PINKIE PIE
GOES TO
HELL
Chapter 3: To Hell and Back!
".....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!......"
Pinkie Pie took a deep breath
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!.........."
She took another deep breath
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!........"
She took yet, another deep breath.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!.........."
Hell seems to be a really deep place seeing as that she has been falling for a few minutes now. With the wind streaming through her coat and mane, she practically didn't anticipate to anytime land soon. Saying her aaaahs for the 57th time, she finally saw the red surface of hell below.
"aaaahhhh -- Oh look, i'm going to stop falling soon!.... wait a minute... .... Oh my gosh, why am i not slowing down?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Pinkie panicked her hooves as she fall unceremoniously to Hell's surface, her descent not slowing down even a little bit. For what seemed like... well, a while - she finally landed face first on the ground
"Ow!.... wait.. i'm not hurt... i'm not hurt!"
"W-well... not yet for you...."
Pinkie looked up and saw Satan standing in front of where she's lying. She stood up from her fall (that didn't hurt for some reason) and checked out what hell looked like
"Hmm.... this place looks more plain than i imagined" the place is nothing but a barren red land, and some flames spanning over the horizon... that's it... anticlimactic, maybe?
"Well. yes.. but this isn't the circle where you'll be staying. This is Limbo. Your place is the third circle of hell - which is Gluttony"
Pinkie turned to Satan "But this place doesn't look like a circle. Why is it called a circle?"
"O-Oh.. U-umm.... U-U-U-Uh-Uh-Uhmmm uhh.... hmm... Look, i didn't designed the place alright? I just chill here"
"Chill? But, this place is on fire. Where can you chill here?"
"It's a figure of speech, Pinkie Pie"
"Oh... so.. is the place being called a circle a figure of speech too?"
".... umm... you know... maybe?"
"Oh... alright...."
They both kept silent for a while. A hot breeze streamed through the awkward situation.
"Look Pinkie, I'm just going to send you to the 3rd circle so you can be punished, alright?"
"Wait! uhh.. can you show me the sights first? If i'm going to spend eternity in here i'd prefer to have a tour now"
"... Tour?" Satan raised a pony eyebrow at Pinkie Pie "I don't think you understand, but you're not on vacation here. You're being punished here"
"Punished? But... but why?"
"Well... mostly because you sold your soul to me... and maybe that you're a glutton"
".... Uh... okayyy...... SO, can you show me where Hell's Kitchen is?"
The devil face-hoofed before continuing ".... sure! It's on the 3rd circle of Hell"
"Oh, cool! Let's go now!"
A ring of fire surrounded Pinkie Pie and Satan as Pinkie gets transported to a dark room of indecipherable depth. Pinkie Pie found herself fully strapped by hellish branches on a chair, unable to even move her entire frame except for her mouth. Satan stood next to her, an evil grin impaled at Pinkie.
"Welcome to the 3rd circle of Hell! Where you'll be punished because of your gluttony..."
Pinkie Pie couldn't move her head so she couldn't see all around the dark room. All she could see was Satan in front of her and a light that surrounded only them, like she was being interrogated
"Normally i'd let one of the lower demons to do my work for me, but you're going to be an exception. I'll punish you myself!... if that's okay with you"
"Uhh..." Pinkie tried to move her frame again but to no avail. The only thing that is not suspended by demon branches is her jaw so she could at least speak "Umm... how am i going to be punished?"
"Well, by eternally being force-fed until you indefinitely bloat and wither, and or choke yourself!!!"
The light surrounding both of them spread over the room to reveal a ridiculous amount of cupcakes, muffins, pies, every kind of treat Pinkie can think of surrounding the room, towering them with such ridiculous height
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA!!!!! I have a thing for irony, you see"
Pinkie Pie's eyes glittered again at the sight of so many of her favorite treats all lined up together. If she wasn't strapped down she'd start eating by herself right now!
"So Pinkie Pie... You like cupcakes, don't you?"
"Uhuh..."
"Well..." by some strange hell magic, the confectioneries immediately floated and flung themselves at Pinkie Pie's mouth "then HAVE ALLL YOUUU WAAANT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Pinkie Pie started chewing every bit of treat that flew through her mouth as crumbs escape from her
"SOON, YOU WILL EXPLODE BY EATING SO MUCH - BUT NOT DIE! because you're dead already, LEAVING YOU WITH ETERNAL ANGUISH BY BEING FORCED TO EAT EVEN UNTIL YOU BECOME SICK OF THE TASTE OF THE ONE THING YOU LOVE SO MUCH!! NOTHING COULD BE A BETTER PUNISHMENT FOR A GLUTTON LIKE YOU! AHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!" Pinkie Pie didn't mind all what Satan said, she just kept eating the barrage of food entering her mouth as the devil laugh her evil laugh
"AHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!"
"NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!"
Satan looked at her demon watch that materialized at her right hoof. This is taking a while. Pinkie Pie has been eating for 4 hours now, most would have begged Satan to end their anguish around the first 30 minutes
"NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!"
Pinkie Pie is ridiculously fat now. With the hell branches keeping her in place, she kind of looks like a blob trying to escape a hair net.
"NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!" Pinkie gulped another formation of desserts, waiting for another batch of food to enter "more please" another formation of food flew and went straight to her mouth "NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!"
"I-I don't get it... even Jon Minnoch gave up at the first 45 minutes, and you can keep this for hours?"
Pinkie Pie didn't hear the devil talk amidst all the food she's eating. Satan continued staring at her again, her demon laugh silenced hours ago she's just being optimistic that Pinkie's going to puke or something sooner or later
"... O-okay. I think that's enough"
With a poof, all of the food around them disappeared in a flash along with the hellish branches wrapped around Pinkie Pie making her excessively plump body fall squishily to the floor
"mmph! Hrey! Whrat hrappened??" Pinkie flapped her hooves around making her look like she's doing something between trying to get up and imitating a fish out of water as little crumbs jump out of her mouth "Whrere dif awrll thra ffood gro?"
"I think the ironic punishment division is not your place. I'm going to send you to the fifth circle instead where you'll spend the rest of eternity being beaten up by demons"
Before the plump mare could react swimmingly a ring of fire yet again surrounded Pinkie Pie as she gets transported to a rocky and mountainous land filled with ponies, griffons, some minotaurs, and several creatures being beaten up by demon versions of the creatures to pulp. Every creature in this place is severely bloody and a handful even missing their claws or hooves, Pinkie subconsciously gulped in response emptying her mouth for once
"The fighting here never stops, and you never die or heal. M-Most of my subordinates will protest that you don't belong to this circle, but it is my professional opinion that a different method of punishment suits you"
FlutterSatan's soft and endearing somehow suddenly business-like voice didn't comfort Pinkie at all. "...b-but--Why? Can't i just eat forever? Did-did i say something that made anyone angry?"
"Well i am getting angry. Which probably explains why i chose this circle... maybe...."
FlutterSatan disappeared with a flash of fire, transporting herself to wherever she stays in hell. Pinkie stayed laid down at the ground, helpless and fat with no control of the chaos around her as two demon ponies approach the pink equine.
"Well, well, well... we have ourselves some fresh meat"
The demon ponies highly resembles FlutterSatan's look sporting red coat, protruded hooves, horns and black mane; The two demon ponies in question actually resemble each other so much that they seem to be twins other than the fact that one is a pegasus the other is a unicorn... or maybe a tricorn since it has three.
"Hey Pumpkin. What do you say we beat this obese mare to shape?" the pegasus demon motioned to the tricorn, an evil grin kept on its face
"Sure. I'll roast her insides with my magic while you bludgeon her with your hooves, Pound"