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// "Supplies" 
// Story: Ponies. Ruin. EVERYTHING! 
// by TDR 
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Ponies. Ruin. Everything!
By TDR




“Supplies”






60's disco music starts playing as a Diamond Dog rushes though an ally turning  around as he knocks boxes aside firing a crossbow back into the other end of the ally.

>NEXT WEEK, ON E62. <

The Diamond Dog stumbles over the boxes and falls face first to the ground.

>SHE'S BACK.<

A gold covered hoof steps in front of the  dogs face. The Diamond dog slowly  lifts his gaze up the white furred leg.

>AND THIS TIME, SHE'S MAD!<

The Dog's gaze finally reaches the top of the leg to show a rather disappointed looking Celestia with her mane missing and a lead pipe gripped in her magic, glaring down at the fallen Diamond Dog.

>GHANDEITY TWO!<

The scene shifts to a group of Shadow Bolts trotting down the street. 

>NO MORE MISS PASSIVE RESISTANCE.<

One of them draws a knife as Celestia steps out in front of them waving her hoof towards them in the come here gesture.

>SHE'S OUT TO KICK SOME FLANK!<

The Shadow Bolts rush  her. She grabs one of their wings kicking the pony in the jaw before catching another that tried to jump on her and flips him into a wall. She turns and kicks out with her hind legs hitting another in the chest and flinging him into a dumpster. 

>THIS IS ONE BAD MOTHER YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH.<

The one with the knife moves up and she whips about suddenly driving her horn through his chest.  Another drops out of the sky and she whips her wing back knocking him to the ground, her wing snatches the dagger from his muzzle and holds it to his neck.

“Do not move you parasprite dropping.” Celesta stats.
>SHE'S A ONE MARE WRECKING CREW.<

The scene changes and  Celestia rolls up to a building in her golden chariot being pulled by several Guard Pegasi. She hops out as a griffon runs up and grabs the bird by the head with her hoof slamming it's head repeatedly into the side of her chariot.

>BUT SHE ALSO KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!<

The scene changes  to show Celestia strutting down a red carpet with a rather scantily clad Rarity to her left and Twilight to her right. A bunch of other ponies mill around the trio snapping pictures though staying respectfully out of her way.

The scene shifts with Celestia seated at a table, Twilight and Rarity on either side of looking over menus.  Doughnut Joe trots up dressed as a waiter looking down at them.

“Give me a steak, medium rare,” orders Celestia.

“HEY BALDY!” shouts a voice that sounds like Discord from the other side of the restaurant. 

>THERE IS ONLY ONE LAW.<

Celestia whips her head around glaring. She flips the table sending the waiter, Rarity and Twilight diving for cover and pulls out a massive  party  cannon firing it recklessly across the crowded restaurant towards the heckler.

>HER LAW!<

The restaurant explodes as Celestia smirks still rapidly firing the cannon.

>GHANDEITY TWO!<

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“Well that was ….. strange.” comments Applejack as the commercial goes off.

“Ehh, it's not bad, but I prefer Fluttershy's Wild Kingdom. “Pinkie Pie states. “ Yesterday I learned that turtles are natures suction cups!”

“Errrr, ooookay” AJ mutters.