//------------------------------// // The Marepocalypse // Story: Continuing the Dream // by Blue Breeze //------------------------------// Author's Note: Well, you guys voted, and you unanimously chose "The Marepocalypse". Guess you guys just really like rape or something. Since this story is rated everyone(I don't even use human swears for crying outloud), I won't be going into much detail with this. For those who wanted more detail... you sicken me. Now, on with the ra-I mean story. I was in the living room of my house, reading a Daring Do book I borrowed from Rainbow Dash... which she borrowed from Twilight... leaving me with having to return it. Anyway, everypony had gotten the day off from their jobs today, but I couldn't remember why. As I read, I hear a furious knocking coming from the front door. I get up to go answer it. "I'm coming, I'm coming. Hold your flank." I answer the door to find Rainbow Dash, her eyes and grin extremely and creepily big. Um... what? "Hi, Blue!" she says in a creepy tone. She starts trotting up to me, never looking away. "Um, h-hey, Dash. What's up?" I start inching back as she approaches. This is really freaking me out. "Oh, I just wanted to spend some time with my coltfriend." she pushes me over and pins me down. I try to push her off, but somehow she's become much stronger, making me unable to get her off. "Dash, what's going on?!" "I want you! Let's do it! Right now!" My pupils shrink in terror. "Dash, no! Not like this!" Drax walks down the stairs and looks over to see Dash on top of me. "Um, do you two want some alone time?" "Drax, help! Get her off!" Drax trots down and quickly pulls Dash off of me. He holds her around the waist and forelegs to restrain her. "What's gotten into Dash?" "I don't know." Zephyr and Ice walk down the stairs to join us. "Um, what's going on and why is Drax holding Rainbow?" Ice asks. "Something's gotten into Dash, and I'm not sure what it is." Dash looks at all of us with her tongue hanging out. "So many stallions! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" I flinch back at her outburst. "Somepony get a chair and rope! We need to keep her restrained!" "I'm on it!" Zeph says. Zeph comes back a few moments later with the items and we tie up Rainbow Dash. "What could've gotten into her to make her act like this?" I ask myself. I ponder it over for a moment and... oh buck. "Guys, what's the date?" "The ninth." Drax answers. I run over to the calendar on the wall and take a look at it. This is bad! I turn around and look at them with a terrified face. "What's the matter?" "EVERYTHING! Today's the first day of the annual three day period when the mares go into heat! IT'S THE MAREPOCALYPSE!" "WHAT?!" they all shout. "How could we forget something this important?!" Drax shouts. "We're screwed! Literally!" Ice shouts. Now it makes sense why I couldn't overpower Dash. Mares become a lot stronger during the heat. They're climbing in your windows, snatching your ponies up, trying to rape 'em, so you all need to hide your ponies, hide your zebras, and hide your donkeys 'cause they're raping everypony out here(anyone rememer this meme?). "Just calm down!" I shout. "We need to think up a plan. The mares are going to jump all over us, being in a house with four stallions." "I know I am!" Dash shouts. "Hush. Now, I propose we-" *CRASH* A bunch of mares break down the windows to my house and jump in. "GET THE BUCK OUT WHILE WE CAN!" I shout. I grab a nearby chair and throw it at the back window, smashing it so we can all jump out(I wasn't thinking there. It was an impulse.). As I jump out, Berry Punch pins me down. "Nice to see you again, Blue! I've been waiting for this!" "Berry, we've done this before, and the answer is still NO!" I quickly use my hindlegs to get under her and hoist her up and over me. I get back up and the others and I take off, not trying to find a destination, only to escape the large group of horny mares trying to catch us. As we run, Vinetion drops down infront of us. WHY CELESTIA?! WHY?! "VINE, PLEASE HAVE MERCY!" She shakes her head at us. "DIDN'T YOU BOYS KNOW?!" she flies over us, getting between us and the mares. We stop and look back at her. "I LIKE MARES! COME AT ME, LADIES!" she gets up on her hindlegs and puts her hooves in the air. Surprisingly, a large portion of the mares stop at her. Huh, guess more mares in this town are bi than I thought. And this definitely explains a few things about Vine. Oh well. Works for me! We use Vine's little distraction to find a dark alleyway as a hiding place from the mares. I poke my head out on the other side of the alleyway and see the perfect thing. "Yes! The weather office! We can use that as a temporary bunker til this blows over!" I whisper in excitement. The others agree and we make our way over there, making sure not to let any mares spot us. We go inside and go into the lounge. We take all the nearby furniture and barricade the door. "There, that should do for now. I just hope no mares discover us." I say. "So, what do we do til this is over?" Ice asks. "Guess we just stay here and find ways to entertain ourselves." "With what?" "Well, there's plenty of magazines to read. Not much else besides that." They all groan in displeasure. This is gonna be a long three days. Day Two "Well, would you look at that? A tie... again." I say as Zephyr and I hit our fiftyth tie in a row on tic-tac-toe. "Ugh! This is so boring!" Zephyr shouts in frustration. "I know, but it's better than being raped by mares for another two days." "*sigh* True." Ice steps out of the bathroom(yes, the lounge has a bathroom) with a concerned look. "Guys, I used the last of the toilet paper." "You what?! Now what are we gonna do if we have to do?!" Zeph shouts in worry. "Just calm down. We can always just tear out and use pages from the magazines." I tell him. You work with what you've got. "I'm not using magazines!" "It's either that, using your hooves, or holding it." He looks at his hooves. "Magazines don't sound so bad." That's what I thought. Later Ice looks around the room nervously. "I can't take this anymore!" I go over to him and slap him. "Get a hold of youself!" He looks at me. "Thanks, I needed that. " I slap him again. "Ow! What'd you do that for?" "I felt like it." I feel a hoof connect with my head. "Ow!" I look back to see it was Zephyr. "Sorry, I just felt like it." a hoof connects with his head. "I felt like it, too." Drax says. We all look at each other and then start fighting. Good thing there's only one day left before things go back to normal. Day three, the final day As we sit around waiting out the clock before the end, Drax gets up and starts taking down the barricade. Not him too! "I need fresh air! I'm not used to being inside this long!" The rest of us grab on to him to get him to stop. "Just calm down, Drax!" Ice shouts. "Yeah, you'll get raped if you go out there!" I shout in agreement. He breaks free of all of us. "I'll take my chances!" he takes down the barricade and goes outside. "Fresh air!" Mares immediately start swarming him. Even with his great strength, he can't break free of them. Poor guy. Mares start breaking into the weather office after us. We break a window on the wall and jump out of it. "We'll never outrun them!" I shout. Zeph stops in his tracks. "Zeph, what are you doing?! We gotta go!" You guys go! I'll stay back and buy you some time!" "No way! I'm not leaving you!" "Me neither!" "Just go!" I look at him for a moment efore turning around. "Thanks, Zeph. For everything." Ice and I start running away again. Zeph turns around and starts rushing the crowd. "LEEROOOOOOYYYYYYYY!" Poor fool. As Ice and I run, Ice is suddenly lifted up in the air by a magical aura. "GOT YA!" Vinyl shouts. "AH! NO!" Ice shouts. "DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU!" before I can though, Rainbow Dash lands infront of me. "Miss me?!" I start making a mad dash in the other direction. "Sorry, Ice! You're on your own!" As I keep running, I turn into an alleway to be stopped by a dead end. "OH BUCK ME!" I turn around to see Dash meer inches from me. "Oh, I plan to!" "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" The next day "Man, that was amazing!" I say. You're all probably confused right now. "Totally!" Zeph agrees. "I always heard the Marepocalypse was terrible, but it felt amazing!" Drax says. "I guess the stallions who got caught just never were able to take it." Ice says. We were all hanging out the cafe, talking about our recent adventures in the heat. Dash and the other girls walk up to us with expressions of shame. "Guys, we're really sorry about yesterday. We just couldn't control ourselves." "I'm not sorry. I had a lot of fun." Vine says. All the other girls look at her. "What?" "Why be sorry? It was awesome! I always knew you'd be good in bed." I say to Dash Her cyan face goes a deep crimson from what I said. She growls at us. "You guys are impossible!" "All I know is, I can't wait for next year's heat!"