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// Chapter 1- Irony 
// Story: The Deception Of Insanity 
// by Princeton"RD"147 
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	As I awoke in the dusty, dank room, I could see nothing. I tried to move only to find that I, in fact, couldn’t. I struggled to break free to no avail. Leather straps were holding me down to a cold, metal table that was somehow standing up. The only thing i could see in the darkness was a silhouette


And that’s when I heard it……..
The Voice.

I had heard this voice before, yet I couldn’t remember from where.  It sounded strangely familiar, like i had heard it on a show. However, this sounded raspy and dark. If only I had kept something hidden on myself that Icould use to break these straps, then I would be able to know who did this to me. How they did it. Where I was. My thoughts of escape were interrupted by that voice.


“Oh, you think you are so clever do you, HAH! What a laugh. And I should know.” I heard it say. I once again tried to struggle out of the bonds that held me, as I waited for my eyes to adjust to the darkness so I could see who this person really was. However, I would have no luck this time. At this realization, I figured that I would just listen and wait for this person to give away his, or her, identity. Then they would be sorry.


“Finding the signs, finding your way here. However, I am sorry to tell you that you have failed. What a party this has been, awaiting your arrival. I've been sharpening my skills, awaiting you.”


At this point my memory was starting to come back, but not enough to remember what I was trying to 
accomplish….
a portal to Equestria.

This sudden memory loss aggrivated me, as I probably could have found a way out by now if I could process any type of strategy.

“Oh how long I have waited for this day. To finally have the great hero of earth, Princeton, in my clutches. 
Oh, this is going to be so much FUN! However, I am an honest Pony. So allow me to provide you with some ‘enlightenment’”.

Wait…. 

Did it just say….

PONY!?


As soon as the pieces were being put together in my mind, the light flashed on. Showing me a character I could 
never forget. A character that had begun to haunt my mind a near year ago.


“Look at you. You are simply going to make the most delicious CUPCAKES."