CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES

by last of delta1


A new friend

Twilight was frozen in shock and fear. Shocked that the creature knew Equestrian, and scared at whatever it was pointing at them. She tried to talk but nothing came out. 'What should I do? What should I say? Come on Twilight your a princess and protector of Equestria. Do something!' Twilight couldn't think. She didn't want to threaten it, even though it already threatened them, she wanted to reason with it. She looked at her friends who only looked at the creature with shock and fear, except Rainbow Dash who looked ready for a fight, but then Fluttershy stepped forward.

"Um m-mister c-creature, we don't want to hurt you we want to-"

"SHUT UP!!!" the creature yelled making Twilights blood boil.

Fluttershy fell to the grown shaking and crying. It made Twilight mad, but she was still scared of the creature. "That's it, no one makes Fluttershy cry!" yelled Rainbow Dash. Twilight turned to calm her friend down only to see her zip right by her. 'Oh no.' She tried to stop her but she couldn't move. 'What? W-why cant I move?' She was starting to panic when Rainbow Dash hit the creature two times. 'Stop Rainbow Dash! Stop!' she wanted to yell so desperately. Then something happened that caused her to stop breathing. The creature caught Rainbow Dash turned her around and laughed like a mad pony. Twilight was finally about to say something but a sickening sound filled the air followed by a pain filled scream.

*CRACK*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Rainbow Dash fell to the ground shaking and crying. This was the breaking point for Twilight, all of the fear left her and was replaced with pure anger. "Oh, my bad I'm not even done yet." the creature said raising it's strange tool and pointed at Rainbow Dashes head.

"GET AWAY FROM HER!!" Twilight yelled preparing one of her spells and firing. The creature was fast and jumped out of the way and sprinted faster than anypony she ever met. "Fluttershy, Pinkepie get Rainbow Dash to here, Applejack, find Spike and have him inform the princesses, and Rarity, warn Ponyville." she said faster than Pinkepie high on cocaine.

*ZZZAP*

*BOOM*

"GO!!" she yelled finally snapping them out of it. Fluttershy and Pinke bolted to Rainbow Dash and dragged their injured friend to safety, Applejack ran as fast as she ever did in her entire life, and Rarity teleported to ponyville screaming, "MONSTER!!"


[JACOBS PROV

*ZZZAP*

*BOOM*

'HOLY SHIT!! That one almost turned me into a women.' "GO!!" The purple one, that I was going to turn into glue with my bare hands, yelled making the others run for the hills. I stopped and waited for it to look at me. "So, alone at last how lovely. Oh darn it I forgot the candles. Oh well, I'll just make some with your body parts." I said thinking about the picture, it's head like a jack o lantern, and it's bones as the candles, Now that would be romantic.

*ZZAP*

*BOOM*

It shot another bolt right pass me. "Missed~." I sang laughing. "Oh, I didn't miss." *CRACK* I turned to see a giant tree coming straight for me, but jumped out of the way just in time. "Oh man, ya almost got me there, but I'm bored so lets just end this all ready." I said raising Barbara and firing a single shot and making impact. "AHHHHHH!!!" it yelled making me smile. It was now on the ground crying and trying to get up only to fall back down. I was now kneeling beside it and slowly pulling out Emily.

"So, you thought you could fuck with me, that's rich. Anyway, what shall we do first. Those pretty eyes, or should I just skin you." I said waving Emily in it's face. "P-p-please Celestia, save me." it whimpered. "Look at me." I said but it didn't reply. "I SAID FUCKING LOOK AT ME!" I yelled, now I got her attention. "Think about your life, remember it, Because now it's coming to an end." I said coldly running Emily across it's face.

"DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER!!!!" boomed a voice that made me jump and cover my ears.

Before I could see where that voice came from I was hit by one of those bolts of energy and knocked out.


[TWILIGHT and EVERYPONY]

"DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HER!!!!" boomed a voice that was all to familiar to Twilight. She looked up to see the creature flying back and landing hard on the ground. "Twilight, are you okay?" Twilight looked behind her to see princess Celestia sweating bullets, and crouching beside her.

"Celestia! Oh I'm so glade your here." she said with tears in her eyes, and nuzzling her.



"I'm happy your okay, but Twilight what happened?" Celestia asked while healing Twilights wound.

"I thought I found a spell that can teleport objects from another world here." said Twilight. "Then well that thing showed up." she pointed at the creature.

"TWILIGHT!!" both Celestia and Twilight turned around to see the rest of the Elements of Harmony running to them. "Oh darling, are you alright?" asked Rarity.

"Yes Rarity, I'm fine. Wait, what about Rainbow dash?"

"I'm okay Twilight. Lucky for me Princess Luna showed up and fixed my wing, see." she said flapping her healed wing. "But what happened to that freak, I want to teach it a lesson it'll never forget." she said.

"Sister, is everypony alright?" Princess Luna swooped in with a very concerned look.

"Yes Luna, everypony's is alright, and thank you for tending to Rainbow Dash." Celestia said giving Luna a warm smile.

Luna returned the smile and then looked the creature that attacked twilight and her friends. "So, this is the beast that caused all this trouble?" she asked.

Before anyone could answer a strange voice answered her question. "Guilty as charge." everyone turned around to see the creature standing to it's full height.

"H-how are you standing?" asked Celestia who was dumbfounded.

"Fuck you that's how."


[JACOBS HEAD]

"What? Where am I" I said totally confused. "First I was in the amazing rain, then fighting homosexual mini horses, and now I all I can see...is.....darkness....Oh fuck me." I said. At this point I was terrified.

*Why Jacob, why did you leave us?*

"Oh god not again. Just leave me alone, PLEASE!" I yelled shaking my head like a wild animal.

*YOU KILLED US!*

"No, no, no, no, no, NOO! I DIDNT KILL YOU!" I yelled covering my ears to stop the voices. Soon a light appeared and some one I never thought I see again walked through it. "T-Tim?" Before I could hug him a fire burst from behind Tim. "TIM!" I yelled running towards him but out of no where a room appeared around us and we were separated by a metal door. Smoke was coming through the door and the sound of pure pain and agony. "NOOO! GOD DAMN IT OPEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled trying to open the door. I could hear Tim hitting the door and screaming for mercy. Then the screaming and banging ceased. I backed away from the door and fell to my knees crying. 'I couldn't protect him or anyone I loved. I'm a fucking failure!' "Please forgive me. Please." I said crying.

*I forgive you.*

I looked up to see myself with an insane smile holding out a hand.

*You are pain, death, and anger. You must except this.*

Fuck it. What else do I got lose. I grab his or my hand and was engulfed by a bright light.


[JACOBS PROV]

So here I am about to fight a bunch of talking horses, That's toootally normal.

*You fucking idiot.* a voice said.

'Great, now I have voices in my head when I'm awake. Wonderful.' I thought rolling my eyes.

*Listen, make peace with these assholes.*

"WHAT!?" I yelled out loud making the freaks give me looks of confusion.

*SHUT UP! Look, a friend of ours is here and I know you want to meet him.*

'Uh-huh, and who might that be?'

*Disford*