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// Derpy vs. Discord 
// Story: Dinky and Doctor 
// by Dream Volt 
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	Momma walked up to Discord, flew up to his claw, and pulled the pocketwatch out of his grip.  I still wasn't clear whether such a thing should exist in this era, but it sure did even if it wasn't supposed to have been invented yet.  I still couldn’t move and neither could the Doctor.  Momma then flew up to Discord's face.  He was staring at her, doing nothing but blinking.  Then she lightly pressed a hoof on his nose.  He pulled back and screamed.

"Apparently you haven't met me yet.  My name is Ditzy Doo.  I'm a walking time loop, which means my body will always reset to this state.  This perfect unchanging shape."

"Unchanging?"  Discord's eyes glowed briefly.  "Ack, it's even worse than I thought.  Still, I can't just let you get what you want."

He snapped his fingers and the watch exploded in a huge fireball.  Momma looked fine once the smoke cleared, but parts of the watch were falling everywhere.  I could move again, but wasn't sure what to do.  Momma was looking around.  Then she swooped down and picked two things up off the ground.  She held them up in the light.

"Oh, so not just the one gear, but part of Gaia too.  Celestia will be happy to have this."

"You mean that's what was powering it?"  He stuck out his tongue. "In that case you've clearly done me a favor ridding me of that little trinket.  Besides.  I think I don't really need it anymore."

He snapped his fingers and suddenly the sun went down.  Momma was next to dad and tossed the gears into his saddlebags.  Then she flew full speed at Discord, and slammed into him with a resounding "Splang spluck."  I'm pretty sure nothing should make a sound like that.  Discord screamed, going so far as to fall to the ground entirely holding the side of his face.

"You hurt my muffin.  You do not do that.  If you ever try that again you will regret it."

Then momma flew away.  She's so cool.  I noticed the Doctor staring at her with a funny look on his face as she left.  I wasn't quite clear on exactly what it meant, but I did know it's something only mommy and daddy ponies did.  With some of the gross things the Master and Jet said maybe it was best I didn't entirely get it.