To: PC
Yeah, I'm not going to bother with formalities here. You are PC. You are no princess to me. You are a bad leader. There was a stampede today that completely destroyed the town, and you didn't do anything. I expect you to protect us from attacks! No, your little servant Applejack took care of it. And you are lucky she did because if any of us had died I would be up there with an army and we'd take over Canterlot until you took charge.
It is absolutely insane the terror you have inflicted on Ponyville! Ever since you sent Twilight Sparkle into town everything is falling to bits.
After the stampede, that same pony who saved us got drunk as all get out. Well. I think she did. She looked it, and I know what it looks like. The ponies you put in charge of these "Elements Of Harmony"? Well, they are all drunk or insane, I won't be one to say I am much better off, but you didn't put me in charge of Equestria's safety.
I expect this to stop soon, or else. Think of the children, my little Berry Pinch isn't safe in this town.
Yours Truly, Miss Berryshine Punch