(Pikapon, or most commonly known as Earth is now peaceful once again… Keroro along with his friends, left Earth and headed out back to Keron, Buuut *BAM!* They ended up here in a pony-filled world known as Equestria instead…)
“Whaaaaaaat?!” Keroro shouted out loud in horror, realizing that… “There’s no electricity here?!”
Kururu laughed in his signature one and looks at his sergeant. “Well technically they have electricity, but they don’t use it the way we do back on Pikapon…” He told him again, but the silly green frog just won’t understand it.
“Then… Then... How can I watch my favorite show?! And how can order Gunpura models online if I don’t see the price tags on it?!” He panicked. This time, Giroro spoke up.
“Listen here you moron! Even if we got to order, how can the people in Pikapon deliver the merchandise when where almost half a galaxy away from THEIRS!?”
(*Equestria* -----------------------------3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles------------------------------*Earth!*)
Keroro pouted at the fact that the world they’re in are too far from his beloved planet… “Pffhh… The Pikaponians are very low-graded technological beings, but they do have amazing items for sale… but they can’t even do intergalactic deliveries like we do…” As he was thinking on how to get what he wanted, he got an idea… “OOohohhh!!!” He got up with a shining look in his big round eyes.
“I know that look…” Kururu said, knowing Keroro all too well when he has a wild idea brewing up in his head.
“Let’s make our OWN version of Pikapon right here in Ponyville!! Think of it as our new invasion plan!” He announced, slightly getting the attention of Giroro.
“Really? Is this another one of your stupid plans to get what you want?” The red frog grunted, half interested and half annoyed.
“Now, now… calm yourself Giroro and listen for a second… Let’s build structural establishments of Pikaponians here and sell goods based on Pikapon! Then, when we made enough money we can fund the rest of the building plans and raise a new world! That way, we can claim this planet as our own! AND WE CAN BECOME KINGS OF THE INDUSTRIAL EMPIRE!!!” He yelled, with an American flag waving behind him as a backdrop.
(That’s America… not Equestria)
“Hmmm… Come to think of it, that does sound like a good plan… Shall we tell Twilight about this?” Giroro suggested.
Keroros eyes glimmered at this and gave out a devilishly look at Giroro. “No… we should do this in secret until the operation is done… Kururu, do you have the blueprints for this plan?”
“Already in progress… I’m programming the construction bots now…” He laughed as his machine roars to life, building the bots needed for the job.
“Excellent… call in the troops, Giroro… we have a long night ahead of us…” Keroro ordered.
“Wait, you can’t be serious! We’re doing this all night long?!” The red frog shouted, surprised at the latest revelation that he wasn’t gonna get some sleep.
“For this plan to work, we need the complete cooperation of each troop member… can I count on you for the success of this invasion plan, Corporal Giroro?” He asked, tapping Giroro’s shoulder. Giroro reluctantly agreed and sets out to gather the remaining members of the platoon.
Keroro laughed devilishly knowing that soon all that he ever wanted will soon be his again… and then some!
*That evening… Twilight invited her friends to eat at the library for dinner. Fluttershy already has a pot of cabbage stew delivered via bear transportation and Applejack brought her Pies and other apple based delicacies… Pinkie brought in the sweets for desert…*
“Hmm?” Twilight looks around the library but can’t seem to settle down.
“What’s the matter Twi’?” Applejack looks at her, slightly concerned about Twilight’s well being.
“Huh? O-oh… it’s just, Keroro, Giroro and Kururu are missing. They weren’t in their little base when I checked-up on them earlier.” Twilight said, looking back at the small door leading to the makeshift base of the frogs.
“Now that you mentioned it, Tamama left earlier too! Said he has something to do…” Pinkie Pie added, rubbing her chin as she talked.
“Same as Dororo… He left my house an hour ago. Oh, I hope they’re not in trouble.” Fluttershy looks out the window, worried that the frogs are in some sort of mess…
“Y’know, when I flew from my house to here, I saw something glowing in the forest… could that be them?” Rainbow Dash told Twilight, remembering what she saw earlier.
“Oh, honestly. You’re worried too much… Besides they’re alien frogs! They have those… those… shooting-thingy’s to help them protect themselves.” Rarity sighs, thinking they her friends treats the frogs like lost foals.
Twilight sighs and nods. “You’re right… they’re probably doing some repairs on that ship of theirs or doing some research… they’re not from here after all…”
“Yeeeeeah, let’s go with that.” Rainbow Dash sits down at the table.
“Let’s just leave them some food when they come back, I’m sure they’re gonna be really hungry when they come back.” Applejack suggested, which made Twilight smile at her.
“Thank you…” Twilight was happy to have her friends over for a little gathering… sadly their new friends aren’t here to enjoy the night as they did…
(The next day!)
Early that morning… Applejack was awakened by the sound of her family and other ponies talking outside of her home. “Mmgh, what in tar-nation?” She rubs her eyes and jumps out of bed, ready to yell on those who disturbed her Sunday morning, where it supposed to be her only day to sleep longer than usual.
As Applejack got out of the front door, instead of a loud yell, she lets out a surprised gasp. In front of her was a giant building, not just any building but a skyscraper! Applejack could not believe what she was seeing… how could a large building from the city of Manehatthan end up on Ponyville… and in their farm of all places!
(BIG BUILDING!! For those of you doesn’t know how big it is… it’s more likely the same size and height of the Empire State Building of America…)
“Who the hay put this darn thing in front of our yard!?” Applejack demanded, as she was both angered and bewildered on where the building spawned from.
Meanwhile, in Ponyville Square. Several odd looking buildings sprouted out from nowhere as well… Some of them are stores, including… Ramen Shop, Gaming Station, Arcade, Beauty Salon and more!
Some ponies where facinated and curious on where or what these buildings do, while some are hissing and complaining on one another on who’s responsible for all this new fangled stores, speacially a particular pare of Cake couples…
Twilight ran to the square to ask about what was happening, until she saw her friends next to a building that has an “H.Q” letters on it’s side. “Girls!” She called out.
“Twilight!” Rarity waved at her violet colored friend. “Do you have any idea on who is responsible for all of this?” She asked, which Twilight just shook her head.
“No idea… But I’m intended to find out. And I have an idea on where to start.” She claimed as she looked up the H.Q building.
The six of them went inside and as soon as they did, two legged creatures came out and greeted them. “Hello!” called one of the creatures.
“Woah!!” Rainbow Dash yelped, startled on the sudden appearance of the strange creature.
“Welcome to Keroro Headquartes! How may I help you?” The creature asked.
Twilight raised an eye brow and looks back at her friends for a reaction… Fluttershy hid behind Rarity, while Pinkie Pie was in a state of wonder… Applejack’s eye’s widened while Rainbow Dash just floats there with the same reaction as Applejack.
“Did this… thing just say… Keroro Headquarters?” Rairity asked.
Twilight didn’t answer and just examined the creature. Judging from it’s stature and voice… it seems to be female. “I think, this thing… is a ‘She’.” Twilight concluded. “And I think it’s a human…”
“A human?!” All five of her friends said in unison.
“Uh huh… and if I’m not mistaken, Keroro and the others are responsible for this…” Twilight claims as she starts looking back at the human.
“So… That darn frog did all this, wait till I get mah hooves on that slimy little~”
“Now, now Applejack,” Rarity tries to calm her country mare friend. “I’m sure Keroro has an explanation for this… right, Twilight?” She looks at Twilight for an answer…
Twilight just nodded and asked the human female. “Can you direct us to Keroro?”
The female human let out a smile and bows. “Right this way, ma’am!” She starts walking off and heads to a cubicle as the others followed suit.
When they entered the small room, the female spoke. “Please hold on and don’t scream…” She said as a door slids shut on the entrance of the room.
All of the ponies raised an eye brow, then Pinkie spoke. “Now why would she say~” Before she can finish, the whole cubicle suddenly blasted off upwards, making Twilight and the others nearly became pancakes as they yelled for their lives… The cubicle stopped all of a sudden then the doors slid open once more… Twilight crawled out of the cubicle panting, and nearly went pale for her life just passed before here eyes… They end up on a new room where Keroro and Kururu are looking at a huge Monitor.
Keroro turned around and saw them lumbering out of the Elevator.“Huh? Oh, hey! It’s the girls, how can we be of service?” Keroro asked with a cheerful look on his face. “Did you like the elevator?”
“E-Elevator?!” Twilight stuttered. “That’s what it is?”
“Hey!” Applejack yelled. “Are you responsible for those big darn buildings appearin’ out in town?!” She demanded to know.
“Yup! We figured that we boost the economy of this country, and since the stock market is very very low, we decided to make this into a city! With all the comforts of what the people want! Or… at this case… what ponies nowadays wants!”
“Ah don’t want these new fangled wing-ding or what ever! Ah want that screw off building out of mah property!” She yelled once more, angered by the fact that the building was blocking their perfect view of the town from her window sill.
“Oooohhh, that? That’s just your new Apple Maneging Facility!” Keroro said, making things with Applejack even more confusing… for her.
“Apple-what?!” She tilts her head, not understanding one bit of what the frog just said.
“Listen, listen… That place is where you keep track of your apple sales, from the income to export and expenses to what you use on everyday! That way, you can see how much you spend on equipment and how much you earned for a day! This will lower your work time on checking inventory and just go right ahead on picking apples! Isn’t that convenient?” Keroro said, making him sound like a salesman.
Applejack was left to thinking, as Rarity asked her own question. “What about those, salon outside? Do they~”
“Fix your hair and style your tail? Of course they do! And they work much faster and efficient! With our Robot humans woking for you, you sure will have a relaxing afternoon!” Keroro continued.
“Robot…Humans?” Twilight looks at the human waiting at the elevator.
Keroro answered again “That’s right! You didn’t think it was real now do you? Infact, Kururu program them to think like a human so they all can be unique!”
“What do you mean… ‘They all’? Are you saying, there are more of them?” Fluttershy spoke softly, and barely audible…
“What was that? Did you say something?” Keroro leans to hear her better.
“I… I said, is there more of them?” Fluttershy asked again.
“Yup! They’re all around the town! In every buildings you see!”
“But wait! You can’t just build something without permission to the mayor! This is illegal you know!” Pinkie said, almost in a tone of an old man.
“Oh pish-posh Pinkie… Why not try out these establisments first before you can judge it?” Rarity suggested, as she was giddy to try out the Salon Keroro said earlier.
“There are also other buildings that suit the needs of each of you! Go ahead, try them out! You might like them more as much as we did back on Pikapon…” Keroro insisted, as the ponies trying to decide on what to do next.
After much deliberation with her friends, Twilight finally gave a response. “Alright… we’ll give it a try.”
“Excellent! Now, run along… we have very important things to do here…” Keroro pushed them back inside the elevator. “Have a nice landing!” He pushed the button and the door slammed shut… the last thing he heard is the sound of their terrified screams as they plunged down to the bottom floor. With a grin, Keroro have succeeded on his first step of his glorious plan to invade Equestria.
(PLAN 1 Completed! Earn the trust of the Ponies!)
That very same day, ponies in town are starting to get use to the idea of the frogs and came to embrace them instead of hating them… one by one, the ponies became excited and enjoying themselves in the Arcade where tons of human video games are found… Even Luna was curious enough to try them out… surprisingly, she beats 5 games in 10 hours straight…
The food court was even more facinating as food lovers everywhere came to try out the delicacies that the human-kind has to offer, burgers hot dogs, tacos and even Shabu-shabu! They were to die for!
The salons are even more popular against the fasionista’s and beauty seekers… wanting their mane to be fair and silky smooth! Scrappy Coco was one of the famoust mane stylist in Manehatthan even came down to check them out… Within weeks, Ponyville was the star shining on the map of Equestria…
(PLAN 2 Completed! Increse Popularity of the new establishments and businesses)
Twilight came out on a new book store based on Human anthropology and wild life… wanting to learn the curture of humans more… Happy to have bought enough books to keep her occupied for another month! As she started to go home, she noticed fat looking ponies who came from the food court lumbering away… She looked at the pony funny for a moment and ignores it.
She went inside her home and found Spike laying on the ground all fattened up. “S-Spike?” Twilight went to his side and takes a look at him. “What happened?” She asked.
Spike coughed and spits out some words. “Food… good…” He burps.
The violet unicorn raised an eye brow and spots a burger near him… She takes and take took a sniff, the smell was intoxicating enough to make her drool, but she shook it off and takes the burger to her lab to learn what was inside it to make her so intoxicated by it.
After several test, she came into a conclusion that the burger was actually made… from MEAT!
Twilight’s heart sank… She rushed outside and bought a hotdog and a taco and tested them… they both came out as the same result as the burger…meat.
All this time, the ponies were eating meat… it was a great taboo from their kind to eat meat since they all ponies not griffins… She immediately rushed outside, but sees Applejack drinking cider.
“Applejack?” She looks at her. “What are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be bucking apples?”
“Weeeell shucks Twi, Ahm just drinkin’ here with mah buddy, Clyde! Check this out Twi!” She points to a human male, which apparently named Clyde.
“But…I kept telling you, I don’t drink!” Clyde reasoned. But Applejack had enough of what he ws saying all day.
“Shaddup and drank!!” Applejack shoved a can of beer into Clydes mouth.
All of a sudden, a “coo-koo” noise is heard and Clyde started to make a bumping noise. “What the fuuuuu….” And at that moment, Clyde fell down on the ground and hiccups violently which makes Applejack laugh out loud!
“Oh no… This is gone far enough!” Twilight knew this has to stop since she already saw that the ponies have become lazy and fat… worst are drunkards and over-sensitive mares! Twilight rushed over to the Headquarters of Keroro to complain.
“Keroro!! The town has gone wrong, you need to take down the shops and buildings!” Twilight said, but Keroro was nowhere in sight… the room was filled with models of what it seems to be armored toys… She walked around calling Keroro, until she heard a laugh.
“Keroro?” Twilight looks around a corner and saw Keroro sitting there with his toys…
“So much… more… My collection is about to be completed!” He mumbles.
“Keroro! You need to stop this now, this is getting out of control!” Twilight pleaded, but the frog just laughed.
“Dear, Twilight… can’t you see? The town has become advanced! It’s like Pikapon now… you should get used to it…”
“But feeding Ponyfolk MEAT!? That’s just wrong!!” Twilight shouted.
“You… don’t eat meat? But it’s good for you!”
“NO! We’re not meat eaters! We’re hearbivores!”
Keroro blinked. “Uhh… then, why did they eat it? I saw them chow down on almost a bucket full of burgers.”
“That’s because they don’t know WHAT it is in the first place!!”
“We just ordered for a week stock of meat, so that’s no problem! It’ll run out…” Keroro relaxed. “Just don’t tell them it’s meat and everything will be fiiiine~”
A sudden explosion is heard from outside through the monitors which made Keroro leap up in fright. “W-what… what was that?!” He looked at the monitor and witnessed a riot in town… Everyone was tearing the robots apart, and some robots went rouge and goes berserk as the ponies chanted… “Burgers, Hotdogs! Burgers, Hotdogs! Burgers, Hotdogs!”
“U… uh oh… this is bad…” Keroro stepped back a bit.
“You see?! You need to tell them that it’s meat or else things will just get worst!” Twilight reasoned… hoping that the frog would just stop it all.
Keroro nodded and summons his friends to back him up… Tamama was fattened up as well and he’s on sugar cube corner so he can’t come… Only, Dororo, Giroro, Kururu and Keroro are available…
“Alright, troops! We need to abort the operation and explain to the ponies that our products are now out of stock so they can go back to their normal lives… Thing’s just got out of place and… well… it got screwy.”
“What do were you thinking when you try and feed ponies meat, huh? Something they didn’t even suppose to eat in the first place!” Giroro pointed out.
“Well how should I supposed to know?!” Keroro yelled.
Dororo shook his head on his stupidity. “You don’t watch animal channel so you don’t know what they eat…”
“What ever! Can we just get this over with?” He said, as he turned on the monitor and asked Kururu to mac out the volume of the speaker.
“Hello? Hello? Can I have your attention please?” Keroro said through the microphone, getting all the attention of all the ponies in town. “Yeah, listen… What you all ate was meat and our stocks are all out so don’t bother looking for it cuz we wont be getting any more, also we’re disbanding the buildings as of now… so you can go back to your normal lives… alright?”
Right after he said that… all of the ponies eye’s widened… their irises narrowed and all of them went pale… after hearing what they al just eaten… was nearly their kind!
“I think that went well…”
After a few seconds of silence… The ponies yelled, horrified that they ate meat! Some puked, others tried to pump out the last few days of what they ate.
“Calm down! We can fix this!” Dororo tries to reason, but all he got from the ponies was a bloodlust stare from all of them.
“GET THEM!!!” A pony shouted as they all charged to the H.Q
Keroro panicked even more, knowing that his plans were falling apart once again. “Kururu, do something!!!”
“Like what?” Kururu picked his nose and waits for a response.
“Don’t you have anything to solve this? You always have a back up plan!!” Keroro pleaded, knelling in front of the technology expert, Kururu.
“What if I do? What do I get in return?” Kururu asked with an evil grin under his twirly glasses.
Twilight answered instead. “We’ll make Curry for you!” She said, after knowing that Kururu likes curry, she thought that it was the best bet… fortunately He accepted it with a nod.
“Alright… you got me, I do have a fail safe plan just for this occation…” He laughed and reveals a yellow button. “This will reset everything that had happened from the past weeks… Making what happened now until the day it started wont exist…”
“That’s Kururu for you… always have a back-up plan…” Giroro nodded
“Great! Lets do it!” Keroro reached for the button.
“Wait! There’s something you should know first!!” Kururu tries to warn him about something, but it was too late… *PRESS!* Keroro already pressed the button…
And just like that, all the buildings disappeared like a pop of a bubble, the fat ponies returned to their original figure, but then deflates to a skinny form... the parlors disappear and the mares became prinny-puff type became their old self... only their manes became spiky! (BAD HAIR DAY!!) and the game shops burst into smoke... Making Luna shout in grief... after buying an expensive game which just went into dust... and the human-bots exploded as their sprockets shoot out of their body.. *SPROING!!*
Keroro watched the carnage in the confines of his base... as he turned to Kururu with a horrified look on his face. "W-what just happened?"
Kururu laughed. "That wasn't the button that I was mentioning..."
"T-then... what did I just pressed?" Keroro asked further.
"That was the self-destruct button..."
Keroro kneels down at his toys and saw them turned to dust one by one... everything that had manufactured within the buildings had become obsolete... as Keroro watched them get destroyed in front of him... all he can say is...
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"