//------------------------------// // Doesn't Sugarcube Corner Look Delicious? // Story: Ask Chatterjoy // by Chatterjoy //------------------------------// Chatterjoy stood staring at Sugarcube corner. Drool leaked from her mouth. "She has been staring at the corner for hours now!" Spike said to Nurse Redheart. The Nurse began to write down notes on her pad at what Spike said. She began to poke and prod at the pegasus. No reaction came from Chatterjoy and the Nurse scribbled down some more notes. "So delicious..." Chatterjoy mumbled. The nurse looked up from her writing to focus on Chatterjoy. "I think we need to get her to the hospital ASAP," The nurse said looking at Spike. "Do you think you could get Applejack to help carry her there. All our stretcher are currently...elsewhere." Spike looked at the nurse weirdly, but went to do as she asked. "I just want to take a nice little BITE!" The nurse jumped up at Chatterjoy's random outburst. The pegasus didn't notice and flew straight to the building. She gave it a nice big lick on the roof. Licking her lips she thought about something briefly before she started to swallow whole shingles. The nurse gasped, "Help some pony help! Chatterjoy has lost it!" She attempted to reach Chatterjoy, but the pegasus was already on the other side of the roof swallowing shingles. Twilight happened to be walking down the road to get a treat when she noticed the commotion. Chatterjoy had finished the shingles and was attempting to chew off the roof. "What the hay is going on?" Twilight asked, her wings ruffled. "Chatterjoy started staring at Sugarcube Corner and then randomly started to eat it," replied Golden Harvest. The nurse continued to attempt to get Chatterjoy to stop eating the building. The pegasus flew up out of the nurses reach only to hold her stomach in pain. "Ugh...my stomach hurts so bad...and there is a terrible taste in my mouth...that was not such a good idea. It just looked so...so...tasty!" The pegasus missed a wing beat and fell to the ground, hard. Ponyville gasped in horror. "Is she okay?" "What do you think she ate the roof of Sugarcube Corner and crashed to the ground." "I'm okay every pony!" Chatterjoy slurred, as she shakily stood up. The nurse was able to steady her. "You need to get to the hospital," the nurse said disapprovingly. Applejack pushed through the crowd. When she saw Chatterjoy she shook her head and frowned. They were able to get the pegasus into the cart. She was still groaning in pain. "I feel so sick!" "That tends to happen when you eat the entire roof of Sugarcube Corner." The nurse said walking next to the pegasus. Chatterjoy looked at her. "I ate the roof of Sugarcube Corner? I need to work on my eating skills. You should have seen me when I tried to eat the entire Ice Cream Palace. Ugh." "What?"