//------------------------------// // Where in the Overlord are we at? // Story: The Adventures of Grimley and Sktech // by Dorvarious //------------------------------// “Ahhhh!!” Splat! Out of nowhere a little creature fell from the sky. He is short, scaly, has bat winged ears, and is a green color with yellow eyes, “ugh…what happened?” As he got to his feet another little create like him, but with small horns on his head and with a black and purple color on his body with spikes at the end of this tail, fell on top of him. “Get off of me Sketch!” said the brown one. “awww but you feel so comfy,” said Sketch as he laid on top of the brown one, “I might make you my bed one day Grimley, if I have the chance to kill you that is.” “Surree you will,” said Grimley shoving Sketch off his back, “Anyways lets check the map and see where we are.” Grimley pulled out a map out of his backpack and scanned the parchment. “Hmmm according to the map we should be at the land of the Necros.” He said staring at the map while Sketch looks around and his eyes get big and his mouth drops to the ground. “Uhhhh, is it suppose to be filled with cute little woodland critters, a bright, shiny sky, and a town filled with pretty colors.” Grimley still looking at the map says, “No, its suppose to be where zombies roam around wandering aimlessly, stupid zombies, and filled with other monsters attacking each other, with a bloody red moon, dark clouds and a creepy night sky with…a smiley moon…Why do you ask?” Grimley puts the map down, drew his eyes up and looked to Sketch, his eyes got big as his jaw seemed to drop off its hinge. They see a valley filled with animals and bight sunlight shining over the valley and they soon see a little town. “Well…isn’t this just fucking perfect…we might have made a slight mis-calculation.” said Grimley, clearly distraught. “Well which way did we go?” asked Sketch “Hmmm well we could have taken a wrong turn at Goblin’s Galore, or at Medusa’s spa…terrible service I must say, or Albuquerque” Said Grimley laughing to himself. “Well we are either in Narnia, happy sunshine land, or…*gulps* Candy land” says Sketch shuddering at the thought, he then spots a little brown bunny munching on a white flower “awww look at the cute little bunny….KILL IT!!” Sketch unsheathes his axe on his back and chases the bunny. While Sketch chased a rabbit, Grimley looked continued to look at the map and told himself, “Well this is not the vacation we had hoped for or the place the Master wants us to go.” Later Sketch returned with a disappointed look. “Well I lost the bunny after it went into its rabbit hole.” “Did you try using a gun or a stick of dynamite?” asked Grimley “Pfft, I prefer the old way, a hunt and a chase is better than shooting it.” “Well what do you think about going to that town?” “Well we don’t anything else to do now do we? Plus I’m starving.” said Sketch while picking his nose, pulling out a boogie and flicking it away, while his axe rests on his shoulder. “But you ate a giant burger a few minutes ago.” States Grimley “So?” “So no more food for you.” Said Grimley sticking his tongue out til Sketch grabbed it and was pulling it, making Grimley whimper a bit. “Go fuck yourself, you slithering, green piece of blubbery, shit head.” Said Sketch letting go of Grimley’s tongue and letting it slap him in the face. They walked to the town and they saw a sign saying ‘Welcome to Ponyville’ they looked at each other and shrugged, deciding it was just a prank from the stupid humans. As they walked into the town they started seeing actual ponies that were colorful that had either wings or horns. The ponies in return stopped what they were doing and stared at the strange creatures before them. The two demons stopped to look around, Sketch scratched his head and said, “dafaq is this shit ?” “We seem to be in a town with horses…ponies to be specific…Oh my Overlord!” Shouted Grimley with a shocked expression “what is it?” “What if these ponies destroyed the humans and took over the world?!” Sketch gave Grimley a deadpanned look and then slapped him behind the said saying, “I hardly doubt that horses took over world and made everything all rainbows and sunshine.” “Well you never know Skectch!” exclaimed Grimley throwing his out in the air. “Well at least we didn’t end up in a world where a crazed red and black spandex guy runs around and shoots people while shoulting ‘where the fuck is my burritos and chimichangas!’” said Sketch while walking towards a gingerbread looking house. -In another universe- “Huh…My dead senses are tingling.” Said a guy in a red and black spandex suit while scratching his crotch with his gun. “Ohh ohhh, is it the tingling sense where there is a hot women nearby or the one were there is a taco stand?” said one of his consciousness “I hardly doubt that one of those are the senses. The one we are felling right now is the one that someone talking about us," said his other conscious “well whoever is talking about us, it’s not very good and I don’t like it when people talk about me in a bad way! Because you know why???” said the spandex while standing up and point a finger in the air. “Is it because we’re awesome?” “Badass?” “Handsome?” “Sexy” “How ‘bout all the above. But mostly I am the most amazing, stupendous, sexiext, awesomest, and not the mention handsome looking guy on the planet! I. AM. DEADPOOL!!!! Now quickly to the Fuckmobile!” Shouts Deadpool as he runs to the window and jumps through a window landing on a white van that says ‘Fuckmobile’ on the side. “You know, I still think this is a van that is meant to pedophiles and kidnap children.” “Plus the only thing we have been picking up are either cops or really old women.” “Yeah…maybe we should improve…Yo Author dude!” …What? “Can make this badboy look cool so that I can get some fuzzy funky with the ladies?” Nah…don’t really want to. “What?! Why?” Because I like making you suffer. “….” ….. “…..” “….” “you know what…I’m gonna come to your house and kick your house ‘til you give me an awesome Fuckmobile!” Ha! I like to see you try! So anyways back in the- “Hey! We are not done here! Do you hear me!” Shouts Deadpool screaming at the heavens in the middle of the street….Then out of nowhere a bus going to Montana hits him. “Damn you Author!!!” he screams as he straddles the grille of a greyhound speeding to Montana. -Back with Grimley and Sketch- Pinkie Pie was out on a stroll enjoying everything and saying hi to everypony, she then notices Grimley and Skectch. “Oooh, new poni- wait those aren’t ponies, what are they? Let’s ask and see who they are.” She said to herself as she trotted over to the weird looking creatures. Grimley and Sketch were just about to leave the area until Pinkie Pie popped up and “HI! Are your creatures from another dimension that has come to take over Equstria, but are not and are looking to have a vacation???” Grimley and Sketch were stunned and were shocked to see a pink pony that had just talked to them and was smiling and had said everything about them…they didn’t know what to say. “Um, are you guys broken or something?” Pinkie asked waving her hoof in front of Sketches face, which looked bewildered to say the least. Grimley looked at Sketch and said, “Dude…did that horse just talk to us?” Sketch looked back at Grimley and said, “I think it did…are we high?” “Let me check.” Grimley stares into space for a moment with a stupid grin on his face. “I don’t think so. How about I try hitting you and see if you’re dreaming?” “Great idea! I will also do the same.” Said Sketch as he pulled his claw and made a fist and he punched Grimley in the face and Grimley also punched Sketch in the face causing them to black out.