From the Offices of Pro Bono and Sons
To Whom It May Concern;
It is our duty here at the offices of Pro Bono and Sons to inform you that you are being sued by one Rarity of Ponyville.
Miss Rarity evidently had a complete breakdown following the arrival of twelve drummers drumming on her front yard and was quickly checked into a mental health facility. After regaining her faculties, Miss Rarity contacted our office with her intentions of bringing legal action upon you.
We advise coordinating with your fellow defendant, Miss Fluttershy of Ponyville, in order to save on legal costs.
While the exact amount Miss Rarity is seeking has not been decided as of yet, it will encompass, but will not be limited to, the following charges;
-Severe damage to property.
-Animal upkeep.
-Psychological evaluation of a minor (Miss Sweetie Belle)
Additionally, Miss Rarity is blaming you for the recent passing of her beloved cat Opalescence, whose body was discovered hovering in the air above Miss Sweetie Belle's head. We look forward to seeing you in court.
Post Script
Assistant to Pro Bono