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// A fabulous, yet strange dream 
// Story: Lunatic's Dreamworld 
// by Lunatic Cake 
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Hello guys, what I am about to tell you is something really awkward that happened to me last night in my dream. I don't know whether or not I should tell you but I suppose I might as well.

So I was pretty drunk yesterday and while watching the whole MLP Season 3 I fell asleep halfway through it, I know, how can I possibly fall asleep by watching ponies?!

Anyway what happened next was rather strange. I found myself in my room, just laying on the couch, watching TV, what was indeed a strange dream to begin with when I heard a voice ringing from the kitchen. "I made you a Sandwich, darling!" I was thinking "Nice, I'm so hungry for a sandwich now" but then again something bothered me... I knew this voice but couldn't tell where I did from. So after switching to a different TV show I noticed somebody coming from the kitchen, it was not a human though, it was a pony. It was the one and only Rarity. Surprised I jumped up as she replied "What's wrong, Darling, I made you your sandwich you wanted and even got you a beer along with it."

Of course I wasn't able to reply at first but then she continued: "Or is it that you'd like to have a special surprise?" as she started giggling coming closer to me, it seemed like she was seducing me. As she went down to get to my manly part, I couldn't see her anymore, I needed to get my 300 pounds belly out of the way first but it was no use, I couldn't get a nice view.

Disappointed I said "Oh well, let's get in the bedroom" and let her get up the stairs as I planned to rush after her. To my surprise it seemed that I have yet gained more weight as I somehow got stuck in the stairs and eventually the walls broke due to my masculine muscles that were hiding below that pure mass of lard.

Happy and exhausted I finally reached the top of the stairs. I was extremely exhausted though and suddenly my feet slipped away below my 400 pounds body and I fell down the stairs, breaking half of them. Rarity heard it but since the stairs were broke she couldn't reach me. I didn't feel any pain but after that everything seemed like it was stuck in time just like I was in those stairs. The last thing I've seen for hours was Rarity's worried face over my adonis-like body and just before I woke up I felt a tear of hers dropping down on my face as I woke up. Raising my head, I still felt that tear on my forehead...