My Little King of the Hill: Friendship is Magic and Efficient

by kkman57


Chapter 2


Dale and Boomhauer were hanging out in Twilight's library reading some books. Boomhauer was skimming threw the shelves not looking for anything in particular. Dale was reading through 'The History Of Equestria', ten minutes into reading the book he finds an interesting section.

"Hmmm...Hey Boomhauer get this, apparently after Equestria was founded they originally appointed two ponies to rule the land." Dale stated from the book.

"Mmmm...Hmmm." Boomhauer replied, not really listening to what he was saying, continuing to look through the books on the shelves.

"It’s says their names were Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. According to this they had the abillity to control when the sun or moon appeared from the sky...but how can that be? I mean sure we are living in a world of magical ponies that could do magic, but still cannot be physically possible to move something as big as the sun and moon...unless."

He stops reading, he puts the book down and starts entering into an almost panicking moment. "Boomhauer."

He stops looking when Dale stands beside him. "Yeah?" He asks, noticing his orange Pegasus legs begin to shake.

"D-Do you think that..." Dale stops for a minute to look around and see if any pony was looking at them. He only see's Twilight, but she was too busy with her work to notice them. After that he looks back at him. "Do you think the Princess's are aliens?"

"Dang O' what?" Boomhauer asks before Dale speaks again.

"It's so obvious, what other explanation is there if these two could move the sun and moon then they could come to our world and rule over us."

Boomhauer rolls his eyes, he couldn't believe Dale was jumping to conclusion, yet again because of something he read from a book, before he could to him Dale quickly makes his way to the door.

"Well either way, I have something to do. Could you tell Rainbow Dash I won't be able to make our training session today?"

"Tell you what man you know she going to be dang o' pissed if you..." Boomhauer said as he rushes over to stop Dale, but he quickly flies away.

"THANKS!"

Boomhauer thought about chasing after him, then figured that even though he could just easily stop him it would be even more fun to see the look on his face when Rainbow Dash gets a hold of him for skipping training again.

"Heh,heh, dang o' idiot."

"What was that about?" Twilight asks noticing the commotion with Dale.

"Oh dang o' nothing man, nothing at all."