"Wow, I can't beleive how much slapstick they put into what is obviously a show staring the teenage version of the 3-stooges, anyway..."
she read the letter.
"Looks like the person who wanted us to do the Spilight story, got another story for us to tell."
"What do you mean us, your the only one telling the stories Princess?" Big Mac Questioned.
"Just go back to licking my crotch okay honey?"
"Eeyup." and so he did.
"Our next story will be about Applebloom's favorite cousin Babs Seed, but as a twist, we'll Rule 63 this, so the story will be starring Barb the Dragoness & Bob Seed. Oh, Big Mac, I'm so close, look away viewer, somepony play the scene transition before I orgasm!"
"Ow! Hey, who threw that?" Barb said, wondering who exactly it was who threw the shard of sapphire at her.
"Must have been that jerk Diamond Crown, this is why I rejected daddy Solaris's fortune, all these rich jerks are always carelessly throwing their cash away!"
Meanwhile in a bush, Applebuck's cousin, Bob Seed was spying on Barb.
"(Aw-man, why must you be so shy with just giving the gem to her directly?)" Bob thought.
Bob fell head over heels for Barb after seeing how tough she is compared to him & his type were the tough girls yes, indeedy. Eversince Barb turned 16, she's had amazing strength, making her 4 times stronger than AppleJuice, Rainbow Blitz, and Macareiner combined! So she takes extra special care to not crush her friends when she hugs them. Barb ate the sapphire that was thrown at her, then continued back home to prepare for the next Grand Galloping Gala & it wasn't going to suck like last time, Solaris can ensure that. This time the ruler of Equestria decided to make the Gala a fun party since it is afterall on the day of his daughter's birthday. That's right, the Grand Galloping Gala is Barb's 17th B-day party! Barb invited all of her friends such as Nightdancer, Butterscotch, and of course Bob Seed. Wow, that's a big lack of female friends, I actually consider Butterscotch to be half a man & Elusive whenever he whines, he sounds like a complete bitch. Barb didn't care if most of her friends were dudes, she just cared that she had friends. So now it's time for Bob Seed's next plan, spend the night at the Gala with Barb. Elusive was going to take Frilly Skirt with him as his date, I think that's what Fancy Pants's R63 name is, but I digress, Barb accepted defeat when she figured out those 2 were going out. So there was nothing to stop Bob from asking Barb to dance with him, if he could do that, then he can ensure a happy ending for him and her.
Later that night Bob Seed put on his tuxedo, and he looked absolutely dapper.
"You called?" asked The Disaster Pokemon Absol
"No, not you, go back to your ball!" I said
"Okay Bob, the time of being shy is over, the time to ask out that dragon is now!" he yelled to a mirror
"Ask out that dragon?" said Applebuck, poking his head out.
"Ah, cous..." Now this was awkward Applebuck just figured out about his crush.
"Yur in luv with Barb?"
"Yes."
"Well alright, how can ah help you win the heart of that great gal?"
"Wait, yah aint gonna tease me abou'..."
"Bob, we are family & Cavaliers, you really think Ah'd evah tease you? I'm gonna go get help from Silver Bell & Scooter, we're gonna make sure this happens, besides, what can be better then bein' together right?"
"Thank ya cous, yur a great friend, now let's get movin, the Gala is in an hour."
1 hour later the Gala was in full swing, Bubble Barry was dancing the samba, Eris was doing the worm, and Rainbow Blitz was twerking which is what the author thinks is a dishonorable dance. Butterscotch was playing 7 mins in heaven with Angela Bunny because Fruit Punch spiked the punch bowl in which caused Butterscotch to get drunk. Prince Artemis was greeting the guests, Barb was sitting on Solaris' thrown, Prince Solaris & Dusk Shine finally got to catch-up on things unlike the last Gala. Bob & the Cavaliers passed through the crowds, until they made it to the control room that controls the lights and music.
"Alright, I'll be taking control of the settings, Silver, you'll be singing on the stage over yonder after Scooter drugs the band, Bob, you focus on gettin' to dance with Barb. Everypony git what they are suppose to do?" Applebuck asked
"Yes!" They all replied.
"Alright, move out!"
"Roger!"
Bob Seed was in the middle of the dance floor, all the guests didn't see Scooter knockout the band Solaris hired, they also didn'y notice when he stuffed them all in the broom closet, and Butterscotch still had 2 minutes left LOL. Silver Bell got up on stage & waved to Applebuck. The waving was Buck's que to shut off the lights & stop the music. When he did everypony gasped. Then a huge spotlight & some slow music started playing. Silver Bell tapped on the mic so he could get everypony's attention.
"Alright everypony, let's give a round of applause to the birthday girl!" Silver Bell said into the mic and everyone applauded.
"Oh, stop it guys, I'm blushing." Barb said with a big smile on her face.
"Alright, now it's time for the birthday girl to come-on down to the dancefloor & dance with a guy who's had a thing for her since they 1st met, ladies & gentlecolts, I give you...Bob Seed!"
Then the audience clapped loudly. barb then walked to the dance floor, she was wearing a beautiful red dress Elusive made for her, with long white gloves. Barb held out her hand, Bob took it & then they danced.
"So, I figure you were the one throeing sapphires at me?"
"H-how did you know?"
"Because whenever Crown throws gems at me, it's always my least favorite ones, like quartz. Don't worry, I understand, guys and girls usually do this sort of thing to their crush, but you know, I forgive you."
She then kissed him & he kissed back & the crowd roared and cheered.
"Oh, what a fascinating tale we've told.'
"You said it Princess!" said caramel.
"Caramel? what are thou doing down there?"
"Big Mac's tongue was getting sore & texted me to come over & be his replacement, we switched places when you weren't looking."
"HE SHELL FEEL MY WRATH FOR ABANDONING ME, but right after the next story... Caramel, go get the next letter."