Screw Loose and Screwball: The 2nd and 3rd of The Insane

by TwistedSkittles


Lonely Chaos

Chaos.
The word rang through Discord's ears.
He could almost feel the familiar tingle whenever he heard that word.
Almost. Because he was still made of stone.
He couldn't move, nor touch nor feel nor hear nor speak nor smell. He could only see and sense.
Now before you point out that Discord can not feel, you should know that feeling and sensing can be two different things.
You feel the hard marble all around you, surrounding you that it a mystery of how you can breathe. You can feel the group of ponies taking a tour of the castle gardens as the little fillies brush past you with their soft fur. Some are even arguing about you.
But you can sense that the alicorn magic, the magic within the cold hard marble that has kept you trapped for thousands of years, you can sense that it is growing weaker and weaker around you.
As three little fillies continue to argue, Discord realized that he could hear their silly voices, he could smell the dirt and the dust they stirred up as they fought. He felt the soft fur of the ponies beneath him. The alicorn magic seemed to break away, and he found himself chuckling, his voice rough from being muted for thousands of years.
His voice echoed through out the marble, and he saw a purple energy glow from the middle of his chest, right were his heart was. It seemed to tap on marble, like a finger.
He immediately recognized the purple light. It wasn't energy. It was power.
Wonderful chaotic power. Discord thought with a sinister smile as the stone around him began cracking like an egg.
With a colorful blast, the stone broke away, and he was free.
"Thanks to those three foolish ponies," he announced, refering to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, "I approve that the chaos shall begin!"
Discord through up his arms and flew up into the air. Fireworks went off behind him. He snapped his fingers and the white fluffy clouds surrounding him turn into bright pink cotton candy clouds. A rumble sounded from them and a chocolate liquid began to drop from them.
Discord gave a gleeful smile and a cup appeared in his griffon claw. He stuck the cup beneath the nearest cloud and it filled up with the chocolate substance. Discord sipped, and lowered the cup with a smile.
"Chocolate milk and cotton candy clouds! How de-lightful!" He announced.
He flew higher, and looked over and saw a small town.
"Ponyville! Of course!" With a flash was gone, and appeared in front an large apple orchard.
The sunlight poured below as Discord stood on top of a fill. The red and green apples glistened perfectly in the sun, and a soft breeze blew on his fur, feathers and scales. Discord softened for a moment, a small kind smile formed on his lips.
"HEY I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO GO ANYWHERE!!"
Discord froze, then quickly turned into a red apple hanging from a tree, his eyes sticking out.
To his relief it was not the Royal Sisters, but beneath him was an orange earth pony with a hat picking corn and putting it into her wagon. Discord sighed and looked up to see a blue Pegasus chasing one of his cotton candy clouds. The rest of the pink clouds followed the rainbow-maned pegasus as chocolate milk rained from them.
"Rainbow Dash!" The orange pony called to the pegasus. "What's going on with this rain? I mean chocolate milk. I mean chocolate milk rain!"
Discord chuckled from his hiding place. Oh won't this be fun!! Just a few tricks with these ponies and soon it will be the chaotic capital of the world!!
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Discord, now a small leaf, watched as the Mane Six stood in front on the Canterlot Labyrinth opening.
"Never fear girls! We have each other!" Twilight Sparkle announced.
"Yeah! Like Twilight said. There's nothing we can't overcome if we all stick together!" Rainbow Dash agreed.
The ponies nodded and lined up in front of the entrance.
"Alright girls! Let's do this!" Twilight said.
The very moment they placed one hoof forward, Discord smiled evilly and immediately walls of thick leaves and branches appeared out of the ground, seperating themselves from each other.
There! Now you'll see what happens when you're all alone! Discord wanted to scream. But he turned into a shadow and slimmed away with an angry growl.
As he wandered through the maze, using his power to rearrange the walls as he made his wayn't help but feel a sharp pang of loneliness.
How can I be the bad guy here? Shouldn't I get a chance to show them my own fun chaotic world?
Discord's loneliness turned to anger.
Celestia didn't even give her own sister a chance for those stupid ponies to see her side of the story!
He began ripping and the leaves, growing more violent.
And now she won't let me show mine! Imprison in that stupid stone before I got a chance. Now those ponies are living in a carefree world while Celestia imprisons us behind their backs. And now I have no pony!!
Discord was about to scream when he stopped and called down.
"What if...I made those six silly ponies as lonely as I am? They would see how evill the world is, even more than I do!" He rubbed his hands together and grinned. "They would turn against each other, and I would finally show every pony who Celestia really is."
He laughed, and slithered into the shadows as he heard Applejack walking.