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// XXIV: The Third Five Thousand Words 
// Story: What the Heck 
// by Zytharros 
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Princess Celestia had been listening to this screaming pink party pony for a while now. For several months, Pinkie Pie had been screaming these two words into her ear and she could not understand why. She had been telling her the funniest and most random collection of stories, when suddenly she just changed to screaming "THE END" over and over in the middle of a story about a guy named Parchment Fold. She had listened to her tell tall tales of delusional cellists, discongruous tales of her student and the other Elements of Harmony, and even sometimes she would throw in a jig about random bands Celestia had never heard about but who would suddenly and inexplicably come into existence and be successful upon this princess of the pleasant gathering's mere mention of their names, including one odd period of about one week where they toured Equestria calling themselves "Mane Six" and performing a huge range of music to audiences that couldn't get enough of them.

That was the first time Celestia had heard of a band making a billion bits per member in a week. They would be comfortable for the rest of their lives.

Regardless, Celestia was now being hounded by this phenomenally wealthy pink pony and screaming those two words. She picked up the pace and ran circles around the gardens, then began screaming back...

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That was the day ponies would refer as "The Cay Celestia Went Mad". She was banished to the hot sun the next day.