//------------------------------// // Wordplay // Story: Ask Chatterjoy // by Chatterjoy //------------------------------// Chatterjoy stared intently at a unicorn standing in front of her. The new unicorn was purple with a light blue and sea green mane and tail. Her cutie mark was a quill in an inkwell with a piece of parchment. She looked nervous as the pegasus continued to stare directly at her. "Um..." the unicorn said, as she turned her gaze around to stare at anything but Chatterjoy. "Can I help you Chatterjoy?" The unicorn plastered a smile on her face. "Yes, I am so glad you asked! You see I've been working on something for a very long time! I had been thinking forever on who could help me, and I thought who better than you! After all you have a cutie mark which qualifies you as one who could help me with super duper extremely terrible problem! Oh, and you're my friend!" The unicorn could only stare at her friend, as she tried to comprehend what Chatterjoy had told her. "And what problem would that be Chatterjoy?" the unicorn asked, "And just answer the question please. I don't think I could handle another...episode." "Well, just follow me." "Fine." The unicorn followed Chatterjoy all the way to her house. The unicorn looked shocked and Chatterjoy hovered to her home. "Aren't you coming?" Chatterjoy asked as she looked down at the unicorn. The unicorn pointed to her horn with a bored look on her face. "Guess unicorns aren't really the master race huh?" The unicorn growled in response. "I'll be just a moment." Strange sounds emanated from Chatterjoy's house, including the mooing of a cow. Finally the pegasus emerged and a piece of parchment was in her mouth. "Since your name is Wordplay figured you could help me. You know since your talent is writing and mine is just talking. I enjoy writing though, but my grammar is terrible! Jazzy is over in Canterlot, and I'm a little mad at her, since she is doing fun stuff without me. She is usually the one that checks my grammar. And-" Wordplay used her magic to seal Chatterjoy's lips with a zipper. "I get it Chatterjoy, so let me see what you have." She unzipped the calmer Chatterjoy's lips, and grabbed the paper with her mouth. On it was a fanfiction about Princess Luna and Twilight. Interesting plot line, but she would edit it anyway. As Wordplay read her fanfiction, Chatterjoy stared unblinking at her friend. The unicorn looked up from her reading to stare back awkwardly at the pegasus. "Can I help you?" "Well! There was this one time!"