Ponies. Ruin. EVERYTHING!

by TDR


“Over 9000!!!!”

Ponies. Ruin. EVERYTHING!
By TDR



“Over 9000!!!!”






>LAST WEEK ON PONY BALL Z!!<

Twilight stands in the middle of a field on her back legs, hooves lifted over her head, horn glowing brightly. She wore a bright orange GI with Celestia's cutie mark on the back of it, and her hair spiked up to a rather ludicrous height.

Across from her on the other side of the field Trixie stands on her back legs, forelegs crossed in front of her, a dark grin on her face and her mane spiked up to ridiculous proportions.

Behind Twilight, lay three forms. Gilda, who for some reason was missing a claw and was painted green. She also wore some sort of strange purple outfit with a white turban on her head.

Spike, who had two rows of three dots on his forehead, seemingly made of small gem stones. He was dressed much the same as Twilight.

And Sweetiebelle who was dressed like Gilda, though she thankfully had all her limbs.

“She's too strong....” mutters Spike.

“SOLAR.....” screams Twilight.

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>THIS WEEK ON PONY BALL Z!!<



Twilight stands in the middle of a field on her back legs, hooves lifted over her head, horn glowing brightly. She wore a bright orange GI with Celestia's cutie mark on the back of it, and her hair spiked up to a rather ludicrous height.

Across from her on the other side of the field Trixie stands on her back legs, forelegs crossed in front of her, a dark grin on her face and her mane spiked up to ridiculous proportions.

Behind Twilight, lay three forms. Gilda, who for some reason was missing a claw and was painted green. She also wore some sort of strange purple outfit with a white turban on her head.

Spike, who had two rows of three dots on his forehead, seemingly made of small gem stones. He was dressed much the same as Twilight.

“She's too strong....” mutters Spike.

And Sweetiebelle who was dressed like Gilda, though she thankfully had all her limbs.

“WAVE.....” screams Twilight.

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>NEXT WEEK ON PONY BALL Z<

Twilight stands in the middle of a field on her back legs, hooves lifted over her head, horn glowing brightly. She wore a bright orange GI with Celestia's cutie mark on the back of it, and her hair spiked up to a rather ludicrous height.

Across from her on the other side of the field Trixie stands on her back legs, forelegs crossed in front of her, a dark grin on her face and her mane spiked up to ridiculous proportions.

Behind Twilight, lay three forms. Gilda, who for some reason was missing a claw and was painted green. She also wore some sort of strange purple outfit with a white turban on her head.

Spike, who had two rows of three dots on his forehead, seemingly made of small gem stones. He was dressed much the same as Twilight.

And Sweetiebelle who was dressed like Gilda, though she thankfully had all her limbs.

“She's too strong....” mutters Spike.

“FLARE!!!” screams Twilight launching the built energy towards Trixie.

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Why the heck are we watching this drivel?” questions Rarity gesturing at the TV where Rainbow Dash, Soarin, and Scootaloo were clustered.

“Sooo coool.” utters Dash.