by Davesknd
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It was not a grand day, it was not a moment that all of Equestria would remember and it was not even the most beautiful day this year.
But for two ponies, it would be the best thing to happen in ages.
Inside the library of Ponyville, a small host of ponies and creatures had gathered, as Princess Celestia appeared in a blink of magic.
Clad in a beautiful, white wedding gown and a veil, she slowly walked towards an inprovised altar, where her sister, Cadance, Shining Armour and her blushing bride were standing.
Twilight, clad in a slightly less grandiose, yet still beautiful dress felt tears in her eyes as she saw her princess approach. Luna smiled at her from behind the altar and her former foal sitter, now her best mare, had wobbly lips.
Celestia reached the altar and Luna opened her mouth.
But she never managed to speak.
The sound of a referee's whistle interrupted her.
"What do you think you are doing?" asked the voice of Discord. The wooden floor shattered like glass, the pieces melted like ice and wobbled back together as he emerged..
"What does it look like?" Celestia answered angrily "We are marrying! If you have any objections, wait until you are asked!"
"I see that! But why in my own name wasn't I invited?" the spirit of chaos asked angrily.
The two brides looked at each other. "I thought you were!" Twilight answered. "Pinkie?"
"Fluttershy said she would bring him as guest." the pink party planner pondered.
"I wanted to!" Fluttershy admitted "But then Angel found out and he really wanted to come and I didn't want to annoy Pinkie and I got so nervous that I..."
"We get it!" Discord sighed. "Well, since the invitations are all out, I suggest we all save face." he opened a window next to his head, scrolled to *save as* and clicked "And do a little chess!"
"Chess?"
"A castling king's side to be exact! Luna, you are Celly's best mare now! I do the wedding!" the spirit of chaos decided.
Luna was about to object, but suddenly she was clad in a nice and fitting dress and teleported next to her sister.
Discord appeared behind the altar, clad in a black robe with a little white dot on his throat. He snapped his finger and two big arrows appeared in the sky, pointing left. Celestia involuntary walked backwards until she was at the door.
"PLAY!" the Draconequus grinned and the wedding began anew.