My Life In Ponyville

by Skitzo Tune


Feeling

Ok well sorry guys about not writing anything these last two months. I've had alot to deal with and honestly I surprised I managed to even get this chapter out with everything thats been going on. I've add the links below for how Gale and Apachie look down below.I probably wont be able to have constant updates but I'll try hard enough to give you guys something. All oh my love.

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I walked away from Applejack thinking about how I manage to get myself to go out with another mare for a drink. I really need to think twice about these things. Sooner or later I'm either gonna get lynched or hurt pretty bad. I shuddered at the thought of every mare in this town with torchs and pitchforks outside our house.

I pulled out the map of the town and was looking around to see where the market area was. I quickly realised that I had walked into the center of the market place. Hoof, meet Face. Ok. Well I found this place but now I have to walk back to Sugar Cube Corner and wait for Apachie. I took to the air and looked for the giant cake-shaped building and saw it a little ways off. I flew over towards it and enjoyed the view of the ponies below going in and out of shops and going on about their day. This place seems really nice. It's like this town is the personification of the word perfect. Heh, perfect. Right. My thoughts began to betray me. The thought of something going wrong in this town after everything we've been through so far just didn't sit right in my stomach. I pushed the thought out of my mind as I desended towards Sugar Cube Corner.

I landed and was about to step into the store when the door swung out and hit me square in the face. I fell backwards onto my haunches and my glasses fell off. I brought my hoof up to rub my snout to disperse some of the pain.

"Oh my, I'm so so sorry. Are you ok?" I heard somepony say. I swear I heard an angel talk.

I looked up and removed my hoof from my face and I think my eyes could've melted from the sight in front of me. She had walked over to me to see the damage she had done and had a worried look on her face. That pink mane, the way it covered her face, those big, beautiful, teal eyes, her yellow coat. All perfect.

"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to open the door and hit you. I-I just didn't see you an-and..." she said with tears starting to form in her eyes. It was tearing me apart on the inside to see this mare crying.

I broke myself away from my stare, "Oh no please don't cry, it was my fault. I shouldn't have been waiting outside of the door." I got to my hooves and brought her into a hug. "I'm sorry but don't worry about me. I'm built like a three stallions so it takes alot to hurt me." I looked down to see that she had stopped crying.

She smiled, but soon the smile disappeared and a blush crossed her face. Her eyes darted to the right as she hid behind her mane. I soon realised why she was acting like that. Great, now I look like a really weird pony. I let go of her, "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I just can't stand to see a pretty mare cry. It's just something in me. I'm sorry."

She shrunk behind her pink mane even more as her blush grew deeper. Oh Celestia, this isn't going good. I looked around for my glasses and saw them a few feet away from us. "So ya." I walked over and picked up my glasses. "My name is Gale, what's your name?" I looked them over and was relieved to find that they weren't broken. I put them on hoping that the mare I was talking to would stop hiding behind her mane. I turned around to see her in the same position.

"My name is Fluttershimm..." she said in a high pitched voice.

"What was that?" I walked closer so I could hear her better.

"I'm Flutterhmmm..." she responeded even quieter than the first time.

"Sorry what?" I think I'm going deaf. I can't hear this mare at all.

The next thing I heard was just a high pitched whine which couldn't be called words anymore.

CRASH

I jumped up and turned around, "What the hay was that noise?"

There was a giant crate a few feet away from the mare and myself. I looked up to see where is came from and I saw Ditzy.

"Hey Ditzy." I said waving at the blonde pegesus. "What's with the big box?"

"Oh this big guy here?" Ditzy said pointing towards the crate on the ground below her. "This fellas for you."

A confused look crossed my face as I walked up to the crate and eyed it carefully. "Hey Fluttershy, didn't see you there. How are you today?"

Fluttershy? I poked my head above the crate and looked over to see Ditzy talking to the mare. Her name is Fluttershy? Well isn't that funny? Guess it makes sense.

"Oh hello Ditzy how are you doing? I'm doing fine I was just visiting Pinkie Pie. She asked me to come over because her pet alligator Gummy has an upset stomach. Poor little fella couldn't keep his lunch down." Fluttershy said to Ditzy in a soft, almost soothing voice. Dear Celestia this mare is cute.

"Oh thats sad to hear. I'm doing great. We got a new set of hooves down at the post office today, which reminds me," she turned around and yelled out to me," hey Gale why don't you up that crate up already." Ditzy turned around and then was hit by a thought. "Wait did I interupt something here?"

Fluttershy shrunk back a little behind her mane and blushed. "Oh not really..."

Meanwhile, I was walking in circles around this big ol' crate. I wonder whats inside. Do I even know somepony who would send me something? Maybe Mom sent somethings. Wait she doesn't know we have a house yet. Hmmm. I wracked my brain trying to figure out who could have possibly sent me something. I tapped the crate a bit.

TAP TAP

THUMP THUMP

WHOA! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE!

"Aye Ditzy! Whats in this thing?!" I looked over to Ditzy.

She laughed a bit, "Just open it and you'll find out." She winked over at me.

Hmmm, welp, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I kicked the top of the crate off and stood back prepared for something to come out and attack. Next thing I know I was staring at Apachie.

"OH DEAR CELESTIA, I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE IN THERE!" Apachie yelled. He climbed over the side of the crate and hit the ground face first. He recovered and ran behind me and put his hooves over his head. " KEEP THAT CRAZY MARE AWAY FROM ME!"

The entire time I was just laughing. She put him in a box. I fell to the ground and continued laughing.

"Oh my." Fluttershy said.

Ditzy was laughing just as hard as I was. "Oh hay, that was so funny."

I pulled myself off the ground and wiped a tear away from my eye. "What did he do that you put him in a crate?" I asked Ditzy.

She walked over with Fluttershy. Apachie inched away. "He was doing a couple things wrong with the mail but that isn't why. He fell asleep an hour before his shift ended so I decided to punish him for it." She tilted her head to the side, closed her eyes and smiled.

"Well if thats the case he deserves to be put into a box." I chuckled.

Apachie got up to his hooves after hearing all of our little fun. "You're agreeing with her?! She sealed me in a giant crate!"

"But you deserved it for falling asleep while working."

Apachie opened his mouth to say something but closed it a second after. He opened it again and closed it just the same, until finally, "Damnit Skitzo, that isn't the point. The point is who does that to somepony? Man when I woke up I damn near pissed myself it was so dark in there!"

I just laughed and turned back to Ditzy and Fluttershy who were trying to stiffle a few laughs. "I'm sorry about him falling asleep on the job. I'm sure he learned his lesson after that."

"Oh don't worry about it. I was just messing with him a bit. It's been a while since anything interesting has happened at the office so this is just what I needed." Ditzy said with a smile. "Well would you look at the time. I gotta get home to Dinky. See you guys some other time." Ditzy then took to the sky and flew towards the post office.

"Dinky? Who's Dinky?" I said out loud.

"Oh that's Ditzy's daughter. She really is a good mother and her daughter is just an angel." Fluttershy spoke up. "Though Ditzy can get a little side-tracked a few times she really is a good pony."

Ditzy came back into sight, "Sorry meant to go this way."

I just chuckled a bit, "She really is something isn't she?"

"Oh yes she is and we love her just the same." Fluttershy said with a smile.

I looked over to her as Ditzy flew out of sight. "So your name is Fluttershy eh?"

She noticed she was talking to me and blushed. "Oh yes. I'm sorry about earlier I really am. Well it was nice umm meeting you but I do have to get back to Angel."

Piercing pain. Oh Celestia please don't let her have somepony. "Angel?" I asked expecting the worst.

"Oh, Angel is my pet bunny." She smiled, my pain faded. Thank Celestia. "He tends to not eat if I don't make him and he can get a bit rowdy sometimes but he's nice. Well sorry again but I really must be going ummm Gale right?"

I kneeled forward a bit. "Yes my lady that is my name. May I say it was an absolute pleasure meeting you Miss Fluttershy." Laying it on a bit thick aren't we? Eh, what's done is done.

Her blush grew a deeper shade of red. "Oh yes, well bye." She said quickly and flew away in the same direction Ditzy went.

I watched her as she flew away and then heard chuckling behind me but I couldn't bring myself to pull away from her. "Damn, you got it bad. So much for the whole laying low bit you were trying to force down my throat."

I looked back as soon as Fluttershy was out of my sight to see Apachie giving me that 'You bucking hippocrit' look with his trademark stupid grin.

"Did you see her? She was perfect. She was shy, her mane, her beautiful face, those big eyes."

"Hahahahaha damn I don't even think I have it that bad for Twilight."

"....shut up."

"Well besides all that didn't you say something about getting food for the fridge back home?"

"Oh ya thats right, we need to get that done before it gets dark or else all we're gonna be doing is spending money buying food that isn't exactly good for us." I brought my gaze over to the building that I was sure to make somepony fall into a coma if they ever tried to eat anything sweet that equaled its size.

"But I like the muffins here." Apachie walked over towards the shop and proceeded to hug the side of it. He also started nuzzling the building as well. "They're soo good I could eat them all day."

"Well isn't that okelly dokelly then!" An all too familiar voice came from somewhere I couldn't pin.

My pupils shrank as I darted my eyes back and forth trying to find the source. "Oh Dear Celestia she's around here somewhere!"

I turned around and tried to scan the area but nothing. "You'll have to try harder than that silly Gale! I'm the best at hide and seek."

I started freaking the buck out while all Apachie was doing was chuckling to himself.

"Dude I think I know where she is."

"WHERE IS SHE?!"

"Awww don't be a big meanie-weanie pants Cheify."

He pointed behind me. I turned and nothing.

"DUDE STOP MESSING WITH ME!"

"I'm not haha. She's right there." He pointed again right behind me laughing.

I turn and nothing. Then a whisper, "I'm right here Galey-Waley."

I froze solid. A chill ran down my spine as if I was going to die. I turned my head slowly and was met by a. Giant. Grinning. Pink. Pony. SHE WAS ON MY BACK THIS WHOLE TIME?!

"GETHEROFFGETHEROFFGETHEROFF!!!" I tried bucking her off my back but it just seemed to make it all the more fun for her.

"This-is-real-ly-fun-Ga-ley-Wa-ley-Who-a-oh!" She held on with a scary grip that made it impossible to buck her off. The entire time was nothing but giggles and laughs from Pinkie and Apachie.

I soon collapsed from all the bucking and when I hit the ground she finally figured it a good time to get off my back. "Whoa that was fun! It's ok Gale not even Applejack can buck me off and she's the strongest mare in all of Ponyville!" She finished this by standing on her hind legs and waving her fore legs in the air.

"Wow Pinkie, you're one crazy mare that's for sure." Apachie said with a smile and laugh. "What you doing anyways?"

"Oh I was about to get some streamers and balloons from my room for the partwait a minute. You tricked me Apachie you're not suppose to know what I'm doing is for you're guys' surpristhere you go again Apachie always making me say something bad." She was all giggles.

"Well aint that interesting. A surprise party aye?" Apachie chuckled.

"Surprise Party? Who said anything about a surprise party? Oh you're so silly Chiefy."

"Pinkie, you told us about it yesterday remember?"

"I did? Oh wait you're right I did tell you about the party." She raised a hoof and made contact with the side of her head which made a knocking noise. "Silly me, how can I forget something as important as that. Hehe. Well I'm just getting somethings set up. I think this one is gonna be the bestest-most-awesomest-fantabulistic-Welcome-to-Ponyville-party we've had in a long time!"

I was laying on the ground just listening to their ramblings about a party we didn't even ask for. Apachie trotted over to me and placed me on his back. "Well that sounds great Pinkie. I'd love to stay and chat but me and Skitzo here need to buy some things for our fridge back home."

"Okey dokey lokey then. I'll see you two guys later." She waved us off as Apachie walked away with me in tow. I was so exhuasted that I passed out with Pinkie being left as the last sight to enter my eyes.

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I woke up a few hours later at home. What the hay? When did we get home? I got up of the floor and walked over towards the window. I made sure to avoid the glass on the floor and saw that it was now night time. I must have slept for a few hours. I walked out of my room and down to the kitchen to see brown empty bags on the counter. I walked over to the fridge and saw that there was bread, fruits, vegetables, assorted drinks ranging from juices to what looked like, Yup, Applejack Daniels. I pulled the bottle outta the fridge and closed it behind me. I opened the top of it and took a swig.

Ah. The burn down my throat was one I greatly appreicated and remember all too well. Its been a while my friend. I twisted the cap back on top and notice something on the side of the bottle. A note.

It read, 'Skitzo, I knew you'd find this note. I went and bought the food stuff for the house. I met up with Twi at the market place so, ya, thats why there is actual food, you know, in the fridge. I left you at home to get some rest. I've gone with Twi to the party. You should come too, I'm sure you'll have fun. Haha also you don't have much of a choice. Notice anything missing? Well, ya, I took your shades. The party is at Sweet Apple Acres so Twi is gonna send someone to pick you up in a bit. All the homo, Apachie.'

I crumbled the letter. That son of a-

A knock came from the door. Oh, great, I wonder who that is. I walked over to the door and swung it open. Orange.

"Well if Ahda known Ah was gonna be picking ya up I woulda said to have a drink tonigh instead of tomorrow." Applejack chuckled a bit.

Just my luck. Ok play it cool. "Well hey there Applejack, I didn't know you knew Twilight."

"Oh ya she's one of my best friends. So," she looked at me and cringed a bit," you aint goin to tha party like that righ?"

"Huh?" I looked down to myself and saw that my jumpsuit was dirty and my mane was a mess. "Oh sorry about that, I just woke up and had kind of a rough day after I saw you last hehe." Buck this aint going good.

"How bad we talking here?"

"Well, I lost my glasses." I said finally making full eye contact with her.

She turned her head a bit, "Well that is a mighty bit bad."

"Come inside. I'll get ready and we'll leave soon. I mean if thats ok with you."

"Sur-e, Ah'd rather be inside where its warm than freeze my flank out here." I moved out of the way so she could walk in and I closed the door behind her.

"Sorry about the emptiness, we did kinda just move in and all."

"We? You talking about that big fella Twi came in with?" She started looking around.

"Ya thats Apachie for you. Sometimes wish I could knock him over the head and beat some sense into him though."

Chuckling a bit, "Ah know how ya feel there Gale. Ah got a friend named Rainbow Dash that Ah feel the same way about. She's ah good pony though, always loyal and Ah love her to death."

"Thats nice to hear that I'm not the only one that deals with hard headed ponies."

We shared a laugh as we walked into the kitchen. "Well I'm gonna go and make myself presentable. Feel free to check the fridge for anything."

I flew up the stair, took of my suit and hopped into the shower. Ok, you got a mare downstairs waiting for you. Gotta be quick about this, but don't just jump in, get wet, and get out. I noticed that Apachie had bought some soap while out buying groceries. Ok, maybe I wont kill him for taking my glasses. I wash myself up as best I can and get out to towel myself off. I see brushes and toothpaste. I will now proceed to thanking Twilight for being at the market place. I finish brushing my teeth and trot over to my suit case. No clean suits. Buck. Well guess I got to wear these things. I pulled out eight black bands and start putting them on my legs. Once I finished I flew down the stairs to see Applejack looking at the Applejack Daniels bottle. Wait a sec...

"Well Ah didn't think ya much of a drinker but Ah guess this proves meh wrong." She said holding up the bottle in my direction.

"I actually meant to ask you something."

"It's about mah name righ? Well mah grand-pa's name was Applejack and he was the one who made this here drink. When Ah was born my Granny conviced my Pa and Ma to name me after him."

"Well thats a nice story." I said with a smile. "Well how do I look now eh?"

Applejack looked me over and nodded her head. "Well Ah'll say, ya know how to clean up thats for sure."

"Haha, thanks. Alright well lets get going then. I'd hate to keep everypony waiting."

"Ahlrighty then." We walked out of the kitchen and out the front door.

I closed the door behind me and left it unlocked. This place is too nice for people to break in, plus if this party goes the way I think it will, we'll need it unlocked. We began walking towards the edge of town and I figured it was gonna take a while so I spoke up.

"So Applejack, how far away is Sweet Apple Acres anyways?"

"It's about ah twenty minute walk from here Ah reckon. It'll be ah while. Its mighty chilly out here aint it."

"Really? I don't know. As a pegesus, we have a higher internal body temperature because we fly up high, so we don't get as cold as other ponies."

"Well ain't that nice, not feeling different on cold nights."

Stop thinking that right now. Stop it. Right now. "Well if you're so cold you could, you know, walk closer to me so it isn't so bad. I mean only if you want to ofcourse."

Applejack seemed to blush a bit and turned away. "Ummm, Ah mean, if ya don't mind, it is gettin ah bit nippy out here."

I walked closer to Applejack and got close enough that our bodies were touching. She was freezing cold. "Hey Applejack, you're really cold. I'm gonna try and warm you up a bit."

She just nodded. I got a bit away from her and openned up my right wing. I moved back into my earlier position and wrapped my wing over her back and down her right side. I shivered slightly from how cold she was.

"Ah aint making ya cold am Ah?" Applejack seemed to be getting warmed up and started to lean against me.

"Why didn't you say anything about how cold you actually were? You could have gotten sick." I pulled her in closer with my wing.

"Ah didn't want ta bother ya. Ah mean, we're going to ah party thats for ya and Ah didn't want to ruin it none." She started to nuzzle the side of my neck.

"It wouldn't have bothered me Applejack. You should've said something sooner."

"Gale?"

"Ya Applejack?

"Ya'll can call meh AJ."

"Ok then AJ." Oh Celestia, what have I gotten myself into?

We walked the next fifteen minutes in silence with AJ nuzzling up against me for warmth, or atleast thats what I was trying to convince myself thats why. We soon saw a farm that was covered in apple trees. Heh. I can see where it gets its name from. We walked up to the barn and I could already hear the music playing inside.

"Well looks like we're here AJ."

"It was mighty nice of ya to keep meh warm Gale. Lets get inside so you can start enjoyin your night." AJ stepped out from under neath my wing and I already began to miss the extra warmth.

"But I've already been enjoying my night AJ." I pulled her into a hug. "I don't want you thinking that you were bothering me ok?" I brought my hoof up to her chin and brought her eyes up to mine. "Ok AJ?"

"....Ok Gale..." she said softly.

"Good." I let her go from my hug and began walking to the barn door. "Come on AJ, I'm sure they're waiting for us in there so the party can really get started."

She grinned and walked over to me. We made eye contact again and just smiled at each other. She then kicked the barn door open, making everypony inside turn around and cheer. "Now lets get this here shin-dig going."

We walked in and let the barn door close behind us. This place was pretty big. It had a second floor which seemed to be where a DJ had set and playing music. The first floor was big too and there were big bales of hay around the walls so ponies could sit and relax. There were tables set up against one of the walls with punch and cupcakes. The others had an assortment of sweets like pie and brownies. There was a dance floor set up in the middle of the barn where ponies of all sizes and colors were having a great time. I scanned the area and noticed that AJ had disappeared somewhere in the crowd. I was about to begin looking for her when I saw Apachie walking towards me with Twilight behind him.

"Hey! You made it man. Almost thought you weren't gonna show up." Apachie said as he walked up.

I punched him square in the chest. Nothing. "Where are my glasses?"

"Haha. I'll give you three choices. The first two don't count." He chuckled.

"EVERYPONY OUT THERE HAVING A SUPER-DUPER TIME?!" Somepony yelled into a microphone.

Oh Celestia no.

I turned to the DJ and saw Pinkie Pie, wearing my glasses.

Apachie came up next to me and put his leg around my hithers. "I'm gonna kill you for this you know that right?"

"You can try," he chuckled, "but you're gonna have to get those back before you can do anything else." He pointed over to Pinkie Pie talking to the mare behind the DJ system.

Twilight walked up on to the other side up of Apachie. "Hello Gale. Did you sleep well?"

I looked away for Apachie's sake. "Oh ya I did. I wanted to thank you for going with Apachie to the market to get all the things we need."

"No problem, it was a pleasure. Ummm is something wrong Gale?" Twilight seemed to notice that I wasn't looking at her.

"Don't look into his eyes Twi, you'll get lost in them." Apachie laughed out loud.

"Oh don't be silly Apachie."

"He's right you know." I said looking over to Pinkie, trying to think of a way to get my glasses back. "Well I'll leave you two alone, I gotta get back something of mine."

Twilight followed my gaze and saw who I was looking at. "Good luck Gale, you'll need it that's for sure."

I got out from underneath Apachie's leg and opened my wings. "Thanks Twilight." I flew off the ground and up to the second floor almost reluctantly. I landed but Pinkie and the mare with the electric blue mane didn't notice me over the music playing. I slowly walked up behind Pinkie but I let my gaze drift a little and noticed the view of the first floor. I turned slightly and let it sink in. The lights, the music, the ponies jumping up and down. Just like T.A.P.

I sat down and let the memories of those days come back to me. T.A.P.; Together As Ponies. During our stay in Canterlot, my cousin and his marefriend came to town for the rave. I wanted to go, so they gave Apachie and I their extra tickets. Those three nights were amazing. Rave all night, sleep all day. The lights, the performers, the music, were all out of this world. The ponies that went were all dressed in bright colors, some had glow-in-the-dark bands on their legs. Others wore saddle bags, some wore necklaces with pacifiers. Even their manes glew in the dark. The last night there, I met a mare, I still kick myself in the flank for not asking her name, and she was beauitful. She had an all black mane, black eyeliner, a corset, and black fish nets. I was absolutely mesmorized by her and she noticed my staring at her while she was dancing. She called me over and when I got close enough she pulled me into a deep kiss. The rest of that night was a blur. The next morning, I woke up in a hotel room that my cousin had rented out for his stay in canterlot. There was a note on my forehead that read, "I had a great time. Hope you did too. See you next time maybe. *wink*" There was a lipstick print of her lips on the note.

I was zoned out just staring out into the crowd with a smile on my face when something snapped me back to the present. The mare DJing started playing a song that gave me goosebumps. I know this song.

It's a song my cousin asked me to work on before leaving Cloudsdale. I did vocals for him because he said I had the voice he had in mind for the song. Granted I thought the lyrics he came up for it were a bit weird but when I heard myself sing it, chills ran down my spine. We had been playing the music on his DJ system and got in trouble for having the music so loud. We got a ticket for distrubing the peace but, we had ponies coming up to his house asking for the name of the song after the guard left.
I got up and flew over to the mare.

"Hey! Pass me the mic!"

She gave me a look but I couldn't tell what it meant from behind her shades.

"Humor me!"

She shrugged and threw a mic my way. I walked over to the edge of the floor and looked over the crowd and said, "Everypony, get ready!"

Once I got everyponies attention I started:


Maybe Heaven right now is a Devil or Angel, or Way,

That wont change.

Together we vow, that our colors will sparkle the fate.

And I will find you,

I will find you,

I will reach you or,

I-I-I will lose my mind,

Lose my mind,

Lose my mind,

Lose my mind, yeah.

The crowd seemed to be getting into the mood cause they were bobbing their heads up down to the beat. Their eyes closed, feeling the music. I gave myself goosebumps, so I'm sure I gave it to them too.

"Alright, I want all of ya'll jump up and down when the bass drops!"

All I heard were cheers. Guess thats a yes. Well here goes nothing.

"LET'S GO!" I yelled through the mic when the bass dropped.

All the ponies were jumping up and down going with the flow of the music. Ya, just like T.A.P. I bobbed my head up and down with the beat too. I silently thanked my cousin for introducing me to this kind of music. This feeling was like no other. I just smiled to myself and almost missed my que for the next few words.


I will lose my mind, yeah.

I will lose my mind, yeah.


I let the slowing of the music bring me into the next verse. Heh, next verse, same as the first.


Maybe Heaven right now is a Devil or Angel, or Way,

That wont change.

Together we vow, that our colors will sparkle the fate.

And I will find you,

I will find you,

I will reach you or,

I-I-I will lose my mind,

Lose my mind,

Will lose my mind,

I will lose my mind, yeah.

I will lose my mind, yeah.


I let myself catch a breathe as I fell to my haunches, just sitting there and soaking in the ending to the song. Ponies yelling and cheering, that feeling is always amazing. The DJ surprised me from behind by holding a cold glass of punch up to my neck.

"Heh, thanks. I still haven't got use to singing that song yet." I took the punch from her grasp and chugged it down, calming the burning sensation im my throat.

"Sounded amazing to me. Didn't know anyone would add lyrics to my song though.Very interesting."

Wait her song? Well my cuz did say that the song was DJ PON-3's song. Wait, hold up...

I turned around dumbstruck by my own thoughts, "Wa-ait. You aren't..."

"Heh, DJ PON-3, at your service." She made a mock bow. "Hey did you make up the lyrics to that song?"

I couldn't talk. I was frozen stiff from being in front of one of the most famous DJ's in all of Equistria. How did I not notice earlier?! I berated myself mentally.

"Hey dude, you alright there?" She said waving her hoof in front of my face.

"Huh, oh ya sorry I didn't know it was you or your song. I hope you're not mad at me for messing with your set or anything." I said quickly trying to piece back together the image I destroyed by asking her for a mic while she was DJing.

She just laughed it off, "Hey dude chill, I ain't mad. Hell that was amazing singing you did back there. I honestly felt like the song was missing something. So did you come up with those lyrics or what?"

Oh. My. Gosh. She liked the lyrics. I let myself have a fancolt moment in my mind. Lots of yelling. "Um, ya, actually my cousin came up with the lyrics and I sang it out for him. He said something about sending a promo to you but didn't do it because he was sure you wouldn't get it cause of all the fan mail we're sure you get."

"Oh if that's the case then hold up." She turned around and used her magic to levitate a marker and paper over to us. She then proceed to write something on it. "Tell your cousin to mail the promo to this address. Its my home address and if I'm on the road I have friends that go to my place and forward it to me where ever city I'm at." She levitated the paper over to me. "So what's your name Mr. Singer?" She giggled.

I got up from the floor and gently bowed, "The name's Red Nightingale ma'am, you can call me Gale, and might I say its my greatest pleasure to meet you DJ PON-3."

"Get up man, haha, and call me Vinyl. DJ PON-3 is my stage name."

I got up from my mock bow. Nothing can ruin this night.

"OH GALEY WALEY!"

....buck.