First Kiss
By: Sam Cole
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How does one picture their first kiss? Standing in the middle of the arena as watchers cheer them on? Or lost in a bit of foalish party shenanigans. How many ever saw their first kiss coming because of a fit of anger? Certainly not Rarity. Certainly not Twilight.
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Twilight snorted as she stormed into the Apple Family barn after a day of aide with her friends.
"You were staring at my flank! Admit it!" Rarity cried out as she followed the librarian into the structure. "That's the third time I've caught you doing so!"
"I would never!" Twilight snapped back. Do it in a way that you would notice, at least...
"You liar." Rarity snarled. Please? I was posing just for you. I- I just want you too look at me. I love you so much, but I can't even tell if you have anything more than a passing thought about me...
"I have never been so insulted." Twilight growled at Rarity. I never meant to offend you. I love you so much I wish I could scream every time I see you, and you do nothing...
"You?! You're not the one with some absolutely adorable, whimsical mare playing with you in her fantasies!"
"Wait, what?" Rainbow asked form the sidelines.
"No, I'm the one with a mare I'm head over hooves for that is accusing me of looking at her like just a piece of wheat and not for the absolute work of art that she is! Mind, body, and soul!"
"Did you all just hear that?" Applejack asked the others.
"You enrage me!" Rarity screamed.
"You enthrall me!" Twilight screamed back.
"I love you!" Rarity snapped as she shoved her forehead into Twilight's, staring her down hard.
"At least we agree on something!" Twilight nearly screamed. Both mare's stood stock still for what seemed ages before their panting gave way. In a flash of hooves, both mare's pulled each other in tighter, letting their lips haphazardly dance around each others in a desperate power struggle that the only end goal was to meet and never part ways again. Tongues paired together in that messy way first timers always manage. Soon, the kiss was broken for cries of pain, one mare on the other's hair, one's leg falling asleep. Both needing to actually breath again. The petty things, really.
"No. No way. How?" Pinkie finally asked after watching these two struggle for minutes to manage to actually kiss correctly, but still enjoying the attempt as well. But her words did burrow into minds as the two in question sat bolt upright, attempting last minute fixes to manes and coats.
"Oh my, you scoundrel..." Rarity panted.
"I'm not the only guilty party here." Twilight sassed.
"Stop it!" Fluttershy barked at the pair. "You two should be ashamed!"
"We're sorry..."
"That was horrible! You all never considered pacing, hoof placement, or ascetic appearance!" Fluttershy informed. "No more public displays of affection till you've worked out how to actually kiss each other!"
"I know, right?" Pinkie snorted from the side lines. "You both look like the only thing you've ever kissed before was your hooves for practice."
"Umm..."
"Our friends are weird." Applejack finally said to Rainbow as the pair exited the barn where Fluttershy and Pinkie were lecturing the unicorns on how to kiss.
"Hey, at least they have good teachers now." Rainbow noted.
"Yea- Wait, What?!"
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