Spike Get's an Ipod

by Xx-Sniper_Masters-xX

Pocket God

Spike woke up the next morning as the first one up. He went downstairs to get his Ipod and used it.

"Okay now what does this app do?" Spike opened it up and found even more apps in it. Except these apps came in many prices. Some were free, some were a bit, some were so special it was 10 bits! He went to an app called 'Pocket God' and tapped it. On the screen were ponies that were on an island. There he saw a slideshow of ponies being zapped by lightning to being eaten by sharks.

"Looks cool." He tapped the button that would download the app until a screen came up saying he had to pay a bit for the app. He looked around for a bit and stopped at Twilight. He went over to Twilight and shook her a bit. Twilight woke up and looked at Spike who was giving her his biggest smile he had.

"Okay what did you do?" Twilight asked.

"Actually I was wondering if I could have a bit?" Spike then let out a hand. Still smiling.

"Hm... How do I put this? No." Twilight then began to go back to sleep.

"Wait! I'll give up a gem for the bit!" Twilight just stared at him with a dull face.

"2 gems?" Twilight still stared at him.

"10 gems?" Twilight nodded. Spike cheered and got his bit. He then rushed downstairs and accepted the offer for 'Pocket God.' The bit he was holding then disappeared and on the screen was his very first game. He was excited and pressed the app.

"Oh boy, I wonder what's on here!" Spike then saw a normal pony on the island. Nothing special.

"That's it?" Spike then tapped the pony. The pony was lifted off the ground and started to scream pathetically. Spike let go to see the pony fall to it's death.

"Oops..." Spike felt bad for the pony but at the same time he didn't because it's screaming was hilarious. Spike then got an idea. A very perfect idea...

"Oy..." Twilight woke up and stretched. She smacked her lips and looked over to Spike. He was laughing with his Ipod in his hands. Must be playing a game.

"So what are you playing?" Twilight looked over his shoulder. He was messing around with some ponies on an island.

"Pocket God! It's funny! Look, this one is you, The other one is Rarity, this next one is Applejack, that one that's fishing is Pinkie Pie, the one flying in the sky is Rainbow Dash, and the one that I just messed with is Fluttershy. Listen to her scream!" Spike picked up Fluttershy and she started to scream pathetically just like the other pony he killed a while ago by 'accident'.

"Exactly how is this funny?" Twilight asked.

"Watch!" Spike then went to Pinkie Pie. He tapped the fishing line and Pinkie started to pull. Next thing they knew a giant tentacle came out of the water, grabbed Pinkie, and dragged her into the water.

"See? Funny right?" Spike then started to mess with Fluttershy again. He then put her next to a fire.

"Are you kidding? That's horrible!" Twilight said. Obviously she didn't get it.

"Well looks like your reaction caused Fluttershy to die." Spike then flicked Fluttershy into the fire. Yet again another pathetic scream.

"How can you do this Spike?!" Twilight screamed.

"Chill, watch this." Spike then put his finger on the edge and made a wide upside-down U. The ponies looked at it were all like 'Ooo! Double Rainbow!'

"Well I guess that is better..." Twilight said the sentence way to soon when Spike threw Applejack into the water. Being eaten by sharks may sound bad but it's funny if it's not real.

"NO NOT APPLEJACK!" Twilight was now furious. She was about to take the Ipod when Spike began to threaten her that he was going to send her into the water as well. Twilight backed away and just kept watching.

"Now a thunderstorm." Spike summoned a storm and watched as lightning hit Rainbow Dash. She then fell to the ground as ash. Spike then summoned the thunderstorm away and looked at Twilight. She was practically on the edge of crying.

"And now it's a contest between two rivals! Rarity vs Twilight!" Spike stared at both of them and decided which one was going to die next.

"Please not me, please not me, please not me, PLEASE IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA LET IT NOT BE ME!!!" Twilight stared at the screen without blinking. Spike waited until she blinked so he could kill the pony he chose. Twilight blinked and when she opened her eyes she saw that the island was empty.

"W-what? Where did me and Rarity go?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, I deleted you both from existence." Spike then turned the Ipod off and went outside. He stopped after he closed the door and heard Twilight scream. He smiled and kept walking.