Note To Self,
Living in Ponyville may have been a bad idea. There is a disease taking over the town. Protect the doormats and flowers! The flowers!
I am so terrified. This disease seems to take away your most well known traits. I imagine Derpy Hooves would like that, if it really works that way, it might fix her eyes.
Lilly and Daisy are just as scared as I am, its the zebra doing this to us. I want to move to Manehattan! What is wrong with this place, is nothing safe? Next we'll end up needing a masked vigilante to protect us from all the stuff thats out to get us in Ponyville. I really hope I didn't just set myself up for some cruel joke. That would be most unwelcome.