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// Time for a nice round of Golf 
// Story: I Killed Fiddy Men, Not Ponies 
// by LtMajorDude 
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It's been three days since the guys' families arrived in Ponyville.

Peggy, Bobby, and Ladybird got along pretty well with Twilight and Spike. Bobby thought Twilight was a perfect combination of cool and nerdy.

Nancy, Joseph, and John Redcorn became friends with Rainbow Dash. Nancy got a little suspicious that Dale was staying with Rainbow Dash all alone before she arrived. However, she let it go. Joseph thought Rainbow Dash was the coolest pony he ever saw.

Luanne, Lucky, and Gracie got along with Pinkie Pie. Gracie and Luanne absolutely adored the Cakes' babies.

Buck and Tilly became acquainted with Rarity. Buck even tried to hit on her, much to Boomhauer's dismay.

Minh and Connie liked Fluttershy, though they loathed Angel. Connie got along with all the other animals.

Didi and G.H. were all kind to the Apples. G.H. thought Big Macintosh was cool, much to Cotton's horror. G.H. became friends with AppleBloom and agreed to hang out with AppleBloom and her friends, even though he already had his Cutie Mark, which was a pair of brass knuckles. He also wanted Gracie to join, even though she too had her Cutie Mark, a yellow flower.

Mark got along pretty well with everypony, except Minh and Connie, though he disliked Kahn and Minh more than Connie. He especially liked Bobby and G.H.





Hank, Bill, Boomhauer, and Dale were standing near a fence at Sweet Apple Acres, drinking beer.

When they arrived at Ponyville, they were surprised that beer actually existed in Ponyville.

They chose this spot because it was the closest thing to an alley.

"Boy, I tell you what," Hank said. "We gotta build our own alley or hangout. Hell, maybe bring back that couch. What ever did happened to that couch?"

Bill scratched the back of his head with a nervous frown.

"You know what we should do?" Hank said with a smile. "I feel like playing a round of golf."

Bill and Boomhauer smiled. Dale, however, frowned.

"I'm pretty sure golf doesn't exist here..." Dale muttered.

The guys all frowned.

"Waitaminute." Bill suddenly blurted out. "What about making our own golf course? Remember when we made Rainey Street Country Club at our alley?"

The guys smiled.

"Let's go! Let's go!" Dale shouted with a wide grin. "Let's build a golf course!"





Both the guys decided that the field next to Sweet Apple Acres would be suitable for the golf course.

They decided to make a three hole golf course to see if their plan would work out.

After gaining permission from Applejack to use the fields, the guys started planing on what to do.

"Let's see..." Hank said as he looked at the blueprints he had with him. "We need golf equipment, three holes, and proper lawn care."

Bill shrugged. "Seems simple enough."

Hank adjusted his glasses. "I dunno. We can do the lawn care, but..." He muttered. "It seemed simpler back on Earth."

Boomhauer cleared his throat. "Hey, man, I tell you what, yo, how about dem my little ponies, man, yo, get some dang ol' helping hands, er hooves, yo."

Cotton then arrived with Mark and G.H.

"Hello gentlemen." Cotton said with a grin.

"Whatcha doing?" G.H. said as he looked at Hank's blueprints.

Mark looked at the blueprints. "A golf course? Eh, golf's alright, but I was born a football fan and I will die a football fan."

"Right on, Uncle Mark." G.H. said as he hoof-bumped Mark.

"We need help making this." Bill said.

Cotton raised an eyebrow. "Ya need help? I thought ya guys made one back at Rainey Street by yourselves." He let out an evil grin. "You remember Rainey Street Country Club?"

Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer glared at Cotton. True, they did make their own golf course at their neighborhood. But, they had to take it down. Not because they didn't have the license to build a golf course, but when Cotton visited on that certain day, he thought it would be funny to burn the backyard putting green with matches.

"You almost burned down my tree, dad." Hank said with an angered face.

Cotton chuckled evilly.

G.H. shrugged. "I can help. Got nothing to do."

Mark sighed. "I can get some other ponies to help."

Boomhauer smiled. "Dang, man, the more the merrier, yo, problem solved, I tell you what."

Cotton sighed and scratched the back of his head.

"Alright." He muttered. "What do ya want me at?"





Eventually, Mark brought the Mane 6, Big Macintosh, AppleBloom, Kahn, Bobby, and Buck.

The Mane 6, Big Macintosh, and AppleBloom had no idea what golf is, but they are eager to help the guys.

Cotton, G.H., Mark, and Kahn started to work on the first hole.

Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer worked on the golf clubs and golf balls.

The Mane 6 got to work on the second hole.

Finally, Buck, Bobby, Big Macintosh, and AppleBloom were working on the third hole.

Eventually, through hard work and three days, the golf course is finally complete.

Hank smiled and let out a small tear.

Cotton started laughing triumphantly.

Applejack let out a smile.

Buck put on a proud grin.

"So then," G.H. said with a small smile. "What are we going to name this golf course?"

Hank shouted, "Rainey Street Country Club!"

Cotton shouted, "Fifty Men Golf Course!"

Twilight shouted, "Harmony Fields!"

Buck shouted, "Strickland Greens!"

Everypony started to look each other with widen eyes.

"Ah hell..." Cotton muttered as he shook his head.

"Fifty Men?-!" Hank yelled. "Really?-!"

Cotton glared at Hank. "Well, at least I'm not naming it after a goddamn place!" He yelled. "What about the other two names? No one cares about 'Greens' and what kind of a golf course is called 'Fields?' Really?-! I worked on it! I should name it! Yer not mah daddy! I'm yer goddamg daddy!"

As everypony started arguing, Twilight stopped the arguing.

"Alright everypony. I'm sure we can settle this reasonably."

Cotton thought for a while and said, "How about we have a golf tournament? Winner gets to name the golf course."

Eventually, everypony thought that it was a good idea.

Everypony split up into four teams.

Cotton formed a team with Mark, Kahn, and G.H.

Hank formed a team with Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer.

Buck Strickland formed a team with Bobby, Big Macintosh, and AppleBloom.

Twilight formed a team with Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

The guys didn't understand why Twilight's team wants to play, even though they don't know how to play golf.

Hank shouted, "Tournament, two days, noon! If you got any guts, you'll be there!-!"

Everypony then left.

Cotton muttered with an evil grin. "If four eyes win," he said as he took out a pair of matches. "Then he's gonna get a special surprise."