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// Daring Dork 
// Story: Daring Documents 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Out on the playcloud, the children huddled in a circle, eagerly discussing what they wanted to do when they grew up.

''When I grow up, I wanna be a royal guard!''

''I'm gonna be a cloud farmer and help feed hundreds of other ponies!''

''I wanna be Cloudsdale's best firefighter!''

''I hope to go into the field of archaeology,'' Daring declared.

''What's that?'' another child asked.

''An archaeologist is an anthropologist who studies prehistoric ponies and their culture,'' she proudly prattled off.

They stared at her, naught but blinking. Then as one, they yelled at her.

''NEEEERRRRRRDDD!!!''