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// The Ultimate War of Pony 
// Story: Adventures in Equestria* 
// by The Jello Master 
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The Ultimate War of Pony
Written by: The Jello Master, Zalg (Magicarp), and Zick


Pinkie was play the NES. Fluttershy walk in through door with wing bony. “Pinkie, why play NES?” say Fluttershy. Suddenly, all the ponies run into room and get sucked down NES. Fluttershy wing bonys no fit in NES. She stop. Suddenly, in Mario world. Toad makes a running. Applejack beat up Toad. Steal Toad vest. “Sorry” say Toad “Princess in other castle.” Fluttershy and Twilight make the wing sexing. Twilight was pregnant. Flying unicorn is born. Suddenly, Gary Oak appear! Gary Oak make a killings flying unicorn. Suddenly, magic unicycle emerge from hell. “Muahahah” say Gary as unicycle away. “Noooo BABY!” cry Fluttershy. Suddenly, TWIST! Twist chase Gary on motorcycle. Suddenly, Yugi appear. Twist beat Yugi in card game on motorcycle but no save Yugi grandfather. Twist use Millennium Motorcycle and make chasings of Gary. Gary tosses Pokeball. Twist makes the catching. Anvil falls from sky onto Twist ball. Make a crushings. “NOOOO TWIST!” yell No one. Everyone runs after Gary jumping pits and stuff. Pinkie hit head on block. Mushroom pop out. Much brain damaging occur. Pinkie suffer aneurism and die. Suddenly, green mushroom touch Pinkie. She live. Fire imp appear. Pinkie kills with magic of sledgehammer. Mario hat appear. Pinkie put on head. Makes a Mario. Team advances on castle. Turtles attack. Everyone make a look for Rarity. “Where be she?” ask Fluttershy, bony again. Scootaloo race ahead. “Watch out Scootaloo!” yell Applejack. Lakitu throw a spike thing. Scootaloo make the impalings. Sweetie Belle makes a cryings. Pinkie jump on her head, make spine crushings. Applebloom was only left. Suddenly, Ryu appear. “Hadouken!!!!” yell Ryu, shoot Hadouken at Pinkie. Pinkie block with power of friendship, hold Applebloom in front of blast. Applebloom explode in sonic rings. “You missed pal.” Say Mike Dawson. Fluttershy make a murder Mike Dawson. Twilight shoot with 12 gauge. “Applebloom, you sacrifice not in vain!” yell Applejack, grab a rifle. Applejack shoot Ryu. Ryu die because he no know how block guns. Derpy see fighting. Derpy has join party. Suddenly, Derpy bumps into car, trigger alarm, alert horde. Boomer come. Bill shoot Boomer. Lewis shoot Derpy, mistake for zombie. Overdose on pills. Castle in sight. Group make it there without trouble except Rainbow Dash die from Gary Oak shoot gun. They make it to castle doors. Castle doors flatten Fluttershy, make a wing boner as spine crushed. Luna appear scare Applejack. Get shoot in face. Trixie make shooting magics at them. Gary Oak appear out of nowhere return fire, save them all. Pinkie beat in Gary Oak head with sledgehammer. Suddenly, Spike appear make a laughing. Rarity tie up behind him, C4 on chest. Spike trigger explosive. Rarity make a booming. Spike pull out dual samurai swords and chop up Twilight. Applejack get cut up too. Pinkie shoots Spike through face with cannon. She escapes unharmed after meeting the wizard a getting a ride home. Pinkie wake up, passed out on floor with friends around her. They were all dead. She wishes on the seven dragon balls she was saving for her birthday that they were all safe. It didn’t work.