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// The Phantasmal introduction 
// Story: All Over's Unique and Fantastic Life. 
// by BronySquidiness 
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"No no no no no" I mutter as I pull on my fire suit. Just as I zip it up, my potion explodes in a ball of fire. FWOOSH it goes, as the flames roast everything within a  30 ft. radius. 

While the shockwave hits all the houses in the area, I hear some ponies yell "ALL OVER!" from the neighbor's houses.  "Why me?" I ask Celestia  as I observe the shattered glass everywhere. I see a royal guard as he canters over to me.

"Sir" He says in a gruff tone. "That will be 600 bits as a fine, and you will replace your neighbor's windows." As he writes the ticket, I snatch it out of his magical grip. "Okay I'll do all that, now you go back to saving Equestria" I say sarcastically while pushing him along.

When he is gone, I start flying over to Twi's house (Tree???) to get some bits. As I walk in,  "What do you need, All Over?" Twilight says.

" About a 1000 bits from my storage" I reply.  Let me get something straight, I forget easily, so Twilight has all my bits (Which is a fair amount). She gasps, as I saunter over to the back-room. "What was it this time?" She asks pointedly. 
"Some fertilizer of mine reacted badly with a flower." I explained  
"And....." She continues. 

"It blew up in a Fireball" I say flatly, as she gasps again. "Are you ok???" She says frantically, as she looks me over.
"Delightful" I say flatly again, while rummaging through her stuff.

"You need to be more careful" she says in a motherly tone when I finally find my bits. "Qui numquam pericules numquam discit." I say knowingly. "Ok...." She says "Just be careful, there are ponies that care for you". 
"Whatever." I say while trotting out of the tree.

I start flying to the justice building, enjoying the cool air in my wings. After a minute or so, I reach the majestic building. I knock lightly with my armored hoof, careful not to scratch it. Everypony knew what happens when you mess up Mayor Mare's door. 

The door opens, and I see the Mayor. We walk over to her office.  "What do you need All-Over?" She says in that kind, motherly tone. "I'm here to pay a fine." I say as I toss the 600 bits on the desk. "That should cover it, as well as the windows I broke." I comment.

"Now good day to you Mayor." I quip cheerfully as I exit the building. 

I return to my workshop, where I delved back into mathmatical equations and philosophical conundrums of the Universe.