Spike's Drunken Spree

by MrShortcake


Bonus Chapter 1

Spike's Drunken Spree
Chapter 7: Bonus Chapter 1

Meanwhile in the Canterlot Castle

"We are most pleased to be spending time with our older sister." Luna said as she lowered herself into her mattress. Her and Celestia were about to read the first book in the Daring Do Saga. Celestia had remembered her dear sister had yet to read the phenomenal story, and so decided on a little late night sister time, to which Luna had to agree to, considering it's been a thousand years since they've last did something of the sort.

"As am I dear sister, now may we begin our story?" Celestia levatated a book over to Princess Luna, who grabbed it out of her grasp.

Luna smiled, opening the book to the first page."We may."

An hour had flown by, and they were enraptured in the story, so much so, that they didn't realize they were being watched.

A grey mare, with a yellow mane, and a wall eye stare, focused intently for a window of opportunity for her to strike. She awaited the signal from General Snowflake, while peering over the window into the royal bedroom.

"May I strike General?" Derpy whispered into the headphones attached to her suit. It was nothing more than a simple black rubber outfit, and spy goggles, she had borrowed it from her friend Pinkie Pie.

"YEAH!" Snowflake screamed, launching Derpy into action.

The grey mare flew through the window, sliding to the Princesses, then did a double front flip, slamming the spell blocking rings onto their horns before they had a moment to react. Derpy landed perfectly turning back to the Princesses, but was met with a dark blue hoof to the face. Derpy jumped back, as Luna pushed forward.

Luna threw another hit straight to Derpy, who was ready as ever, and swiftly push her hoof away, and countered with a hit of her own which hit Luna in the gut. Unfortunately Luna did not slow down, and didn't plan to.

The two continued the exhange, fighting blow for blow, flying around and whatnot, that was until the other Princess decided to step in. "I command you both to stop this! AT ONCE!" She spoke with a firm authority which was foreign from her tongue, but this phased neither mares.

The exchange was to end as Derpy delivered a solid kick to Luna's jaws and flipped away, using her wings to push her off the ground and guide her. Luna's body fell limp, and hit the floor rather hard.

"One down one to g-" Derpy was cut off by an unnaturally strong punch to her jaw, causing her to fall back, leaving herself vulnerable as she lay trying to regain her senses.

As she began to stand up, she was met by another staggering hit to her side, causing her to fall back down and cough up a bit of blood.

"You have 5 seconds to leave, shall you stay, you will meet your end." Derpy looked up to see the source of the cold, hateful voice, only to see Celestia standing above her. Celestia's eyes were glowing white, and her mane and tail were ablaze. It was far more than enough to unnerve the pegasus, causing her to shake in fear.

"5. 4. 3. 2..." Celestia had begun counting down, as Derpy wobbled to her feet, and flew out the window. Celestia returned to her normal state, as she sighed, "1..." She then turned her attention to the now waking Princess Luna. She walked over and lifted her up, removing the spell block on her horn, Celestia's had been turned to ash as she changed before, allowing her to remove the one on Luna's horn with ease.

She whispered in Luna's ear words of reassurance, as she did when Luna was upset in the past. "It's alright LuLu, I'm here, it's all gonna be okay..."

Celestia hoisted Luna on her back, as she made her way to the medical wing of the castle, "It's all gonna be okay." Celestia allowed a tear to fall as she carried her now injured sister through the halls.