//------------------------------// // Chocolate Dump! // Story: Not so Friendly Prank // by chaos2012 //------------------------------// Taking a deep yawn, Luna made her way down the hallway towards the kitchen for her breakfast... Or technically dinner for most ponies. Having to wake up late in the day to fulfill her night duties was always annoying for her. Sleeping through the daytime was a pain due to the sunlight that occasionally slipped through her curtains and broke her realm of peace. Noise was also a pain since most of the castle was active during the day as well, the noise echoing down the long halls and ringing in her ears. "Guess that's one of the great things of nocturnal life." She mumbled to herself. Knowing she didn't really have a choice in the matter, she trudged on through the hallway and tried to imagine the positives of the kitchen in front of her. "Perhaps a nice, warm cinnamon roll would be delightful this morning." Luna said with a small grin. "Yes, that is what I'll have the cook make up for me." Pop! Pop! Pop! "What the...?" Luna flipped around at the strange sound. To her surprise nothing was behind her. "What was that?" Pop! Pop! Pop! Spinning around once again, Luna was met with the empty hallway once again. Now her face was set in a scowl. "Tia if you are still mad about that spider joke I did you better not be trying to get me again. My face is still sore from that glue." Glancing back and forth from one length of the hall to the other, she still couldn't see anything. "Just so you know, the spider was Discords idea, okay?" Taking a deep breath, Luna scraped her hoof across the tile in anxiousness. "Discord, if this is you, I'll give you a turn on Daring Do: Tomb Raider later if you let me slide on this joke of yours." After another moment of silence, Luna began to think it was just her imagination playing tricks on her. "M-maybe I just need to get something into my stomach." She whispered to herself. "How about some chocolate!" "Gahhh!" Luna yelped out in shock from the sudden voice from above. Looking up, she was met by Pinkie Pie stuck to the ceiling by suction pads to her hooves. Dangling from one of her legs were two different buckets filled with... "Wait a second, What are you doing here?" "Bucket dump!" Before Luna could even respond, Pinkie dumped one of the buckets she had all over the night princess. The alicorn began thrashing about as she tried to get the strange dark substance off her. "What the buck!?" "Chocolate away!" Pinkie Pie yelled out. "Chocolate?" Luna mumbled through the muck dripping down her muzzle. Sticking out her tongue, she took a taste of it. "Chocolate. What in the hay are you... Rainbow?" Rainbow Dash was now hovering over her, a massive marshmallow between her front hooves. Luna was about to ask what she was doing until she panicked seeing her flying straight at her. "RAINBOWIFTHISISABOUTTHATDREAMIGAVEOFYOUMAKINGTHEWONDERBOLTSANDFAIILINGINFRONTOFEVERYPONYIWASJUSTBOREDTHATNIGHTAND- That was all she could get out before the thick white pastry smashed over her head, but to Rainbows annoyance it only got a little past the princesses upper neck before getting stuck. "Crap! Hold still princess!" Rainbow grunted out as she Hopped on top of the marshmallow top and pushed down. Just a little more and- woah!" Rainbow lost her balance as Luna began thrashing around to get rid of the big treat. "Hey, just stay still!" Rainbow growled out as she climbed back on top. "Let me get this done!" Rainbow Dash began jumping up and down on the princesses head, shoving the marshmallow further and further down her body. As the Pegasus jumped on it like a trampoline, Luna was screaming out in fear from the thought of drowning in a stupid white pastry. Then suddenly, her head burst through the top of the treat. The princess gasped for air as she glared at the Pegasus. "Rainbow, what in the hay do you think you are- blah!" Another dump of chocolate from Pinkie Pie silenced her words. Rainbow shot a glare up to her friend above. "Pinkie, you were supposed to wait until Twilight put the cracker over her! Now she's gonna be just a s'more!" "Oops, sorry Rainbow..." Pinkie said as she fixed her mustache. "This was about to fall off and I had to fix it." "Don't worry about it..." Twilight said as she came around a corner. "This is good enough." Luna spit out another mouthful of chocolate as she shook her head to clear her eyes. "Twilight? What are you doing!?" "Just trying out a prank I thought would be a good comeback for me plowing through a ceiling." Summoning two massive graham crackers from behind her, Twilight grinned as she picked up Luna and put her in between the two. "Just call this even." "Twilight, what kind of joke is this that- Luna was once again silenced as the crackers smushed her along with the marshmallow. Before she could even contemplate what was happening, Luna felt herself being teleported out of the hallway before settling down on the ground somewhere else. Shoving her head forward, she was able to peek through the messy sludge she was in. 'Is this... Tia's bedroom?' "Oh my, Twilight promised me a treat, but I didn't expect this." Luna tilted an eyebrow to the familiar voice behind her. 'Definitely Tia.' Right before Luna asked for help, she felt a hoof trailing along the top of the upper cracker. 'What the...' "You are such a big and dirty little treat, aren't you?" Celestia said in a... Oddly seductive voice. "You should be punished for not cleaning yourself up." Luna felt her face burn up in complete shock to what she was hearing. 'I only thought she had these dreams and they stayed as dreams...". Several times had Luna seen her sisters dreams of... Enjoying snacks, but she never thought she actually did it in her alone time. Behind her, Celestia stuck a hoof out and rubbed along the part of the marshmallow where Luna's flank was, causing the lunar princess to freeze up like a statue. 'Oh please tell me you aren't going to- "Do you want me to taste you? Is that it?" Celestia whispered to the treat as she licked her lips. "I bet you want me to do that." 'Tia you better not- Luna felt her body run cold as Celestia's tongue ran along directly where her flank was. "GET YOUR TONGUE OFF ME!"