//------------------------------// // Keroro - Crash Landed! (Sir, yes sir!) // Story: Sergeant Keroro - Stranded in Equestria! // by ChromeRegios //------------------------------// In the far regions of space, an alien space craft is flying around, finding a way towards their home planet... After being sent back from Pekopon, the Sergeant is now on their way back to Keron... “How are the thrusters holding out, Kururu” Keroro asked the Sergeant Major Kururu about the ships status... “All systems are holding out, sir, kukukuku~” Kururu said, while doing his signature giggle. “What about the fuel lines Giroro?” “All at 57%, sir.” Giroro replies. “Oxygen levels, Dororo?” “At 85% in maximum, Keroro.” Dororo said, as he checks the pipe lines “Exelent, We’ll be on Keron in a matter of minutes... kerokerokero...” Keroro said, while giving off a grin. But deep inside, he felt sad for leaving his friends back on earth, and the fact that Giroro ultimately for leaving Natsumi and his cat alone, he could not bare it but Keroro and Deroro finally convinced him to move on and leave the planet. Whats worst is... He can’t bring his precious Gundam Models along with him, since it was too many... All he got was the RMS-142 Xeku Zwei with him. But despite that, he’s still happy that he got at least one of his models. “Okay, Kululu. Full speed ahead!” Keroro said. “Kukuku, yes sir. Activating hyperspace jump...” Kururu said as he turns his attention to the button... “Press...” The ship suddenly went to hyper space, and zipped across the space. Kululu monitors the systems, maintaining it on a balanced speed and trajectory to their destination. Suddenly, the radar bleeps which Kururu immediately took in notice. “Uh oh, looks like a black hole suddenly appeared out of no where, kukuku~” Kururu said, as he monitors it. “What? That’s not good. Giroro Evasive maneuvers!” He gave an order to Giroro. “R-right!” Giroro shifts the ship to the side, dodging the black hole. “Another one in bound.” Kururu announced. Giroro dodged as many of worm holes and black holes started to appear... Kululu suddenly spots something on the screen... “A giant black hole...” “Yup, were all screwed” Keroro said, before being sucked onto the dark void. “EEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Equestria, a land of Earth ponies, Pegasi and Unicorns... also by Alicorns which happens to be their leader on the world... It is filled with different beings that can talk as well, much like the earth we all know and love... but this one is a little different. No technology. “Hey Twilight!” said a Rainbow Dash, calling out to her freind... “Can we go out now, its getting boring here.” “Dash, were almost done. I’m just rearranging these books back, then we could go out later...” Twilight said, as she puts the books at the shelves. “Oh, come on Twilight! You’ve been putting those books for about an hour now and~” CRRAAASH!! Twilight and Rainbow Dash perked their ears immediately and looked at each other, wondering what made that crashing noise. Twilight and Dash went out to see what happened, but as much as they want to see, other ponies already gathered outside around a mysterious craft crashed landed on a clearing outside of pony ville... “Twilight! Twilight!” Pinkie runs towards them in a panic stricken way. “Twilight, fruits are falling from the sky! It’s raining fruits!” Pinkie said, while jumping like a jack hammer. At this point Twilight became more dumb founded, of what Pinkie had said, she doesn’t know if shes telling the truth... or just being Pinkie Pie. “Pinkie, are you sure about this? I mean, falling fruits from trees are logical, but from the sky?” Twilight tries to confirm this from Pinkie. “It’s not just a fruit, it’s really big! Really, really, really, really, really, really.... REALLY big!” Pinkie said, in an over acting way. Twilight just can’t believe this story... Twilight asked Dash to fly on ahead and see what really crashed on the clearing. Dash agrees and zooms over, as Twilight trots over in a slow like pace. By the time she was nearing the location, Celestia was already in the scene, along with her friends. Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie (Who suddenly appeared there when Twilight saw her head inside Sugar Cube Corner) “Twilight.” Celestia said, “Do you have any idea what this may be?” Her teacher asked, while shes looking at a giant metallic-orange craft. “Wow, this really does look like a fruit.” Twilight said, believing Pinkies story now. “I told you!” Pinkie said, still jumping up and down. “So, what is it actually?” Rarity said, while examining the orange thing. “U-umm... I d-don’t think you should... touch it, Rarity...” Fluttershy said timidly. Pinkie goes over the giant fruit like thing and starts chewing at the side of it. “Ah don’ think it’s ah fruit Pinkie...” Applejack said, as she drags Pinkie away who was trying to go back to the thing, but to no avail... Twilight wondered what this thing could possibly be? Is it a meteorite? A comet? What is it...? Twilight has so many questions, with no answers at all... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile, Keroro and the rest of the squad, were all dazed caused by the crash as they stood up one by one. “Oh, my head...” Keroro first spoke. “Is everyone alright?” He asked the rest of his group, who has the same excruciating head ache as he did. “I’m okay Sergeant.” Dororo said, while maintaining his balance. “Same here!” Giroro said, as he grabs hold a chair to get his balance. “I have a terrible head ache!” Tamama said, holding his big head. “Sergeant, we have a terrible problem...kukuku~” Kururu said, while still sitting on his chair. Keroro goes over to Kururu to see what the problem was. “Take a look, Sarge. We crashed landed on another planet, and it’s not Pekopon. kukuku~” Kururu said, while still confirming their current location. “What this can’t be! WERE STRANDED AGAIN?!” Keroro said... (Yes you are...) “No,no, no! This can’t be!” Keroro panics. “What rotten luck... well at least I still got my~” Keroro stops as he looks at his precious Gundam Model...which apparently got destroyed, when he laid on it when the crashed landed earlier... “KEROOO!!!!!” He shouted in agony, saddened because his only prized procession Gundam Model is now in shambles... “Get a grip, Sergeant! We have bigger problems, rather than your stupid model!” Giroro said to Keroro. “You don’t understand the value of my models!” Keroro snapped at Giroro. “They’re just cheap plastic!” He snapped back. “You take that back, Giroro!” Keroro grips his fist in irritation. “Oh you wanna go?!” Giroro said, ready for a fight. “That’s enough you guys.” Kururu said, as he shows them a monitor. “Looks like we have company.” Keroro and the rest of the group looks at the screen, seeing a bunch of colorful horses gathered outside looking at their ship. “Are they hostile life forms?” Dororo asked, while looking at Kururu. “I don’t think so, they're more like ponies to me, Kukuku~” He said, as they all went to an awkward silence. “Well now... I guess we have a new Pekopon to invade...” Keroro said, with a grin stuck on his face... “Well, lets not keep them waiting... Lets go out and give them a Keron greeting!”