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// One Herp Leads to Derp 
// Story: A Derp in Time 
// by Thestoryteller100 
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One day, Derpy was flying backwards, screaming out "IV'E GOT A DATE WITH DOCTOR! IV'E GOT A DATE WITH DOCTOR!" Then, Twilight Sparkle came out of nowwhere. "Your dating your DOCTOR?!" "No, i'm dating Doctor Whooves," said Derpy. " Didn't you know?" "Well, no, but now that you mention it, I have been noticing you being flirty with him," said Twilight, actually stunned to hear the news. "So," said Twilight, emphicising on the o. " Whatcha gonna be wearing?" " Well, I asked Rarity for advice, so she made me something-" Derpy pulled out a purplish grey dress, with holes for her wings, covered with gems and beauty. Twilight stared in awe. "Mother of Celestia, it's beautiful! Musta been expensive." " Only 9,000 bits, but she said I could pay with what I had. I gave her a muffin." Derpy eyes then herp-derped. " It was gem flavored. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah." Derpy then continued screaming she had a date with doctor. 

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can't seem to fix your mane, as you finally got the wrinkles out of your tuxedo that Rarity made for your date with Derpy. You are video chatting with Rarity, half-way lisening as she nags you on about how to have a good first date. "Stand up straight, have teeth as white as possible, have a good manecut, and finally, do NOT reject a kiss!" Your ears perk up at this and then you blush. "Kiss? What do you mean kiss? Why would anyone want to kiss a stallion like me? Besides iv'e never really... umm..." 
"Had a first kiss?"
"Right."
Just then, Rarity smirks. Then she giggles. Then she busts out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" You get steamy mad at this. You then scream, "MY HIGH SCHOOL MAREFRIEND SAID SHE WOULD KISS ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT SHE NEVER SHOWED UP!" Then Rarity gasps. You cover your mouth with your hoof. You never told anypony you had never kissed anypony. Back when you were a teen, the thing was, you had to give your marefriend or coltfriend a kiss for their eighteenth birthday if they never got kissed at sixteen. "Oh my," said Rarity. I had no idea."