DOCUMENT PV-007
RECORDED AT GROUND ZERO
RECORDING OF ROYAL CANTERLOT HAZMAT TEAM RECOVERING DOCUMENTS
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RECORDER CAN BE HEARD TURNED ON AND RECORDING BEGINS.
OPERATION COORDINATOR: Alright men, this has been a dark time for Ponyville and the entire nation of Equestria, and we need to send you brave ponies into that hellhole to figure out just what exactly happened there. Good luck, and Celestia be with you.
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HAZ-1: This is HAZ ONE, standby for entry into Ground Zero
HAZ-2: Roger, awaiting orders sir.
HAZ-1: We need to cut a hole in that magical field to get through. After that, well, we all know our mission; get in there, find any documents or survivors, and hightail it out of there. No ponies get left behind.
HAZ-TEAM: Sir yes sir!
HAZ-1: Alright then, let's get this thing started. HAZ-2 through HAZ-10, synchronise, prepare for entry.
HAZ-2: Opening field now.
HAZ-1: Alright, steady.....go go go!
HAZ-4: Moving up sir, no signs of life. Wait, what's that?
HAZ-7: One, we got a visual on something moving up there in those trees, you got it?
HAZ-1: Copy, I see it, move up on it boys.
HAZ-8: Moving up, visual. Got I.D on it?
HAZ-3: Sick...it looks like a skin...it's got no eyes...
HAZ-6: Let's keep moving, we have only gone 5 feet, can't get cold hooves now.
HAZ-7: Copy, moving up.
HAZ-1: Alright, I want you to move up to the town square, get into town hall and see if you can recover any documents.
HAZ-2: Got it, let's get there fellas.
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HAZ-5: Town hall is boarded up sir, no signs of life.
HAZ-1: Get those boards down and sweep the building.
HAZ-5: Copy, let's do this.
HAZ-8: The boards are down FIVE, let's get in there.
HAZ-2: Alright boys, FOUR through NINE, get into the town hall and see what you can find.
HAZ-4: Sir.
HAZ-2: THREE, stay with me and set up a base camp.
HAZ-3: Sir, yes, sir.
HAZ-5: Alright we're in, no signs of life in town hall. Wait, picking up a sig a few feet up, switching to nightvision.
HAZ-6: Looks like one of those little bastards.
HAZ-2: Hit it with some magic SIX
HAZ-6: Aye sir. .... Direct hit, target down.
HAZ-8: What the hell is that?
HAZ-7: Looks like another one of those skins...
HAZ-5: Found a desk, retrieving documents, must be the Mayor's.
HAZ-6: Yeah, and it looks like she's still here.
HAZ-9: That's just disgusting. She's got no innards.
HAZ-6: Hey FIVE, check this out..."I'm the mayor of Ponyville and I don't know how to keep my citizens under control."
HAZ-2: Keep the focus SIX.
HAZ-6: Sir.
HAZ-8: Alright let's move to the next building.
HAZ-5: Move out boys.
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HAZ-2: 10 Hours in, still searching for documents. All docs have been sent to Canterlot with magic.
HAZ-6: Yeah, we got like 60 random pamphlets for flowers and stuff, this place is worthless...
HAZ-2: Can it SIX. Alright, team, move up to Ponyville Library.
HAZ-4: Aye, removing boards.
HAZ-8: Holy.....
HAZ-6: Alright this is friggen disgusting...
HAZ-5: Why do these creatures act like this? Their behaviour is intriguing.
HAZ-4: Oh crap...I think one of them saw us...
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HAZ-5: Alright only me and SIX are left, those bastards attacked the team. Haven't heard word from base camp since 14:00...I don't know how we're gonna survive this. We have numerous documents from many buildings around Ground Zero.
HAZ-6: Yeah, I never thought I'd say this man, but I think we're screwed...
HAZ-5: Chin-up, we're gonna make it outta here.
HAZ-6: Alright....let's get going, I don't think we're gonna be able to get any more without both of us dying out there.
HAZ-5: Probably a good idea, I'll radio in to main HQ and-
HAZ-6: No, we don't have time for that bullshit, we just need to get out of here.
HAZ-5: They need to know we are coming...
HAZ-6: They will, once we get out of this Celestia-forsaken town, but right now we need to move. We aren't exactly in the safest place in the town.....a bunch of vines hanging down from a wooden plank...
HAZ-5: Well, we can't waste time talking, if we are gonna do this...let's get it done.
HAZ-6: Aye sir. Let's go.
HAZ-5: Alright, I'm gonna remove the vines, I think I can see one.
HAZ-6: Doesn't matter. It's now or never.
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