//------------------------------// // Lyra Harpstrings and the Sorcerer's Stone // Story: The Journal Of Lyra // by RainbowKnight //------------------------------// Ugh, last night I had the craziest dream. In it, I was living with a bunch of lazy and rude ponies. At one point, a fat hairy guy burst down the door of our house and said I was a human. Heck, my reaction was “I’m a wat?” (I know, it sounds like I’m an uneducated filly. But hey, it’s a dream.) Anyways, I ended up going to a school for humans and made some friends. Eventually, I had to face an evil human known as “Trollemort”. In the end, he died and all the trolls that were following him fled for their lives. It was a very interesting dream. But anyways, I’m not here to write about silly dreams! This is my biography. Obviously, someone will want to read my story on how I eventually became human. Poor Bon Bon will always regret the day she wanted to hate my fandom. Mwahahahaha. So today, I kind of…tricked Twilight into stealing a book from the royal library. But don’t blame me on that. It was important because it was a book about the humans. I never knew such a book existed! It was very important for my human studies (And of course, this was very crucial for my main mission: Becoming a human). Did you know that the humans have a fandom about us? I know, it is hard to believe. I mean, it must be for mature audiences because the major curse words like “jerk” (Oh hayseeds. I told myself I would never use that strong of a word). Heck, if I learned that they had a word worse than the J word, I would have a heart attack and die! Overall, the book was very interesting. Another interesting piece of news was that I got a letter from the princess. When I got it, I was jumping for joy and acting like an animal. Oh what wonders surly were in here. Did she hear about my interest in anthropology? I opened the letter franticly and read it. Dear Lyra Harpstrings, My faithful student, Twilight, told me that you were having mental problems. So here’s a banana. They always cure everything. , Princess Celestia A banana?!?! Is this some type of joke? Eh, forget her. I immediately started to work on ideas for becoming a human. I’ve finally come up with an idea that I think will work! Maybe if I can fuse human DNA into my body; a reaction will occur. Hopefully it will turn me human. But wait…where am I supposed to get human DNA? I mean, there are no humans around right now, what will I do? Later, I took a break and walked outside for a while. Big mistake. Pinkie came hopping up to me, asking if peanuts were made of magic or fairies… I seriously wonder what is going on in her head. I mean, one minute she is walking along idly. The next moment, bang! She is talking about peanuts or “hub logos”. Soon, she lost interest in me and started chasing a bunch of children (the poor children). After a while, I saw Bon Bon in the distance. I was about to turn around and go the opposite direction. But then she saw me. She kept talking about how she wasn’t hating or anything. Ha! That’s obviously a lie. Everyone in this town is a lie! And they all call me crazy! What is wrong with having a human fandom? The humans have a fandom with ponies. What is the difference? But finally, I decided to play around with her and told her that I accepted her apology. Immediately, we got into a conversation about me becoming a human. By the end of the conversation, she was telling me how I was acting “a little more insane and aggressive than usual today.” Well, there she goes to hating again. Geez, I just realized that today, I haven’t been coming up with any human transformation ideas yet. Sure, there was that one idea, but it was a terrible idea. I don’t know…I’m tired. But I’m not giving myself a proper amount of rest until I’m human. After that, I can rest all I want. Right. See ya, Lyra p.s. I’M NOT INSANE! I’M NORMAL!