Seven Deadly Sins

by TheLoveless


7 sins, one Discord


lust

Discord wrapped his arms around the adorable filly version of Luna he had conjured up with the snap of his fingers. “Luna, why you so cute?” Discord began tossing Luna into the air, catching her, only to repeat it again.

“Discord i suggest you put me down before i get Tia.” Discord kissed her cheek, bringing about a swarm of red upon her cheeks. “Woona is not happy!”

Discord laughed at how she pronounced her name, “Okay Woona, i’ll let you go when Tia comes and takes you from me.” Moments later Celestia burst into the room with rays of light shimmering off her body.

“Discord, can i have Luna back? I need her.” Since she had froze him in stone for however long ago, she owed him to be kind and take things slowly. “Please Discord.”

Discord hid in a makeshift pillow fort, peeking out the window with Luna in his hands, “No! she’s too cute!!!”

“Discord.” All bets were off, she was serious, “If you don’t give me Luna, i’ll have to destroy your fort, and take her by force.”

The old aged Discordian brought out a paper checking off the first of the 7, lust. “Okay you can have her… Soon, one more minute please.” He knew he had already pressed himself for time, but he took it anyways. He kissed the adorable alicorn fillies cheek and gave her into Celestia’s capable hoofs, “I’ll see you soon, Tia.”



gluttny:

The kitchens quarters was empty, and dull. “This is going to be easy.” Without any concern for punishment, he took the most royal food of the entire castle. Celestia’s specially imported pudding. Brought to Equestria from a foreign land titled holland. Only one would do, but if you're going to do something, might as well do it right. He took two of the four puddings, along with a spoon. “Who knew gluttony would be so fun!” He dug his spoon through the plastic and with it learned about the pull here tab.

Scoop by scoop he engulfed the sweet treat. enticed by the rich flavors from the different dimension. Life was sweet, and so was gluttony.


greed:

Discord exammind his favorite toy of Luna’s room, a soft pillow in the shape of a puppy. Without and concern he stashed it in the pillow fort and cuddled with it for an hour. Luna ruined their cuddlefest. She snatched the pillow, and escorted it back to the room. “You’re no fun, Luna. NO Fun!”

Luna paused, and stared at Discord, “What did you just call me?!”


sloth:


“Video game competition…. NOW!” Luna slammed her hooves against the floor as she brought Discord to her gaming sanctuary. Two large TVs dropped from the ceiling as Luna tossed a controller to Discord. “Ready?”

Discord set it down and laid across Luna’s lap. “Sorry Luna, but next on the list was laziness.” He began to roll over Luna’s lap in the laziest way he could. “join me Luna, join in the lazyness!”

With dead eyes, Luna pushed Discord off, and jumped to the floor. “Yes, we shall lazy the heck out of the world!” As she had said, they lay their entire day away till late night.

“I have 3 more things to do. Please excuse me, Luna” Discord rusled the hair on luna head, knowing she wouldn’t stop him.


wrath:

“I don’t like you.” Discord slapped a toy off the desk, giving it a stern look as it bounced across the floor, and watching it in anger. “Well only if i could do that to Celestia.” he began to picture the scene in his mind. Him unleashing a mild filled of rage on a cute Celestia filly. It ended with him turned to stone once again.

Checking off the third item he had left, he proceeded to Celestia’s Bedroom to accomplish the second to last activity.



Envy:

“Discord, get off my bed. You can’t sleep with me tonight.” Tia began to push Discord to the edge of the bed, hoping he would get off on himself.

“i’m sorry Tia, i can’t do that.” Discord rolled to the center of the bed. Grabbing Celestia’s head and hugging her closely. He whispered in her hear something she wouldn’t like, “I want your bed. Can i sleep here tonight?” He continued his monotone speech as Tia peired at him, “i don’t mind if you sleep here or not, i just want this smooth, soft, plush bed of yours.” he stroked the bed in a strange way before getting sent out by a forceful magic.

one left, and only one perfect time to do it.

pride:

“Thats right, i ate Celestia’s pudding!” The crowd hushed as they witnessed Discord was standing on the table, walking over their plates of pancakes. “Not only that, but i’ve committed what the universe from across the dimensions would call the 7 deadly sins.”

Celestia jumped onto the table angry. Her pudding had been taken from her, “What?!“

“I ate your pudding. Ya, i went there.”

Before Celestia could send him to some random dimension or turn him into stone, Luna interrupted, “2 years with Fluttershy!” Everyone was shocked. 1 day with Fluttershy for Discord would be worst than 5 years in a different dimension. “2 years of living with Fluttershy! Thats final!” Before either could abject Luna sent Discord to Fluttershy’s cottage.


“How bad could this be?”

“Um, Discord. You’re on my leg.” turning around he realized, he was on fluttershy’s bed. “If you don’t mind, could you please move off my hoof?” As she asked with her assertive voice, he did as asked. “Thank you! Um, just sleep anyplace you’d like, but not on my legs please.”

Wrapping his body around Fluttershy he realized how this was torture, “Good morning Fluttershy.” She didn’t have to use any tricks to make him obey. A real torture.

“Good morning Discord.” Fluttershy called out to the strange creature who had hugged her bunny. “Please let Angel go.”

Discord released the bunny only to get punched by a plush fist. “Sorry. I left my bunny at home.” He grabbed fluttershy’s mane, making sure not to cause pain, and hugged it tightly. “I’m going to enjoy my stay here.” He grinned before biting down on her pink mane.