Twilight was full of questions about Jacob and his world. She was about to ask what he was but he started to cough very violently.
"Darling, are you alright?" asked Rarity.
"Yeah, hold on." Jacob said and reached for his face, and pulling it down reveling his mouth. Twilight and everyone gasped. "What?"
"We thought you had no face." Twilight said in total shock.
Jacob was silent for a few seconds but then burst out into full out laughter. Twilight felt like such an idiot. 'How can I be so dumb. Of course he has a face, how else would he be able to talk and eat.' Twilight thought, but soon he stopped laughing and looked at her smiling and shaking his head then reaching for his face again and pulling off another item that was on his real face. 'There's more!?'
Jacobs face was completely alien to Twilight and everyone else. Around his mouth was a small stubble of brown hair. Then there was a huge scar running down his face, which was covered in dirt. But his eyes where what was the strangest thing about his face. He had blue eyes that looked so tired and worn out and seem to hold so many memories.
"So, how long are you going to stare at my face?" he said making Twilight blush along with her friends. 'I really need to stop doing that.'
[JACOBS FLASHBACK]
*BOOM*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
I woke up to the sound of explosions and gunfire coming outside of my tent. I bolted out of my bed and grabbed my equipment and dashed towards the exit of the tent but was greeted by an explosion that sent me flying through my tent and ripping a huge hole in it. I recovered quickly, but my vision was blury and all I could hear was ringing, but I knew if I didn't move my ass to cover fast I would be just another dead man face down in the dirt. So I sprinted across the field dogging bullets and ignoring any of my fellow soldiers who needed help. I never forgave myself for leaving them behind. As I was sprinting across the field I spotted a nearby trench and changed my direction and ran as fast as I could to it. When I got close enough I jumped into the trench. "FUCK! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET HERE UNDETECTED!?" I screamed to soldier who was reloading his weapon.
"NO FUCKING CLUE! ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEIR FUCKING US UP REALLY HARD!" he screamed back before getting his head was blown off.
"JESUS, SNIPER!!" I screamed pointing towards a tall destroyed building. "THIS IS BRAVO TEAM, WE NEED ARTILLERY SUPPORT ON THE DESTROYED BUILDING, SOUTH AND 4 CLICKS AWAY OF MY POSITION, HOW COPY!?" I scream over the radio.
*ROGER THAT BRAVO TEAM, BRINGING THE PAIN!* Over all of the chaos that was happing around me I could hear the guns firing.
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
The shells hit perfectly on their target and soon the entire building came crumbling down creating a huge dust storm which soon covered the hole battlefield. "GOOD SHOOTING!" I yelled over the radio.
*ENEMY ARMOR IS APROCHING FROM THE SOUTH EAST! THEIR OVER RUNNING OUR POSITION, WE NEED BACK-" that was all he was able to say before all that could be heard was static.
"OH FUCK ME!" I yelled while firing Barbara into enemy positions. Soon all of the gunfire ceased and all you could hear was screaming of injured soldiers. Then a light appeared through the storm of dust that was soon followed by multiple more lights and roaring engines. "Oh shit." I looked to my left to see my squad looking at me with worried looks.
"What the fuck now?" asked Alex the teams rookie.
"What do you mean 'what now'? We fight!" I said.
"Jacob, are you fucking crazy? Those are fucking T-90's who are backed up by god knows how many Russians." said Rob the teams engineer.
"Well Rob, one I'm not crazy. I'm insane. Two, we gotta die someday so, what's holding us back?"
"Even if we were to fight, how are we gonna take on those tanks?" asked Rico the teams marksman.
"easy, watch." I said before leaping out of the trench and sprinted towards the head T-90. Soon there was shouting but was replaced by gunfire and screaming. I turned my head around and saw about 20 M1A1 Abrams charging behind me and they were followed by god knows how many marines and my squad passing them all.
I turned to face my victims and roared at the top of my lungs. "LETS GO MOTHERFUCKERS!!
The T-90's fired their cannons and began their charge. I jumped out of the way of every shot that came my way and continued sprinting towards them. Once I got close enough I jumped on to the head T-90 took out one of my grenades pulled the pin and shoved it in the barrel of the tank then jumped to a near by tank.
*BOOM*
The head T-90's main gun came flying off. I repeated this with 3 other tanks before I ran out of grenades. Soon one of the Abrams fired at the tank I was on. I saw it coming and jumped off into a small crater and hit my head on a rock that knocked me out
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After a couple of hours I awoke with a dead Russian on top of me. I pushed him off and stumbled out of the small crater to only see destroyed tanks. The field was covered with dead bodies of both Russian and Americans, also it was covered with shells and puddles of blood. The air was filled with the smell of burning gas and dead bodies. It was pure hell. I walked through the field thinking that there was no end but stopped to see something that would never leave my mind. Alex, Rob, and Rico all dead. I fell to my knees and only stared at them. My team. My friends. My brothers.
[JACOB]
I woke up sweating bullets, heart beating like an engine and had trouble breathing. I closed my eyes and tried to think about something else, but failed. I grinded my teeth got up from my bed then walked to the other side of room and punched a hole in the wall. I started to grind my teeth even more violently till I felt blood run down my chin. 'Fuck. My. Life.' I've wanted to die and end all of the pain for so long, but I have to make sure that no one died for nothing. 'Soon we'll meet again. Soon.'
[HOURS LATER]
I spent the rest of the night cleaning my weapons and staring at the moon. The moons always been the only thing to calm my nerves, and help remind me what my one goal is, but soon the moon began to leave my sites and be replaced by the sun. "Damn, what a night." I said to myself rubbing my forehead. 'Fuck, I got to deal with the 'ponies' today. Perfect.' soon there was a knock on the door and Twilight walked in.
"Good morning Jacob, I hope you slept well." she said in a cheerful mood.
"Meh, could of slept better. So, what's for breakfast?" I asked.
"Uh, well I could make some pancakes."
"Pancakes? Oh. My. God. GET IN THAT KITCHEN NOW WOMEN!" I yelled pointing out the door. I then remembered being bad is a no, no. "Um, sorry I haven't had pancakes in a long time." I said with a sheepish grin.
*Again showing how much of an idiot you or 'we' are. Good job!*
'Only if you were real I would rip your balls off.'
"That's...alright. What about we go down stairs and have breakfast?"
I nodded and followed her down the stairs and entered the kitchen. The chairs were way to small for me to sit in, but like an idiot I tried and failed falling on my ass. "FUCKING SMALL DICK SUCKING ASS BITCH!" I yelled and making Twilight cringe at my chose in words.
"Do you really need to swear like that." she asked.
"If you don't want me punching someone to death, than yes." I said getting up and cracking my back.
Soon Twilight started making breakfast and I just sat on the ground ,after breaking five chairs, waiting. "Mmmm...Twilight are you making those awesome panca-" the small purple lizard thing walked in and froze when it saw me.
"Did you say something spike?" Twilight asked turning to face the frozen lizard. "Spike, are alright?"
"W-What's that thing still doing here?"
"I'm staying here for a while football." I said with an evil smile showing my teeth.
"WHAT!? Twilight, why in Equestria are letting that monster stay here!?"
"Spike! He's not a monster he's our guest."
"Look it's all good. Besides, I can give two fucks what he calls me." I said with a shrug.
"Well, even so I don't want you thinking like that." she said looking at spike.
"Fine. But I still don't trust you."
"Do I look like I give a fuck." I said rolling my eyes.
After a few minutes past, spike seem to calm down and Twilight finished making breakfast. "Oooh yeah, pancake time baby." I said rubbing my hands together and licking my lips. I didn't even bother to grab a fork or a knife, I just shoved my face right in to those amazing pancakes. 'Hey Jack, want some? Oh wait, my bad you cant eat anything can you? What a shame.'
*FUCK YOU!!*
Once I was done eating like a fat fucking pig I looked up to see both Twilight and Football staring at me with eyes the size of dinner plates, and their mouths were touching the ground. I just chuckled at the site and wiped my face. "Sorry about that. Like I said before, I haven't had pancakes in a looooong time." I said with a grin.
"Um, that's ok. Besides, I still have a lot of questions for you, but I rather have my friends here with us when we start." said Twilight. "Oh, and before I went to bed last night I found a spell that can change my form like a changeling only really different." she said.
"What the fuck is a changeling?" I asked.
"Oh, sorry." she said with a slight blush. "They are pretty much a species that can change into anypony, and they feed off of others love."
"Sooo, they fuck each other for food. I approve." I said.
Twilights face blushed a deep red. "N-NO! They don't do that for food! I meant they feed off others love from the heart. True love!" she yelled.
Oh...that's boring but whatever." I said with a shrug. "so what's this talk about a SPELL you found last night?"
"Follow me and I'll show you." Twilight said clapping her hooves together and hopping into the living room.
*This is ether going to end in sex, or rape.*
'shut up! Non of that shit is going to happen.' I thought and followed Twilight.
"Okay stand still." said Twilight as her horn started glowing.
"
Wait wat?" I asked before a huge light blinded me. After a few seconds I opened my eyes to only be greeted by smoke. "What the fuck was that?" I said waving the smoke away from my sight. Once I regained my sight, I was yet again greeted by something that I haven't seen in ages. There stood a fully naked human Twilight. I stood there with my mouth wide open and tongue slightly hanging out.
*DAAAAAAAAMN!!*
Twilight opened her eyes and looked down. Soon a huge smile appeared across her face and she started to jump. "IT WORKED! IT WORKED!" she yelled and continued to jump up and down. All I did was follow her with my head as she jumped up and down still with my mouth wide open.
"Uhhhhhhhh....Twilight, is there a reverse 'spell' for this? Cause I really hope not."
All of a sudden there was another bright flash and I was blinded again. When the smoke cleared Twilight was in her regular pony form. "Awwww, it wore off. Oh well." she said then walked back into the kitchen.
"NOOOOOOO!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!"
*WHY GOD WHY!?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*