//------------------------------// // I don't need fun...I need blood // Story: CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES // by last of delta1 //------------------------------// After an hour of me and Jack crying out: "WHY!!" I finally got up from my knees and saw a very confused Twilight and Football staring at me. "Um...are you okay?" she asked. "No, no I'm not alright." I said hanging my head. "Can we just get your friends together and get started with the questions already." "Well I guess so, but I need to do some shopping, Maybe you could help me till then." said Twilight then putting on a saddle. With nothing else better to do I agreed and but my mask and glasses on then grabbed Barbara and waited for Twilight to lead the way. "Why are you bringing that?" she asked pointing at Barbara. "For protection of course." I said. "Well there's no need for protection here in Ponyville, so please keep that here." she said or more of ordered me. *Play by their rules = finding Disford. SO PLAY NICE!* "GRRR...fine." I growled and put poor Barbara with the rest of my things. "Thank you. Now, shall we?" she said walking out the front door. 'well, at least I still have Megan and Emily.' I thought. "Oh, and that big knife you have." 'YOU! BITCH!' I yelled in my mind *Come on, I know it sucks but you got to do it.* "Damn it." I mumbled a took out Emily and put her in my bag. "Can we go now?" I asked in a pissed off tone. She nodded and opened the door and we began our walk to the market. When I walked out side all of the other ponies stopped dead in their tracks and gave me looks of fear and what looked like anger. 'Must have heard of the fight from yesterday.' "Um, don't worry about them their just a little nervous." Twilight said. "As long as they don't fuck with me they have nothing to be afraid of." I said and continued following Twilight. Soon we reached what seemed to be an empty market, except that applejack one was there. "Hey applejack, where's everypony?" asked twilight "Well ya'll find the answer standing right behind ya." she said pointing at me. "What? I don't smell that bad." I said sniffing my armpits. Applejack rolled her eyes and looked at Twilight. "So what ya need Twi." she asked in a friendly tone. "Just doing some shopping and showing Jacob around." Twilight said. I walked up to the cart that Applejack was behind and grabbed a apple lifted up my mask and took a big bite. It tasted like sex. I just stood there frozen enjoying the greatest apple I have ever tasted in my life. 'Holy shit. THIS IS FUCKING GOOD!' "Uh, Jacob are you alright?" asked Twilight with a concerned look. I looked down to Applejack and gave a huge smile under my mask. "This apple taste FUCKING GREAT!!" I yelled then grabbing Applejack and hugged the SHIT out of her. "GAH! Can't...breath." she said trying to breath. "Oh, sorry." I said then dropping her. "But Applejack, this apple taste fucking amazing." "Well thank ya for the complement. Ya can have that one for free." she said. "Hey Applejack, are you coming by later today so we can continue our questions for Jacob?" Twilight asked. "Of course I will Twi." she said. "Great. Well me and Jacob have some shopping to finish, see ya later Applejack." We continued to walk through the market for what seemed like hours, but in reality it was only 5 minutes. Once we were done we headed back to the house, or tree house, but soon we were greeted by that pink one. I forgot her name so what. Anyway, she poped right out of no where with some creepy smile. "Pinke pie." she said smiling. "What?" I asked thinking she was mental or something. "You just said you forgot my name. Also I'm not mental, I just found some of this awesome flower in that alleyway over there. I sniffed some of it and I felt super-duper amazing." she said while her eye twitched violently has hell. I just stared at her, totally confused. "Anyhow, I have something to show you. Follow me." 'God loves me! we may have a second chance Jack.' *Wait, you want that thing? Are you fucked up in the head. Even if she turns into a human like Twilight did, she's fucking nut's! You'll probably wake up strapped to a table and get torn apart.* Though Jack could be right, and god knows I don't want a high pink horse, I had to take my chances. "Fine, lets just hurry and get this over with." I said with a sigh. She jumped up in joy and lead the way. "Is she supposed to be in a mental hospital or what?" I whispered to Twilight. "Of course not! She's just very energetic." she whispered. 'Energetic my ass.' We followed Pinkie pie for awhile and arrived at what seemed to be a gingerbread house. "Who lives here?" I asked. "I do." Pinkie pie said. "Figures. So, what do you want me to see." I asked. She only vaporized in thin air and appeared next to the door then motioned me to follow. I looked to twilight, who only did the same with a small smile. Somethings going to happen I know it.' *Like I said this morning, this is going to end with sex, or rape.* 'Well it better be human on human, or I'm out.' I thought and chuckled a bit. I got to the door and slowly opened it then entered. "Why is it so dark in here?" I asked. *TAP TAP TAP* "What the hell is that sou-" "SUPRISE!!!!" "DEAR DICK SUCKING BITCH ASS WHORE FUCK TITS BOOTY CHEEKS!!!" I yelled jumping and falling flat on my ass. "WHAT! THE! HELL!" I shouted and started to get up. Once I was standing to my full height and saw what looked like to be a child's birthday party. There was a banner that said 'WELCOME TO PONYVILLIE JACOB.' There were also many shocked ponies. "Wait, is this party for me?" I asked. "Of course it is silly." she said with a smile. "Why?" I asked really confused. "What do ya mean why? Your new to Ponyville and Equestria. Why wouldn't I throw you a party?" Pinkie pie asked. "You don't even know me it just makes no since." "That's just how Pinkie pie works. She's everyone's friend even if they are aliens." Twilight said walking in. "That's kinda dumb." "How's that dumb?" asked Skittles then flew right in my face. "Your lucky she even threw you a party!" "Bitch, you better get your face out of mine or I'm gonna paint the walls with your blood." I growled. She wavered for second but stood her ground. *Gotta give the bitch some credit, she's got some balls.* 'Balls or not she's really pissing me off.' "Now both of ya'll just cool off." said Applejack walking through the crowd. "RD, ya need to back off and cool down. And Jacob, I know ya don't really like it here but ya need to relax a bit. Pinkie was kind enough to throw a party for ya and ya should be grateful. Now, can we all just be friends and have a good time?" All of the ponies just looked at me waiting for a answer. I just stood there and soon began to give a small chuckle. "What's so funny?" asked skittles. "Oh nothing, just the fact that what she just said was total bullshit. I mean really, what do you think I am, a child? Ha!" I started to laugh harder. "Besides, do I really look like I need some stupid fucking party and make friends?" "Yes." all the ponies said in union. "Well your wrong, the only thing I need is to see Disford." I said grinding my teeth and turning around and exiting the building, but was stopped when a pink blur zipped right in front of me. "Oh come on, all ya need to do is relax and have fun." Pinkie pie said then holding a cupcake in my face. I only growled and smacked the treat out of my face. "I don't need to relax and I don't need any fun. All I need is for you to get the FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!" I yelled and then walked past her. "Fuck your fun." I growled. As I walked past her I heard what seemed to be a balloon deflating, but I gave it no mind. "What's your problem!?" I stopped and turned around to see Skittles and all of the ponies glareing at me. "We tried to be nice and give you a shot, but all you did was be a jerk. I mean, Pinky through you a BUCKING PARTY FOR CELESTIAS SAKE!! What's your problem!?" I just stood there staring at her. "Life fucked me over, That's my problem." I said and turned back around and continued to walk away. *Geez, dramatic heh?* 'Whatever Jack, I'm not in the mood for this shit.' *I know, I'm you remember. I know why your mad. Tim and the others.* I just remained quiet and continued to walk towards the tree house. 'How I could have I been so stupid? So blind.' *What now?* 'You know what I mean. How could I have trust him?' *If I fucking knew I tell you, but I'm you and like you I have no idea.* 'Life's a bitch.' *Agreed.* [JACOBS FLASH BACK] "Jacob. Jacob wake up." I opened my eyes to see Tim poking my head with his knife. "Waaaaaake uuuuuuuuuuup." "Alright, alright I'm getting up asshole." I mumbled rising out of my bed and gave a tired yawn. "What's up?" "Me and the guys are going to get some drinks and I thought you needed one after the week you've had." he said giving me a small, but fake, smile. I smiled back. "Yeah, I need a drink." I said getting up from my bed. I grabbed my hoodie and followed Tim. We exited the building and walked down the crowded streets. The streets were filled with ether refuges or soldiers. Me and Tim walked down the street to meet the rest of the gang. "So, how ya been holding up?" Tim asked with a concerned look. "Fine." I said with a shrug. "Sure 'bout that?" he said with a even more concerned look. "Tim, bro, I'm fine. This week hasn't been easy, but I'll manage. I still got you and the guys right." I said with a smile. "Heh, yeah, we're always here for ya." Tim said with a even bigger smile. We arrived at the bar and saw the rest of the gang waiting for us at a table. There was Scot, Rick, Marry, and last but not least Vipper. They all looked over and saw me and Tim and waved. We waved back and approached the table and took a seat. "What up guys, how's it been." I asked getting a little bit more relaxed. "Meh, not much mate. Just been fucking girls and cracking skulls." said Scot. "Geez your such a pig." Marry said. "Anyways, it's great to see ya Jacob. I see the wounds are healing up pretty well." "Yeah man you look a lot better." Rick said raising his beer. "When we saw ya in the hospital you looked like shit." "Yeah, I felt like shit to." I said chuckling. I looked over to Vipper who was smiling and taking sips of his beer. "So Vipper, what's been happen with you?" I asked opening my beer. "Just the same old, same old." He said with a shrug. "Sneaking, and killing?" "Bingo." he said pointing his beer in my direction. "So, uh, Jacob, how ya holding up?" asked Scot. "what do you mean?" I said drinking my beer. "Jacob." marry said holding my arm. I sighed and put my drink down. "Fine. I'm not great, but I'm fine. It's not every day you see good friends of yours lying face down in the dirt full of bullet holes." I said looking down at the table. "So, how was the funeral?" "It was good. Everyone showed up. Even the commander." said Rick. "Where's Rico's daughter Jill?" I asked grinding my teeth. "She...we don't know what happened to her. She just vanished." said Marry who was clearly heartbroken about it. I gave a deep sigh and rubbed my eyes. "Any idea what the commander want's me to do next?" I asked. "Yep." Tim said drinking his beer. "Your joining us in Echo squad. We're going to be shipped out next Monday to sector 3." "Sector 3 huh?" Sound's like a party." I said making a evil smile. "Wait, didn't the commander say something about there being a spy in enemy lines?" asked Scot. "Yep, his name is, uh...Disford I think." Tim said. "Disford? What kind of name is that?" snickered Scot. "Who cares, as long as he gets us the info we need he could be called ball sucker for all I care." I said getting up from my seat. "A toast! To those who have fallen and to those who were injured. Let it be known that their soul shall never be destroyed, and that their bravery shall never be forgotten. To the past, present, and future! TO THE WARRIORS OF FREEDOM!!" Everyone got up and raised their drinks. "TO THE WARRIORS OF FREEDOM!!" [JACOB] I got back to the house and went to my room. I sat on the broken bed thinking about what I did that night. 'I'll make sure you didn't die for nothing.' I thought running my hand over my scar. 'I promise.'