//------------------------------// // Chaos Mistreatment // Story: The Chaotic Misadventures of Discord // by DemonWriterX //------------------------------// The chaotic misadventures of Discord CH. 1 "Chaos Mistreatment" Princess Celestia was not amused. It has been a month after Tirek's defeat and Discord being reformed. If she can call it that, but that was far from the truth. She watched three pegasus guards being juggled in the air, their bodies shrunked to the size of balls. While their discomfort was apparent, Discord countinued to circle his finger in the air controlling the guards above him. He then realize Celestia was standing in the middle of his doorway of his bedchambers,when he let out a laugh. "Look Tia!" he exclaims, his back against the cushions of his floating couch. "I finally learned to juggle, isn't it wonderful?" Celestia felt the side of her firm lip begun to twitch. She had to remind herself constantly to remain calm. "Discord, please put them down" she said with authority. "I need to speak with you in the throne room" Discord let out a groan, dramatically placing his paw over his forehead. "If I must...." He moves his finger downward making the pegasus balls bounce before turning them back to normal. The guards wasted no time becoming scarce not wanting to turn into a baseball next by the chaos master. Celestia let out a small sigh of relief, but it was short-lived. "Really Celly, ruining my juggling routine? and just when I was having fun" he frowns walking up to her, crossing his arms at her like a spoiled foal. "We will talk about this later but right now we are going to have a little talk" she said, making him roll his eyes at her before following her to the throne room. "Is this about how I flooded little Woona's bed chambers with soapy water?" Discord starts, throwing his claws in the air. "I already apologize, what more do you want from me?" "No Discord, this isn't about that" "Well, Is it because I flooded your bedchambers with cake?...I thought you enjoyed that" "No Discord, that isn't it either" Celestia sighs, feeling a headache coming on. He twirls his beard in between his claws in thought. "hmm....is it about how I turned the moon into cheese?" "No Discord!" she whirls, making Discord snicker behind his paws, hiding his grin. He loves pushing her buttons. She quickly collects herself by placing a hoof over her chest and letting her frustrations go. "I am here to discuss friendship with you" He lowers his eyes at her and cross his arms. "You know my answer, I am never going to accept your friendship, not after you kept me in stone for a thousand years" he said sternly. "I know, and I understand but I am not here to discuss that" "Oh?...then what is it?" he asks, not sure to be interested or concern. "Had you made any new friends?" she asks. Discord let out a smile. "Of course I had, Fluttershy of course!" he replies enthusiastically. "Yes, I know Fluttershy is your friend, but had you made any more?" she press. "More?" he scratches the top of his head and shrugs "Why do I need more? Fluttershy is enough, she's all the friends I need" "You do realize that she can't be your only friend?" "What are saying?" He said with a low voice. "All I am saying is that, you feel lonely" She mentions slowly. Discord let out a scoff waving a discerning paw at her. "Please I am not lonely, I have no reason to be" he reputes. Celestia shook her head and walks up to a stain glass window making Discord follow.They both stare up at a familiar stain-glass picture of Discord causing chaos in Equestia, tormenting Earth ponies, unicorns and pegasus. Discord let out a smile. "Ah, those were the days...." he said blissfully remembering a fond memory. "Yes, I'm sure you were very happy using the ponies as puppets for your amusement" She said dryly, walking to the next window. "My, my....is that sarcasm I hear, Tia?" His grin vanish seeing the next picture, of the two sisters turning him into stone. He grimace by the sight of it. "I know its a harsh memory to remember" Celestia said with a frown. "Harsh is saying it lightly" he mutters, he let out small shudder feeling the coldness from the stone and being unable to move. He had sore neck after he was freed. He followed Celestia down the row the windows to stop in front of a picture second to Twilight's coronation. His ears dropped down letting out a small smile, seeing a yellow pegasus holding his paw. "From all that had happened to you, which was the best memory?" "Between conquering Equestria and being friends with Fluttershy?......hmm, its a hard decision" he ponders. "I'll be sure to send a letter to her about your difficult decision" Celestia said making a scroll and quill appear. "No!" he shouts making Celestia let out a small smirk. Discord clears his throat awkwardly. "of course.... Fluttershy is more important than conquering all of Equestria....no matter how much I want to" he mutters under his breath. Celestia made the scroll and quill disappear and face him. "Discord, I know you agreed to use your powers for good but, the way you been acting in the castle-" "So it is the pranks I pulled on you and your sister!" "not only that!" she said stomping her hoof at him. "You won't let any other pony be your friend, you push them away by turning them into your play things, like what you did with the guards......you know, they were there to keep you company but now I fear they will be too afraid to come back" "Are you going somewhere with this?" he said with boredom, letting out a yawn. "You need to know how to make friends"  "What? you must be getting a sense of humor Celly" he chuckles patting her head slightly, she pulls away from him in annoyance. "I am serious Discord" "So I'll be learning how to make "friends" like "Princess" Twilight Floppel?" he said putting up air quotations. "And I'm sure you want me to write you nauseating "Dear Princess Celestia" letters" "Yes" she said turning her back to him as she walks up to her throne. Discord growls slightly becoming annoyed and snaps his fingers, appearing in front of the Princess. "And what if I refuse?". "It's true, I cannot make you" She replies calmly, stopping in her tracks. "you're figuring this out now?" "But!" she said loudly, she takes a breath before continuing. "I know somepony who you can't say no to"  "And who in Equestria will make The Lord of Chaos....change his mind?" he grins triumphantly, he turns away from her ready to teleport back into his room before a voice made him stop in his tracks. "Discord?" Walking in was the same wimpy pegasus that he first saw in the maze. Her teal-colored eyes lite up with joy seeing the draconqui, making her trot faster up to him. He was dumbfounded by the fact that he got to see his friend again, Celestia did 'it gave him the chance to visit her considering that she kept him busy from trying not make everypony his slave. "Oh, it's so good to see you again, Discord....as soon as I got your letter I came as fast as I can" she smiles sweetly flying up to him wrapping her hooves around his long neck. "M-my letter?" he mutters, he did'it sent any letter. Fluttershy pulls away going back onto the floor. "oh yes, its in my bag" she said, digging into her pink saddle bag. She pulls out the scroll with her mouth placing it into Discord's paw. He opens the scroll reading it over in sheer disbelief. It wasn't even written in his favorite ink. Invisible ink. My Dearest Fluttershy, It has come to my attention that you are my only friend in all the land, and it made me extremely lonely. Chaos is not enough to keep me happy, and I need your help to help me learn how to make friends. yours truly, Discord. "It was very sweet of you to think of me to help you make some new friends, although I'm not very good in making friends either....but I'll help you anyway I can" she said with confidence. Discord crumple the scroll in his paw casting a glare towards Celestia who sat at her throne with a small smile across her face. He turns back to Fluttershy. "Yes, well I'm afraid that Cel-!" "I can't wait to spend more time with you Discord" she interrupts happily. "I mean...if its okay with you?" she said dragging her hoof in front of her shyly. "wait...m-more time? with me? really?" "Why of course, I did enjoy your company when you stayed in my cottage" she said sincerely. "I even set the guest bedroom for you" "Well I....you see, my dear..." Discord starts rubbing his paws together nervously. She looks up at him, her teal eyes piercing as it strikes into his soul. Her stare could'ent control him but the innocent look she had in her eyes made it impossible for him to fight against. He bit his lower lip unsure of what to do, but he did not want Celestia to win. "I will not be going-!" Fluttershy eyes widen slightly, her eyes becoming glossy. He refused to give in, he wanted to win, he will not let the princess beat him. But, it was the whimper that caused his demise. He let out painful smile. "I will be..... delighted to learn what I can about...f-friendship" he said, his eye slightly twitching. Fluttershy let out a smile that gleamed. "Then it is decided" Celestia said ignoring Discord's glare. "Discord, you will learn about friendship in Ponyville and I will be expecting letters of your progress and Fluttershy as well" "Yes Princess, I will write every day" Fluttershy smiles, bowing her head. Discord responded by sticking out his forked tongue in disgust. Celestia nods her head accordingly. "I will be waiting patiently" she said. Discord hits himself on his forehead for falling into Celestia's hooves. He did 'it know what was worse, being trapped in stone or learning about friendship. He was dragged out of his thoughts by a gentle nudge on his side. "Let's go" Fluttershy smiles. Discord let out a sigh. "Yes...let us go, oh and Princess?" he grins seeing Celestia's head shoot up. "A parting gift" he snaps his fingers and in a flash he disappears with Fluttershy.  Celestia felt the castle began to rumble following with a cry, the doors of the throne room bursts open with Luna running through with fear. Following behind her was a large wave of chocolate milk. Celestia let out a yell before being submerge. "Discord!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord and Fluttershy both appeared inside the cottage, the animals inside quickly sent out cries of distress in having The Lord of Chaos into their home once again. Discord ignores them taking his place on the couch as Fluttershy tried to calm her small friends. "Now, now, he's our guest, it's rude to act this way when somepony visits, even if its Discord" Fluttershy scolds at them. Angel thump his foot in defiance up at her and began to chatter a list of complaints to her. "Yes Angel, he is going to stay in the guest bedroom until he learns how to make new friends" Angel shook his head at her, continuing his chatter pointing intensily at Discord and at her, making Fluttershy gasp. "Angel, I'm surprised that you would think that! you know Discord is not evil and I trust him completely, you should learn to get along with him" The small bunny's cheeks turned red in frustration before letting out a huff, hopping out of the room. Fluttershy let out a sigh as she watch her animals go outside silently. "Well that was dramatic" Discord said with his claws set behind his head. "Oh, don't worry about him, he will get used to you someday" Fluttershy replies. "We should get you settled in" "No need" he snaps his fingers. "Already taken care of my dear" "oh good, well since I'm going to teach you how to make new friends-!" "oh yes, me making friends...how wonderful" he said with sarcasm which Fluttershy never caught as she continued. "The first lesson is Trust"  "Trust?....ugh, I hear that alot from the princesses" He said making his arms go limp. "Really?" Fluttershy said with excitement.  "Yes, but its not the type you are thinking...I believe their phrases are "I don't trust you using the kitchen" " he said, using his claw as a puppet making every word that comes out the voice of Princess Celestia. "Or...." he brings up his lion paw making every word sound like Princess Luna. "Begone you beast! I do not trust you no matter what my sister says!" "Oh....my" Fluttershy mutters under her breath, her ears dropping. "I'm sorry they don't trust you yet Discord" "hmm? oh no, my dear they are absolutely right, they said that after I turned their kitchen into bounce house and Luna's bedchambers a hangout for a group of teenage dragons" He let out a laugh snapping his knee "The look on their faces!" Fluttershy shook her head in disbelief, it seems this is going to be harder than she had hoped.