Pony Ball Z: Equestrian Tenkaichi

by SwimmingDalek98

The Hunter!

"Is something the matter? I know it's quite a shock, considering how you thought that the hellhound Cerberus was the only thing capable of fighting those monsters… but honestly, do you expect us to sit idly by and let something else clean up OUR mess?" Dóchas walked on calmly, motioning to the torn buildings and bodies around them. Cerberus trotted back, and sat down patiently next to the Saiyan warriors.

Nova pressed a button on his scouter, and allowed the small machine to scan the city. "Whoop, missed one." He pulled his hand back, and prepared to shoot a ki blast at the target, but a thinner, faster shot beat him to the chase.

"I told you you owed me one." Dóchas' level voice indicated no sign of remorse for the death of the monster in question, only that he had simply taken what was 'owed' to him. "Now we're even."

Nova started a glare, then chuckled, "You DID say I wouldn't see it coming...

"Sweet Celestia… what the hay is wrong with you?" Twilight gawked at the charred corpses that littered the area, her friends reacting equally.

They slowly turned to the Saiyans, who merely scoffed in return, "We let those beasts loose. It is only logical that we are the ones to clean up…"

A yellow one with wings turned and vomited, leaving Nova to roll his eyes, 'Great. Another puker...'

"Well… was mass murder really an option?" Luna nervously glanced around, analyzing the carnage and wrecked buildings, "You could have easily directed the beasts back into Tartarus."

"We have done you a service. Now they will be less inclined to leave later, fearing us and our power. This is how we plan ahead. Leave terror in the enemy now, and they shall remember it later." Dóchas stared at the gates, and with a whip of his hand, and a burst of ki, motioned for them to shut.

*THUNK*

The door barely budged, and its red, eerie glow still leaked from within. Dóchas' eyebrow raised, and he tried again, with minimal success. "Odd… It shouldn't be that heavy… HRK!"

*THUNK*

Again, no success. "Hey, maybe you should use your hands, pal!" Nova flew over to the large gate, and grabbed onto one side, while Calem grasped the other. The two both pushed with all of their might, even rising into the air and flying in order to close teh gates.

*CREEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK*

The door began to slowly bend in response to the Saiyans' efforts, the metal grinding against the stone it was built over.

*BREAAAAOOOOOOOOMMMM*

"WAGH!" "ARGH!" The door released a large blue pulse of energy, knocking the two aliens off, and it moved back to its former position.

"You were saying, Muscle Man?" Dóchas dryly quipped in response to his ally's condition, with a dull expression to match.

"Can it. But somethin' ain't right here… These doors shoulda closed twice by now…" Nova poked the metal gate, which responded by releasing a blue spark of energy upon him.

Calem stepped towards the inside, "That means that whoever's inside wants these gates to stay open."

Dóchas, following his companion's train of thought, turned his blank face to one of sadistic glee, "And if they could keep these gates open like this, then that means they already have had practice…"

Nova, not one to be left out, joined his friends, "They don't need to hold it open for the troops… They're not coming back up her anytime soon..."

Celestia grimaced, "And that means they want some of us to go down there…"

Luna planted her hoof down, and snorted loudly, "Is this so they can distract the Elements from a second invasion of the surface?"

Dóchas grasped the handle of his blade, "No… if they wanted you, they'd have done this before… They want something to come down there that wasn't here before… something like… us."

"Then what're we waitin' for?" Nova cricked his neck before continuing to his knuckles, releasing several audible pops, followed by a small surge of his ki.

"Food." Calem now held several capsules, labelled 'food'. He activated them, and then proceeded to throw them around.

*POMF*

Multiple freezers and refrigerators appeared, each of them filled to the brim with meat, vegetables, and cartons of various liquids. The three Saiyans grinned, sat down, and began chowing down on the large quantity of food around them.

The ponies could only stare blankly, unable to respond, until Rarity flatly asked, "What?"

"What?" The three Saiyans continued to dine, ignoring the stares they received from the locals.

"Hey, can ya hand me da steak sauce?" Dóchas motioned to Calem, who gladly obliged. Dóchas proceeded to pour the condiment generously upon a large slab of meat that lay before him.

"Mph, dis iz goob! If ah knew dat we had foob prepared like dis ah woulda eaten shoona!" Nova's natural growling tone became partially muffled by the large portion of meat bun sliding down his gullet. He chased it down with a bottle of beer, and belched loud enough for Cerberus to cover its ears and begin whining.

"Hahahahahahahaha! That was funny!" Calem's laughter filled the silence left by his ally's belch. He proceeded to stuff a large turkey leg into his throat, only stopping to spit out bones.

After another minute of feasting, the three Saiyans stood, and Dóchas pressed a capsule, which created a smokescreen. After the smoke faded, the whole mess was gone. Forks, knives, dishes, and containers, all now sent within the capsule held by Dóchas. He tossed it to Calem, who pocketed it.

"Well, I believe that was enough to satisfy us. Now, we have a mission to accomplish…" The three turned, and smiled in glee, preparing for whatever may lie below.

"HOLD UP JUST A DOGGONE MINUTE!" The three stopped, and looked to the group of natives, of which an orange-furred, yellow-maned one wearing a Stetson called out, "Y'all think you can just drag yerselves here, start fighting monsters left and right, and then say yer gonna go to the depths o' Tartarus? And with a full stomach?"

Calem looked to his friends, with a look on his face as if he were afraid he'd missed something. Nova simply frowned in thought, before responding, "Yeah. We're Saiyans. Kinda what we do. Something interesting comes up, we fight it. Any other questions, Texas Ranger?"

The orange pony glared at the Saiyan for is sarcasm, but instead preferred to bring up another point, "And on an extra-full stomach?"

Dóchas, having known Nova long enough to know when he would take a chance for a fight, opted to intervene, "Uhm… Saiyans have a different metabolism than most creatures… The large quantity of food you saw us eat was an average meal for any Saiyan. We digest our meals within minutes, and nutrients are quickly sent through the body, so eating before combat is actually recommended! I'd love to discuss it later, but then again… I think the matter at hand would be far more entertaining…" Dóchas finally turned, and gazed upon the large gates leading underground.

"No more interruptions, eh? Good. I've been meaning to get some exercise!" Eagal manifested in front of Dóchas' vision, and began to perform stretches.

'No.' Dóchas walked through the hallucination his alter ego formed, and his allies followed suit.

"WHADDYA MEAN 'NO'? I've been dying for this!" Eagal growled and glared at his host, who merely threw him a dull look in response.

'This 'Tartarus' is an underground formation. If it is to take unnecessary pressure, we might cause damage to the surface. Once we've analyzed its structure, I'll let you know if it's worth letting you go free.' Dóchas' mind began filling with images of various caverns from Earth, showing Eagal what kinds of caves would be able to take the form of collateral he tended to dish out.

"HRAAAAAAGH!" Dóchas' mental imagery was cut short by Nova charging up his clear and electric ki, followed by Calem's blue aura. The two shot themselves down into the earth, with their aura as the only evidence of their existence prior.

"Hmph… very well. HRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!" Dóchas coated himself in his own red aura, before dashing down into the caverns.

"How DARE you!" Within the walls of a large and regal palace, a woman's shriek filled the air.

A rather nervous man's voice followed suit, "Honey, I assure you! I did NOTHING wrong! It was all a misunderstanding, honest!" A sharp slap succeeded his speech (try saying THAT five times fast).

"No. I'm tired of the excuses. I'm tired of the lying. Get out."

"What?"

"You heard me. Get OUT!" The front doors opened, and from them was flung a lanky, thin, and overall ugly man. He landed on his behind, luckily enough, and turned to the house.

"Y-y-you won't forget this!" He scampered off, in a manner all too akin to a rat.

"No, I won't. Best decision I've made in my life." A regal, red-haired woman glares at the spot where the man stood, before turning sharply.

"If you don't mind my saying, ma'am, he WAS your fiancé." A maid nervously followed as her mistress stormed through the mansion.

"WAS. I'm surprised I gave that cavorting piece of trash as many chances as I did. Call off EVERYTHING that was planned. No weddings, no balls, anything to do with him is OFF."

"Y-yes, ma'am. I'll see to it right aw-"

KRA-KOOM!

The entire palace shook, and various vases, china, and other things began to fall over.

"Wh-what's going on here?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

The shaking stopped, just as quickly as it started. The maid turned her head from the ground, and gasped, "M'lady, look!" Outside of the window, was a pillar of smoke in the distance.

"Find Sam. Tell him to start up the car."

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A medium-sized, yet well-decorated car pulled up near a ridge, and beyond was the smoke, now fading away. "We're here. Ma'am, I implore you to stay here in the car. We have no idea what is beyond the ridge!" An elderly man, with a patch over one eye waved his hand as she walked out of the car, and to the ridge.

"M'lady, please! It could be dangerous!"

"Sam, what could be so dangerous about a baby?"

"A bab- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-" Sam ran to his mistress' location, and found her holding, well, a toddler in her arms. It was male, somewhat muscular, and with an abnormally large hairdo. But the most surprising thing about him was the simian tail extending from his hip area.

"HEY! Quit flashbacking, and get to finding an enemy! I'm bored out of my mind, here!" Dóchas was shaken from his thoughts as Calem roared in his mind.

'Hah, hah. I do what I want.'

"Like… take out the monster on our ass?" Dóchas turned around, and saw another monster, trying to slam its fist down on the warrior.

He smirked, and sidestepped. "You only got this close because I was distracted, ugly. Now, if you don't mind…" He fired a ki blast to its face, "Go away."

"Hey, idiot!" Dóchas turned to see Nova bashing in another beast's skull, "I'm still beating you by a good mile!"

"That's cheating! I was having a flashback!"

"All's fair in love and war, pal! And this certainly ain't love!"

The two stomped to each other, "Why I oughta…"

An explosion took both of their attentions, and they looked to see Calem, grinning like a maniac. "And I'm ahead of both of ya!"

"SHUT UP CALEM!" Both of them shout at the younger Saiyan, before turning to each other, and sending hooks to their cheeks. The warriors slide back, smirking maliciously.

"Bring it, grease monkey."

"Watch me."

The two quickly begin exchanging blows, with the smaller one delivering a rapid series of kicks, countering his counterpart's rapid fisticuffs.

"ORAORAORAORAORA!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAH!" The two strike and beat at each other, before flying back a distance.

Nova cocked his head, "You're just as feisty as ever… But how tough are ya?" He drew his finger along the air, leaving a shimmering silver trail. The taller Saiyan flexed, and the trail launched hundreds of thin needles of ki towards his comrade (Lightning Shower Rain, Janemba).

"Oh, boy…" The younger one muttered, before dodging and sliding around the bullets. The attack subsided, leaving the younger Saiyan with the opportunity to charge at his ally. Which he gladly took.

"Ah, crapbaskets." Those were the last words of Nova before he was knocked into the stone wall by Dóchas, who smirked and stared at the rubble.

"Ya done yet?"

"Okay… Yeah, yeah… I'm done."

Another monster came up behind Dóchas, and dropped its foot on him. He looked up, and fired a blast through it, completely obliterating the beast's limb, and propelling the rest of it into the air. He fired another, annihilating it.

Nova pulled himself from the stone, "Okay, this is getting really boring… Imma finish this now." He pulled back his hand, and it filled with emerald light. He smirked, as it built itself up greater and greater. "Say goodnight! Eraser Cannon!" The warrior flung the sphere out, and flew down into the darkness, and exploded into a brilliant green light. The sound of dying monsters echoed out from the cavern, and their screams rang in our heroes' ears. (Eraser Cannon, Broly)

"… Wow." Calem gawked at the carnage, "I feel rather inadequate."

"Don't use words you don't understand, kid." Nova bonked him on the head, and the two chuckled lightly.

"I think we're finally done here. The remaining monsters should know better than to try to harm anyone here. I think we should go back for now and-"

Dóchas looked down the cavern pathways. "Why not? It's not like we can't just blast our way out… as usual."

"Whassa matter? Scared?"

"Shut up, Eagal."

Nova laughed, "He called you out, didn't he?"

"Shut UP, NOVA!"

Calem giggled, "Let him be. He's just sad because that voice in his head's right."

"SHUT UP, CALEM!"

A pillar of stone, shaped into a spear, was lodged between the three. They all looked to the source, and saw a large, crimson and black beast, glaring at them.

"You are the ones who have released me from my prison? You have so much… delicious power… Mmm, may I ask for your names?"

Calem chuckled, "Well, you're pretty strong, so maybe you'll be worth our time."

"Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!"

Dóchas grinned, and pushed the other two aside, "Alrighty, then. What's the worse that could happen?"

The beast scoffed, "You intend to challenge me, the mighty Tirek? Very well, then. I'll take your powers in combat. Prepare to be- GAH!"

Dóchas now sat above 'Tirek's' head area, his leg extended fully, and a malicious smirk on his face. "Well, how's about we quit chattin' and move onto the ass kicking?"