I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR 'A CHANGED PERSON'! YOU TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME!!! I'll NEVER FORGIVE YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" I roared and charged at him. "DIIIIIIE!!!!"

I fired 5 shots from Megan which missed when a shield blocked my shots. I looked to my left to see both princess Celestia and Luna standing in combat stance. "Jacob, please stand down and calm down." ordered Celestia.

*Their with him. Their all with them! KILL THEM ALL!*

"Yeah, yeah your right. Their all with him. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ALWAYS HAVE BEEN WITH HIM!" I yelled pointing at everyone.

"Jacob, we have no idea what your talking about." said twilight.

Soon Disford starts to laugh, which only pissed me off even more. "What the fuck is so funny!?" I yelled pointing Emily towards him.

"I just remembered, I'm the god of chaos. You cant kill me!" he then laughs hard. "Your only a mortal!" he said pointing and laughing.

"I DONT CARE IF YOUR A GOD!! I'LL STILL KILL YOU!!!" I screamed and lunged towards him. He only smirked and snapped his fingers. Before I could react there was a giant fist made of stone flying straight towards me and slammed right into my chest. The impact of the fist sent me flying back and I slammed into the wall.

I look up to see him still smirking. "Done yet?" he asked.

All I feel is pure hate and anger. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!" I screamed and bolted straight at him. He snapped his fingers again then launching another fist at me, but I was ready this time. I jumped over the fist and sprinted even faster. Soon more then one stone fist was being launched at me. I rolled to the left and dogged 2, then flipped over 3 more and landied right on my feet. There was one more flying straight at me. I tightened my fist and punched the stone fist as it approached me. It exploded into a little pieces and created a cloud of dust. I shot right out of the dust and swiped Emily towards Disfords face. unfortunately he dogged my attack and snapped his fingers again. Soon a sowrd appeared in his hand and swung. I went matrix on his ass and dogged his attack. I gave a quick uppercut and made him stumble back. "CAN A GOD BLEED!?" I yelled making a evil smile and lunged at him. He looked back and raised his arm, and a chunk of earth shot out of the ground and sent me flying into the ceiling. I fell back down and rolled to my feet and aimed Megan at his head and fired 6 shots. He raised his arm once again and a chunk of earth blocked my shots and was launched straight at me. I crouched and jumped on the chunk of rock and pushed off of it. I landed and darted towards him. he raised his sword and charged towards me screaming. Our weapons collided making sparks fly. I pushed back and grabbed a near by chair and threw it towards him. He sliced the chair in half and raised his hand and shot lightning at me. "WHAT THE FUCK! THIS ISNT FUCKING STARWARS!!" I yelled and rolled out of the way. I jumped up and fired a full clip at Disford, but of course he blocked it with another chunk of rock and shot it straight at me. Again I jumped out of the way lunged at him swinging Emily for his throat. He blocked my attack with his sword and put his claw on my chest. Soon there was a buzzing noise and the next thing I knew I was flying across the room and slammed into the wall even harder than last time.

"So Jacob, would you like to see your friends again?" Disford asked with a wicked smile and snapped his fingers. There was a bright light and 8 black figures appeared. Once the light faded my heart ceased. Standing in front of me were Rico, Alex, Rob, Scot, Rick, Marry, viper, and...Tim. "Say hello everyone." Disford said and levitated above everyone and controlled them like puppets.

"HI Jacob." they all said in union with huge fake smiles. I felt a tear escape my eye as I grinded my teeth till one of them chipped. "Aww, what's wrong Jacob?" Tim asked.

"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUUUT UUUUUP!!!!" I screamed and punched Tim, who only faded into smoke like everyone else. "YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! I''LL KILL ALL OF YOU!! RRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*ZZZZAP*
*BOOM*

A bolt of energy hits right front of me nearly blowing my leg off. I look to my left and saw all of the ponies in combat stance staring daggers at me. "Jacob please stop this and calm down." Twilight said while trying to hide her fear. Then her horn starts to glow again. I was about to say something until Jack did first.

*Jacob, I hate to say this, but we may not be able to win this. Maybe we should...fallback.*

'WHAT!!! HE'S RIGHT THERE!!! I CAN KILL HIM HERE AND NOW!'

*NO! Jacob listen to me! As long as these fucking horses are here helping him we stand no fucking chance! I say you should grab all your shit as fast as you can and fallback into the woods. Don't be a moron.*

'BUT- GRRRRR! Fine, your right. I'll do it.'

As they stare daggers at me I return a stare of pure hate, and anger at them. "Your all with him. You've always been with him."

"Jacob we have no idea what your talking about. Please, calm down and we can talk about this." That bitch Celestia said.

"No, NEVER! THIS MOTHERFUCKER! TOOK!! EVERYTHING!!!! AND HE WILL PAY IN BLOOD! AND SO! WILL! YOU!!!" I yelled and threw a couch at the group and bolted to my room. I slammed through the door and gathered all of my things as fast as lightning and smashed through the window. I landed on my feet and sprinted towards the forest.

*Don't worry, he'll pay soon enough.*

Once I got to the edge of the forest I stopped turned around and flipped off the entire town and bolted into the forest.

'I'll burn this world to the ground if that's what it takes. I'll have my revenge Disford. I will have my revenge.'