Deadpool Kills the My Little Pony Universe

by iamthemithras

Chapter 4: Satsui no Hadou, Shun Goku Satsu

"Should we wake her up?" The purple dragon motioned to the alicorn, pointing at Fluttershy with her body surrendering to the comfort of Twilight's cushions.

Earlier, Twilight used her levitation spell to softly place Fluttershy on her own bed. The butter-yellow mare collapsed before she could enter the library tree house completely devoid of strength. Twilight and Spike were there at the room with Fluttershy limp on the bed where they left Pinkie Pie downstairs to relax

"I deeply regret doing this since she is obviously going through a lot tonight... but we have no choice. We need to hear from Fluttershy herself how the monster looks like, and hopefully she'll be able to tell us more"

The green purple scaled dragon took this as his cue and shook the comatose-like mare slowly. Still asleep. He shook her again, a little harder this time. Still won't wake up. Not so much a twitch or a sigh or anything. Spike's not sure if Fluttershy is usually this hard to wake up or what, but looking at her sleeping right now made him feel guilty. If not for the barely noticeable rising of her chest he'd think she's.. well ...

"It's no use... she won't wake up, Twilight" He turned to the equally worried alicorn. None of them have taken the situation very well "... do we write a letter to Princess Celestia?"

"... No. It's better that we learn more about the situation before we alert the princess, but Pinkie did mention that the monster tried to harm Fluttershy and killed her animals... i'm-i'm not sure if it's time to alert the princess now, but we have to tell the girls."

Both of them never turned their gaze away from the sleeping pegasus. They've seen Fluttershy break a lot of times before but not like this. As much as they want to hear more, they don't want to disturb her any further. They can't imagine how hard it must be to lose many friends in such a short time, and this is Fluttershy they're thinking about - she'd cry if somepony even looked at her bad enough - it's hard to even think about how she must be taking all this.

"Spike, stay here with Fluttershy while me and Pinkie tell the others" the princess didn't wait for an answer and proceeded to descend from the room. The girls have to know. She tried to compose herself, they'll have to mourn for everyone later - they have to attend to this matter right now.

Halfway down from upstairs, she shot a look at Pinkie Pie sitting on the carpet at the center of the room. Pinkie Pie looked back at her with her swollen eyes, drooped ears and more-than-usual unkempt mane. She looked like she aged as her trademark vibrant smile seem absent tonight. Her own state not any better than hers as she approach her troubled friend

"Pinkie. Let's go wake Rarity up"

Pinkie Pie slowly nodded in remark. She doesn't feel like talking tonight. She had a new pinkie sense earlier. It didn't made her feel any better, none of all this made her feel any better. She's been sad a lot of times before, but never like this.

This is the first time a friend of hers died. She even remembered the time she held a Welcome to Ponyville party for Zecora and apologized to her for being a scaredy-pony. Oh Zecora... and to think your birthday is only 48 days from now.

"Are you coming Pinkie?"

Her focus turned towards Twilight standing in front of the door, waiting for her to answer. She knew they'll have to be sad for another time.

".. Yes.. let's go Twilight"

Time against their side, they trotted to Carousel Boutique as fast as they can. When they appeared at the library Pinkie mentioned that Fluttershy sobbed earlier that the monster chased her to Ponyville and Angel gave his life to give her time to escape. By now, it could only be a matter of time before they or anypony gets attacked. Twilight briefly thought that they should split up so she could warn Rainbow Dash but abandoned it. It's too dangerous, besides Rainbow's cloud is so far away. They'll just have to stick together to warn Rarity.

The path to Carousel Boutique, Rarity's home and workshop was a long way off from the library near the town square and right beside the park. Judging by the distance of Fluttershy's cottage, Sugarcube corner, and the library - if there is a monster that's been after Fluttershy earlier then it would have been here already even if you take in account the time Angel saved - it could be attacking Rarity right now! Twilight is very glad she left Spike with Fluttershy.

At this time of night from Applebloom's room they can't even see the silhouette of the Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse, but there was something in the distance that Scootaloo's sharp eyes followed

"I don't see anything" Sweetiebelle pouted, sitting up on the bed scanning the view from the window. Beside her was Applebloom doing the same thing from her side of the bed. "Yeah, me either. Are you tryin' to scare us or somethin'?"

Scootaloo is SURE there's some weird shape approaching the barn. Eye coordination is key to avoid obstacles when you're zipping at very fast speeds. That said, she always trust her sharp eyes and it's quick reflexes - it's what makes her good using the scooter. Whether it's jumping over haystacks, avoiding moving ponies, or shooting through ramps - coordinating your senses is what makes you accomplish all these with almost no effort, but the most important of them of course is seeing them beforehand... and she's seeing something beforehand

"I'm serious girls! There's something walking towards here! - look! THERE! Near the clubhouse!"

"Ah, look at this - another tree house! And the right variety too" Deadpool kept approaching the farm as he spot one tree adorned with a small house supported by the trunk with several polished stairs "... This tree house actually looks nice. It even has a watch tower." Now he's sure the people who live on the farm are definitely red necks seeing is that the nearest neighbor is several meters away and equipped with a watch tower complete with a telescope probably intended to spy on them having incestuous sex. Even from this distance the windows on the side of the large house is pretty noticeable, if only he had a sniper rifle right now he could snipe the shit out of Applesack or whatever its name is

"... Why.. do I feel like I stand out?"

"There! it's right beside our clubhouse!" Scootaloo pointed her hoof at the direction of the barely visible clubhouse

Applebloom's eyes slightly grew "... Ah can see it! There IS something there!"

"There is? I still can't see it. What is it?" Sweetiebelle shifted her head to Applebloom and then Scootaloo waiting for an answer

"... I .. I can't make it out yet, but it doesn't look like somepony we know... or a pony at all.." with that said, the two ponies kept their gaze on the creature, Sweetiebelle still trying to spot the anomaly

"Hmm. You know, I’m getting a feeling this may not be the right entrance" He kept his pace towards the barn, a bit less confident than before and wishing he really had a sniper rifle.

{{We're approaching the side of the barn. Of course it's not the right entrance}}

"That's not what I mean"

{{I know what you mean}}

"What the...?" Scootaloo can see the shape clearly now... but she can't explain what it is

"What the hay is that?" Applebloom was next to clearly see the strange... 'thing' "I-It looks like a... a..."

"HEY! I CAN SEE IT NOW! I SEE IT!" Sweetiebelle absentmindedly shouted to everypony when she finally saw the creature, Scootaloo and Applebloom immediately faced her with shock, surprised at her lack of tact ".. Oops.."

Deadpool braced himself when he heard the scream from the barn, fixing his gaze on a second floor window where three ponies hidden well in the dark room became only noticeable because of the shriek.

"Well. So much for stealth... pretty pathetic alarm though - but I guess 'em rednecks ought'a improvise eh?"

{{Just go already}}

"Okay chums, let's do this-" almost instantly unsheathing his swords, he ran towards the barn - stealth being pointless now he screamed the most bad-ass battle cry ever made "LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY JEENKIIIIIIINS!!"

"IT'S A MONSTER!! AAAAHH!!!" Scootaloo screamed followed by the rest of the cutie mark crusaders waking up everypony in the barn.

Deadpool was sprinting to the barn, pumped up with adrenaline he finally reached and jumped over the white fence surrounding the barn while the ponies kept screaming. Pacing forward he lunged through the narrow glass window below the sophisticated red neck alarm system, after a front roll he recovered his momentum using only his legs "Oh my god, Leeroy just went in!"

"WHAT IN TARNATION?!" Applejack jumped at the noise of glass shattering and somepony landing below. She was woken up by the screams of the crusaders at Applebloom's room across hers "WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON THERE?!"

Big Mac's eyes just went up. A blank expression on his face, the sound of glass shattering made his eye narrow.

Looking up from his roll, he immediately saw a withered light green pony with a hairstyle that would trump a cafeteria lady's soundly asleep on a rocking chair making old-lady-sleeping sounds -- whew it even smells like old lady here! whoever thought naming a deodorant Old Spice definitely haven't smelled an old person before! Deadpool has more faith in the Axe-effect. With a commercial like theirs it's hard not to be convinced

He stood up from his fall, towering over the sleeping old pony - oh look, she has a picture of a pie on her flank, that's a really stupid tattoo to have.

"HEY! Are you Applesmack?!"

The old-timer just snored back at him. Who could stay asleep with all the noise around the house? Annoying brats screaming upstairs, a window just shattered in front of it, a psychopath screamed at it, this one really need to see where it messed up in life

Applejack rushed out of her room to see Big Mac just outside of his as the same time as her, they both darted to the direction of the stairs

"Giving me the silent treatment eh?" he pointed his blade at the chest of the snoring hag and pushed the hilt forward, the blade cut through the pony and the chair - its eyes darted open now and it's jaw dropped but no sound came up "Oh, NOW you're going to pay me attention?!" the old pony just stared in disbelief as its diaphragm fail to work from shock

"Alright whoever you are, you messed with the WRONG--" Applejack stopped descending in the middle of the stairs as she see a tall zombie pony-like creature stabbed Granny Smith, her blood staining the blade leaking from her back "--GRANNY SMITH!"

Big Mac saw the creature and Granny Smith stabbed - he has no words.

"Don't mind granny here kids! She's just having a heart-attack!" Deadpool pulled his blade out of the old creature while twisting a bit to its side cutting through a valve of the heart and ripping a lung making blood fountain out of the open wound. "Now which one of you is Applehack?!"

Applejack and Big Mac stared numbly at the creature while blood from Granny Smith's chest sprinkled onto it - it was a horrible sight, like an amalgamation of some Nightmare Night costume and several zombie ponies. Applejack can't fight this thing - she went past Big Mac as she instinctively run towards the crusaders and get them all out of here. Big Mac followed after her sister.

"HEY! COME BACK HERE!" he rushed towards the start of the staircase "God damn, it Leeroy!"

"KIDS! JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW!" still screaming, the crusaders almost instantly complied as Applejack enter the room fearing for all of their lives. Scootaloo, Applebloom and Sweetiebelle were the first to exit the barn through their open window as they all land on the dirt a floor below followed by Applejack narrowly avoiding landing on the fillies. Big Mac leaned outside to check if they are alright.

"Is everypony okay?!" Applejack quickly frisked the girls to see if they were hurt, Sweetiebelle's hoof was sprained but everypony else is fine "Okay, let's go! let's go e--" Big Mac hasn't jumped yet. She faced the window and saw Big Mac still standing there "Big Mac! Jump already!"

Big Mac just shot her a look. She didn't like it "BIG MACINTOSH! GIT OUT ALREADY!!"

"WAAAAAAAAA!!!--" the assassin screamed a high pitched cry a power metal lead singer would be proud of, ready to make pony shish kebab when he was suddenly crashed by a chest-shattering buck to the stomach sending him away from the room

"BIG MACINTOSH! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" Applejack hoped that her brother was safe when she heard the monster's interrupted scream. Everypony was equally worried and screamed for Big Mac to run away "BIG MAC!"

"CONSARNIT EVERYPONY!! GIT TO PONYVILLE AND WARN THE OTHERS!!" this was one of the few times Big Mac said a full sentence. Everypony was taken aback but Applejack was not going to leave her big brother

"NO! We ain't leaving without ya Big Mac!"

"Second attempt!-WAAAAAAA!!--" the attacker's solo was interrupted yet again with a powerful buck to the chest, sending him through into Applejack's room.

"APPLEJACK! LEAVE! PLEASE!!" the plea bellowed from the window, ponies a mile away could hear him.. is this why Big Mac is so quiet? because he's so... loud?

Leave?.. Leave her brother with this monster? She.. She can't do that!

"Applejack! We'll have to warn everypony! let's go!" Scootaloo was first to gather her senses from the groaning fillies

"NOO! This is my brother we're talkin 'bout!" the farmer pony scream's was so loud she practically blew at the little filly

"Applejack! LEAVE! This is yer big brother tellin' ya!"

... Big brother...

...

... Okay big brother... okay...

Hating her decision, Applejack grabbed Applebloom and Sweetiebelle laying them on her back "Let's go everypony!" Scootaloo reached for her scooter parked at the entrance of the farm and followed after Applejack's fast trot towards Ponyville

... Oh Big Mac, why did ya tell us to run?

Big Macintosh faced back to the direction of the creature that killed Granny Smith through a large hole on Applejack's room. He kicked the creature there. It has been a long time he used his strength like this

He slowly trudged to the wreckage, hearing a groan somewhere in the room. He went through the hole to see the creature lying on its back a short distance away from the wreck.

"WOOOSH!" the creature immediately sprang up and tried to stab him with his right sword. Big Mac just leaned his body from the left and slammed his left hoof to the creature's right claw, sending the blade away from its grasp and bludgeoned his right hoof to the side of the creature's face making it topple to its side. He stepped on the other blade released from the creature's claw from his blow and slid it opposite of them across the room. The creature then swiftly pulled out a shorter blade from a pocket and lunged it towards him with its right claw but it was deflected again by his left hoof. He quickly raised both his front hooves and brought them down on the creature's abdomen, the weight cracked the wooden floor. He raised them again and slammed it harder on the creature its blood littering his hooves while the floor weakened again. He raised them yet again and brought them down even harder, this time sending them both to the barn below.

"... ugh... what the hell..?" Deadpool gathered his senses from the fall, the horse nowhere in sight. Wow, that thing hits like a train, looks like he'll be in for a challenge. Sitting up, he notice a large wooden wheel barrow in mid-air coming towards him. OH SHI--

Deadpool didn't have time to react as he was sent away with the wheelbarrow thrown out of the barn. Toppling through the fence and rolling several times on the dirt the wheelbarrow rolled onto him in place. Recovering from the throw, he tried to push away the gigantic cart as he notice something distant on the sky on top of where he is. Something audible came from the object

"金剛國裂斬!!"

... wait, WHAT?

Big Mac landed through the wheelbarrow and on the creature like a comet, his front hooves impaling the creature sending a shock wave extending from the large Farm Pony, the force meteorizing the ground, debris of dirt and wood flung away from them, and the creature's blood splattering on him and around them.

"... what the..." the murderer coughed up its own blood "... fuck?... just when things are starting to make sense... Morpheus I think I’m ready for the blue pill..."

"WHY DID YA KILL GRANNY SMITH?!"

The assassin can feel the horse's breath on his face as its head drew closer. It stinks... actually, he takes that back his breath smells awesome... he's being platonic

"AND WHY ARE YA TRYIN TO KILL APPLEJACK?!"

"Nice accent, Clint Eastwood!" Deadpool spitted on the red horse littering its cheek, next thing he know he's flying in midair again hitting a tree that stopped his tracks. He slumped on the ground with his side, his chest open, and his intestines scattered from the blow. "Wow... what the hell, man..." blood was streaming from his mouth "... are you gonna tell me you were created by a creamy pasta too?... because... I might not have the guts to hear that..."

It amuses him. Applejack is a hard working pony and he can count on her to run the farm by herself, but nobody will argue that he's the backbone of this business, almost literally. Has nopony ever wondered how he can buck entire hectares of apples all by himself?

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us!" Deadpool then pulled out two guns and aimed at the literally red necked horse, trying to work up his strength to pull the triggers. Wow, he almost forgot he has guns. This senseless killing is working its way on his common sense

"..." the creature was pointing two small... black boxes at him.. but what in tarnation are they?

"Yeah, just stand there thanks. BANG BANG BANG!!" finally summoning a little strength he was able to pull the triggers repeatedly, but because for a lack of oh I don't know blood and internal organs his aim was a little off.

The black boxes were... shooting something at him. It's like there are things exploding in it, one of those things grazed his cheek and went deep in his left shoulder "AAHH!" he let out a loud but low moan, losing strength from his left. He high-tails it back to the barn while the boxes keep shooting at him, ignoring the pain and feeling the fast explosions zip around him

"YES! RUUUN!! skedaddle outta this 'ere neighborhood ya coward!" Deadpool followed suit with his intestine dangling out of his stomach, not ceasing his fire on the fleeing horse

{{Leave that thing! We're wasting time!}}

"What? NO! my large intestine is stretched out here, and besides my swords and knife is back at that house" Deadpool just kept firing at the horse. He's not particularly proud of his aim but he still get to scare the karate-cowpony "YEES! YEEESS! I HAVE UNLIMITED BULLETS! FEAR THE POWER OF LAZY COMIC BOOK WRITING!"

Big Mac finally took cover at the barn, the wooden walls not providing him any sanctuary until he concealed himself on a large haystack at the side. The loud explosion sounds finally stopped as he hear the hoof steps of the monster attacking him in the barn

"Where'd you go huh? I know you're around here because I saw you run in!... wait, then why am I asking where'd you went? Oh, don't you just love chase clichés?"

The farmer pony took a peek out from the haystack large enough to hide him. He saw the creature walking around the barn inspecting the hole from Applejack's room dragging it's intestine along and littering its blood all over the place

Haystack. What a pathetic place to hide into. Woo, Deadpool's looking for this horse and the haystack over there sure doesn't stand out! "WELL. I give up! You obviously vanished into thin air, NO WAY you could be in this barn hiding somewhere.... in fact, I’ll move in slow motion now for dramatic effect while I’m shooting my guns at this particular haystack to vent out my frustration" he points his weapons at a particular haystack

"I'm going to murder the fuck out of this haystack. Right aboooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuut nnoooooooooow!"

Immediately he was being strangled by his own intestine. The horse came out from the haystack behind him and wrapped his neck from behind with his own shit pipe - FUCK! he faced the wrong haystack!

"Hrrey! -ACK!- I wranted -aark!- to strangrer ryou wih my intestrine! -RRACK!- NRO FAIR!!"

Big Mac wrapped another loop at the creature's neck to avoid the intestine from tearing apart. The creature dropped the black boxes and tried to release the choke from its neck using its claws but he was too strong for it. The grip would not lessen no matter how much the creature struggle - this thing killed Granny Smith! He's not going to let her die without justice

He just kept trying to lessen the grip from his shit tube - crap, of all the ways he'd die this will definitely stand out for a long time. He can feel a meme coming up

Finally the creature just seem to... stop struggling "Blerck! Arm gorna drieee!! Blerck..." it sticks out its tongue to the side and just stopped moving against his grip. Big Mac let go of the creature, letting it fall down to the floor. Something was not right... but maybe the lack of stomach finally had its effect on the monster... but still...

".... something ain't right around here..."

Is this it? Is this the end of our hero, Deadpool?... well... maybe it is.. ah fuck it, no more cliffhangers or fancy words - Deadpool's dead, Equestria is safe, deal with it. End of story

"Gotcha!"

Still lying on the floor, the creature grabbed the boxes unluckily within his reach and fired at him hitting all over his chest from under.

"AAAGH!" Big Mac didn't have enough time to let out a low scream as the explosions projectile through his body, escaping through his chest and hooves making him instantly fall down to the floor.

He never felt pain this hard before.. NEVER... plowing through the fields right now with the rusty plow would be nothing compared to what he's sitting through now... he can't die now..

"I can't believe you fell for that one haha!" the creature said between laughs, lifting itself from the ground. This thing was dead! DEAD! He saw it just die from his grasp.. albeit a.. unique death, but it died! didn't it?!

"You really expected to strangle me to death with my own gut? wahaha!!" the creature was standing in front of him taunting while his limp body lay on his side, spurting out blood from all over to the ground. "Do you even know how soft intestines are? Sure, I wanted to strangle you with it but only to piss you off with the smell!"

"Wh-Who.." the horse coughed up some blood "What... are ya..."

"Me? Well I think it's kind of late for an introduction but alright. My name is Deadpool. Like DEAD as in you will be and POOL as in of your blood" as the creature talk, he finally notice the open hole on the creature somehow... shrinking? like its growing back its lost flesh

"I have a healing factor - which means I heal like mad, man. Shoot me with a bullet, the wound will heal itself. Pulverize me with a giant hammer, my bones will heal way better than when you first tried milk. Somehow find a way to melt me, I’ll just reappear like Death has some sort of boner for me... ahaha! that one's no metaphor by the way"

He can't end like this... Granny Smith was the only one who knows what to do best in situations like this.. she was the one who always calmed his anger when he needed to

"I used to be a bad guy. Then I turned into a good guy. Then I turned into whatever I am now, which is a good guy from my perspective."

Granny Smith isn't here anymore... there's no one here except him and this monster

"You however have some explaining to do. I heard you speak Japanese a while ago, I can speak Japanese you know - Deddopūru hentai seiyoku desu! - see? and I don't say it in kanji either so people can pronounce it with me you clusterfuck"

It's been a long time since he tapped to this power. He's tried his best to avoid tapping in it, but tonight will be an exception

"Now you listen here! Just when this story is beginning to make sense you have to go in mid-air and mutter 'Kongou Kokuretsuzan' which most people will assume is Japanese for 'I'm going to fuck you up' for all they care. Now you go and tell me right now how a redneck like you get some Street Fighter moves"

"...nn..nnnope"

Ah'm sorry Granny Smith... I have ta do this

"... Alright fine! Die with your secret then!"

A quick shot to the head. Game over. And the winner of the World Warrior Tournament is Deadpool! Thank you, Thank you - you all shouldn't have aw really.. but still it sucks not to have some answers.

{{I can't stress enough how important you need to get out of here. Leave that thing already!}}

"Relax James Earl Jones, all we have to do is catch up to Appleshag and we're home free!"

{{NO! Don't you get you idiot! You let this Applejack get away minutes ago! Soon she'll be here with the rest of the Elements, you screwed up!}}

"Okay Okay! Sheesh, it's not the end of the world yet. Let me just grab my weapons upstairs and we'll think of something"

One short look back to his opponent. Whew, Horses are hard to kill! This one is lying on its side riddled with gunshot wounds all over, if he didn't shoot its brains out it'd probably stand up again. He entered the barn through the front door and saw the limp old pony corpse still resting on the rocking chair. It didn't seem like it struggled after the attack, like it just went and accepted it's fate.

{{They'll be here any minute now. Obviously you can't face them head-on - if they do reach us go straight for the woods, we'll be safer there}}

"I know, I know" walking up the stairs he entered through the hole made earlier and grabbed one of his sword on the edge of the room.

"Hey, you think that thing was made from a creamy pasta too?"

{{No. The energy around it is different from our friend earlier. But there is some... power... mildly present in it. To be quite honest I was expecting to see it further}}

Walking towards the other end of the room to grab his sword and knife, he took a glimpse at the hole on the floor made from the pounding he took earlier. Almost in full view is a pool of blood splattered all over the floor

"Power? I thought the only problem I have here is the Elements of Harmony?" picking up the other sword and knife, he sheathed the swords to his back and withdrew the knife back to his pocket. Deadpool then proceeded to the room where the other ponies jumped out from earlier and by instinct gazed at the horizon

"Whoever noticed me in this lack of light around has really good eyes. I can barely make out the tree house I saw earlier"

It's quiet around here. No birds, no crickets, no anything. It seems the only noise around here was the fight he had with Japanese redneck Neo a while ago. It's because for this very reason that he was able to hear a mob of hoof steps in the distance getting slightly louder.

{{They're here. Get out}}

"Running away time!" with that he ran back to the open room earlier and jumped down the hole to the barn. It was a large drop, but years of mildly imitating Spiderman has its perks. Quickly recovering, he sprinted to the opposite side of the barn and --

"Wait a minute" he quickly faced the spot, trying to make sense of things "What happened to--"

"Darlings, why on Equestria would you visit this late?"

Twilight and Pinkie was standing in front of Rarity at Carousel Boutique's door, immediately answering the commotion they were making that late. Luckily she wasn't asleep but working on her inspiration room all night.

"Rarity! no time to explain but--"

"RARITY!THERE'SAMONSTERONTHELOOSETHATKILLEDZECORAANDWENTAFTER--" Pinkie's panic was muffled by Twilight putting her hoof on the pink mare's mouth

"What we're trying to tell you is there's a monster on the loose and we are - wait, are you all alone here Rarity?"

"..W-Why yes Twilight, I let Sweetiebelle sleepover at Applejack's tonight - but Twilight, what is this talk about a monster?" Rarity was perplexed of all this. What could possibly be so important that Twilight and Pinkie Pie would come this late and warn her about?

Twilight continued with her hoof covering Pinkie's still muffling mouth "There's no time to explain Rarity, we have to warn the other girls - all of Ponyville is depending on us" she let go of Pinkie's mouth in which the mare became uncharacteristically silent

She grabbed rarity by her hoof pulling her from her house "B-but Twilight! Where are we going?" the white unicorn tried to calmly inquire of her, keeping up with their fast trot to wherever they are going

"To Applejack's! Fluttershy is already at the library and Rainbow Dash is too far off - we can't separate from each other, there's no telling how powerful this monster is"

"What of this monster, Twilight? What is so important that you both have to run over to the boutique and check up on me?"

"I do not know any more than you do. Pinkie Pie here told me that Fluttershy reached her first to tell what happened to Zecora and her animals"

"Pinkie Pie?" after passing through Sugarcube Corner, the white unicorn faced the pink earth pony leading the way with Twilight beside her "What happened to Zecora and the animals?"

Pinkie didn't respond - rather silent of her tonight. After a few moments Twilight took the liberty to answer her question "The monster killed them Rarity. They're gone"

"GONE?!" she in no way expected the night would turn out like this "But how?! Are you sure about this Twilight, Pinkie?"

Pinkie finally broke her silence "I didn't ask Fluttershy how it happened, as soon as she told me we ran straight to Twilight's. She fainted on the way"

"...Why on Equestria... Where is this monster now? Twilight?" Rarity was beginning to feel less composed at the moment, her voice breaking in tone "Pinkie? What does it look like?"

Ignoring Rarity's queries the mares finally reached the path to Sweet Apple Acres at the school where they saw a silhouette of two figures in the distance rushing to their direction. The girls slowed to a trot to inspect the shadowy figures closer

"It's Applejack and the crusaders!" the two other ponies glanced at Pinkie in confusion who suddenly continued to shout at the figures "Applejack! It's us!"

"Pinkie Pie?!" a loud but tired shout came from the figure in the distance - she was right, it was Applejack!

Finally they caught up with the farmer pony with Applebloom and Sweetiebelle on her back and Scootaloo on her scooter catching up just a short distance from the school. Applejack was breathing very heavily from the burden of running all the way from the farm while carrying the two ponies but she was strong enough to tell them what's happening

"Twilight! Some monster just killed Granny Smith and tried to kill all of us!"

"What?! But how could that.."

"It's true! We ran for our lives but Big Mac stayed behind and fought the monster himself!" Scootaloo took it upon herself to explain what happened "I saw it approach from the woods! It's probably on its way here!"

"Sweetiebelle, are you okay?!" Rarity rushed to her sister at Applejack's back "Your sprained your hoof! Oh dear, what happened to you girls?"

"We jumped out the window earlier to escape the monster" Everypony faced Applejack as she explain "Big Mac told us to run to Ponyville and warn all'a ya, Twilight we have ta get back there and save him!"

Twilight tried to make sense of everything - is it the same monster that attacked Fluttershy before or are there more than one monster attacking Ponyville? "Applejack, tell us what the monster looks like"

The farmer pony rushed her words "U-uh - It's tall, and uh standing on its hind legs - it has tiny claws and wearing something red and has skin like a zombie pony - look Twilight mah brother is there we have to save him!"

That description sounds familiar.. this better not be Sunset Shimmer's doing.

"Okay, Rarity take the fillies to the library while the rest of us warn Rainbow Dash"

It only took a moment for her to kindle "WHAT?!"

"Applejack we can't face the monster all by ourselves, we need--"

"NO! I ain't listenin' to yer fancy brainy talk - mah brother is there fightin' that thing and ah'm going back there to save him! Let's go Pinkie!" and with that she ran towards Sweet Apple Acres and almost immediately Pinkie Pie followed after

"WAIT! GIRLS!" Twilight faced Rarity, unsure of what to do

"You go on ahead Twilight, I’ll bring the girls to the library" The lavender alicorn nodded and followed after the two. "Girls, we have to go to the library now" the two fillies just nodded, too horrified to say anything this night while Scootaloo looked over to the ponies running to the farm

"Miss Rarity, where's Rainbow Dash?"

"Applejack! We don't know what this thing is capable of doing!"

"Of course! Exactly why I ain't leavin mah brother with it!"

"It's probably the same monster that killed Zecora and Fluttershy's animals!"

"What?!" the orange earth pony faced the alicorn behind her - not stopping her rush "A monster killed Zecora and Fluttershy's animals?!"

"Yes! It's why I think it would be best for all of us to stick together at this point!"

"Did you tell the princess already?"

"No"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU?!" the two earth ponies screamed at her in unison, making her doubt the wisdom behind her decision to not warn the princess

"I-I.. I don't know how terrible the situation is!"

"Zecora is DEAD and ya don't know how terrible the situation is?!" the girls are still frowning at her while pinkie retorts with Applejack "YEAH!"

"I'm sorry! I was hoping the situation wouldn't be this big and would be isolated at the Everfree Forest!"

They can finally see the farm despite the time of the night, they hurried to the entrance not stopping for anything. The distance between Fluttershy's cottage and Sweet Apple Acres is exremely far, if this is the same monster how could it travel between the places so fast?

"Applejack, can the monster fly?"

"What the hay are ya talkin' about Twilight? Why would ya--"

"竜巻!"
There was an explosion from the farm that caught everypony's attention. A large purple flame rocketed from the barn to the other side of the woods across the entrance of the farm.

"-What in the... What in tarnation is THAT?"

That's it. He quits. This universe can destroy itself for all he cares. Fuck all this - he's pretty content with destroying his own adjacent universes. At least he never got spinning kicked through several trees in those universes or has to worry about demon ninja ponies spawned from conveniently named food... hey wait a minute is that Akuma's theme song from MvC3 playing in the background?

It's still happening by the way - he's being spinning kicked through several trees - by a horse - that he killed earlier - while on fire - after ridiculously shouting in Japanese - while on EVIL-PURPLE fire. Go on, try to picture that in your mind for a minute. Shit, if this isn't lazy writing he doesn't know what is.

"豪昇龍拳!!" in mid strike Big Mac charged his right hoof and strikes the monster straight up its chest sending it upwards to the sky. The Goshoryuken, the move he made when he had his cutie mark by splitting several apples in half because of the force of his hoof.

"I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy♫-oof!" launching from an approximate 60° angle from the Redneck Ninja Pony™ he lands on a different part of the forest far away from the farm. Not that he can tell anyway, the trees around him are practically apple tree clones. "Hey listen wherever you are, we can talk this over - I’ll split this universe with you! we'll share it!"

He darts his head to every direction, hoping to get a glimpse of the Redneck Ninja Pony™ "Look, we'll be an unstoppable team! Deadpool Kills the Technicolor Rainbow Horses team-up with the Teenage Redneck Ninja Pony™! note the frequent use of the trademark symbol there - I call dibs on the idea!"

Atop the Apple forest, a bright light shone in the night sky

"Daniel Way and Cullen Bunn will SHIT their pants on this one, we'll even get Rob Liefield for the art!--no wait, people don't like him... look uh, we'll turn it into a pixar movie - we can have Nolan North to do the VO for me and uh.. Eddie Murphy for yours! Michael Bay can take care of the rights!"

"滅殺豪波動!!" The bright light glowed into a fiery purple, raining down a beam from its place in the sky towards the assassin below. The Messatsu Gou Hadou. A powerful surge of energy focused through a pony's hooves by using one's ki powered by the Satsui no Hado, both were taught to him by Master Fuji from the land far from the east past Griffon. Master Fuji sought for the incarnation of Akuma - the supreme master of the hoof and claimed that he found him in Ponyville and that Big Mac.. was him.

"I'd sing a song right now by Bruce Springsteen, but copyright infringement is annoying. So I’ll just go and say I'M ON FIRE! AAAAHHH!!" Deadpool rolled on the ground while screaming when the fire beam faded out from the sky, trying to douse the purple flames on him. "HUWA!HUWA!HUWAHUWAHUWA!!WAAAAAH!!!" He feels like the freakout kid from that YouTube video who shoved a remote up his ass. Still busy being on fire, he failed to notice the burning Teenage Redneck Ninja Pony™ land near his spot from the sky.

He just eyed the pathetic creature roll itself on the ground while screaming like some special needs colt. Pathetic. To think something like this killed Granny Smith... did he fail on protecting his family? He thought the past was over - why did this had to happen? Now he's losing control of himself again, he can feel the power of The Surge of Murderous Intent controlling him "Yer too weak to handle mah full power"

Oh no he DID-<cock head sideways>-IN'T! after finally dousing himself from the fires of the laser beam from God, still lying on the ground he finally faced up to the horse. The horse seem to be burning, but its body is not... cooking - like it's on fire only for dramatic effect, or it's on fire but the animator is lazy. There's a real frightening vibe around it, but totally different from the Demon Pinkie Pie earlier - this one feels like he's going to be beat down to a pulp. To complete the look the eyes seem to be glowing red, but in an evil-I’m-gonna-kill-you way instead of evil-I’m-gonna-eat-your-soul way... not sure which one he's supposed to be more terrified of now.

"Stand up and redeem yer honor by fightin' me"

Whoa! That thing's voice even sounds more evil! He'd give it a few pats on the back for out-evilling his own scary evil consciousness "Sure. Hold on, let me stand up and fight fair and--FIRE!!" he pulled out his gun from his left holster while in the missionary position minus a girl and fired at--haha! fired... get it? because the horse is on fire and he said.. ah...

The creature tried to use a black box on him again - he expected this and by using the ki of the Satsui no Hado he zipped to his side circling the assassin with tremendous speed, no magic can do the things he can as far as he knows. Zooming through the trees in wild directions now, he kicked away the imploding black boxes on the now-standing creature and bucked him through a tree.

Pathetic. This creature is Pathetic. If it didn't kill Granny Smith he would've stopped wasting his time with it long ago.

Deadpool is beginning to lose consciousness - why he has a healing factor but apparently still can feel physical pain is beyond him. He's barely standing with his back resting on the tree that got chipped. This thing spinning kicked him through several trees just a while ago, why is it holding back now? coughing up some chunks of his own blood he tried to reason with it again

"..h-hey, you thinking over the proposal? I mean, I’ll do it you know.. for the record I’m sorry I killed that granny a while ago.. no hard feelings right?"

"I.."

Deadpool cocked his head forward, waiting for an answer from the Redneck Ninja Pony™. Even when he can't feel his entire body he's sure he just dropped a package from his glory hole "...w-we'll share the profits 25/75... 75 for me naturally"

".. I am Akuma... and I will show you the meaning of pain"

That family-friendly redneck voice is seemingly absent from its voice as it pound its hooves to the ground. The flames on the horse intensified as it glide straight to our hero, his body refusing to move Deadpool accepted whatever the demon will do to him

Atop the Apple forest, a bright light shone in the night sky.
But that light was might as well be gone
Not feeling his body, it’s akin to being trapped inside a rag doll - totally powerless to move your own joints.

The purple flame covered him
Then the darkness
Though his body can't feel pain anymore, he almost sense that they're being torn apart
He can hear himself almost fading... incinerating from existence
There was no light to see it all happening - he was blind

Then he heard the sound of something tumbling on the ground, dangerously close to his ears
...It was his head..
Scrambling his eyes he begged for light to enter this place
... And it finally did

A large open space was present where the trees around them used to be. The trees around him has been torn down, every single trunk fell to directions opposite of them - even from his vantage point he can tell that he's in a perfect circle right now. His blood littered the trunks everywhere, the tattered remains of his costume sprayed on every side of the onslaught, his weapons out of sight except for one blade lying on the center the light reflecting from it piercing his eyes almost directly below his assailant.

He was just a head now. God damn it, he's only a head now. I guess you can say this is poetic justice for the stunts he pulled earlier. The horse was standing in the center his back turned to him, he thinks it's wise to play dead.

The Shun Goku Satsu. Instant Hell Murder. Big Macintosh only used this technique once, and Granny Smith made him promise to never tap in this power again. It's a dangerously powerful move that pierces through the enemy's soul - but one must fully embrace the principle of Satsui No Hadou the 'Surge of Murderous Intent' in order to learn it alone. He has not used this power for a long time, with good reason.

"The Raging Demon... Its power is unequal... It is not my hooves, but your past sins that will kill you... The more evil your past doings, the more painful your death..."

He's not going to die, haha, he has a healing factor... right?... he's not going to die now, right?

The burning red horse turned to face his decapitated head... does it know he's still alive?

"Each victory is a missed opportunity to die..."

"Big Macintosh! Big Macintosh!" the raging horse faced to the direction of the screams, there were three voices shouting in a direction from the woods. Its subtle but the flames on the red horse seems to be dying out very slowly.

"... Applejack.." slowly the flames igniting on the horse is fading out as the voices seemed louder but still distant. He recognizes the voices from anywhere - Applejack and her friends Pinkie Pie and Twilight. She came back for him.

"BIG MACINTOSH!" the three ponies followed the path of broken trees as they scream for Applejack's dear brother.

"I have never seen magic like this! A large purple flame bring down so many trees physically but not burning them? I'm sure this isn't scientifically--"

"Quit yer yap fer later Twilight when we found mah brother! BIG MAC! WHERE ARE YA?!"

Pinkie was hopping around the path, hoping she would get a glimpse of him too "Oh Big Mac! Big Maaaaac!!"

"BIG MAC!"

This is it. It's his time now. Though it is very early for him to go, he knows he can't live like this forever. There is one thing that will out-strengthen his desire to fight and continue fighting to be the best. It's love. When Master Fuji urged him to stay and train, It's his love for his family that drew him back to Equestria. He can't leave his family and friends behind for the opportunity to continue Akuma's legacy.

He's not Akuma. He's Big Macintosh.

It is extremely difficult to resist the power of Satsui No Hadou once anypony has embraced it - impossible according to Master Fuji, but he has done it before - and today will be no different. Once you have repelled your ki from the power, you will be extremely weak compared to the strength you once had and past injuries will return to your body, weakening you further.

Past injuries.

"IT'S A DEAD END!" the straight path of broken trees stopped at one end completely devoid of Big Mac and the monster "FIDDLESTICKS! Where the hay are they?!"

"BIG MAC!"

Goodbye Applejack, he'll be joining Granny Smith now. Though you might never know everything that had happened, I at least have saved everypony from this monster.
My death... is pointless... but not without honor. Take care of Applebloom. Sorry. Goodbye

The purple fire on the horse completely extinguished, it's eyes stopped glowing red and immediately it fell to its side. Almost immediately it looked like it did when Deadpool killed it, riddled with bullet holes everywhere but less blood is pouring out now.

... It's dead... what..?

"... so... good job for me, I guess?"

{{No}}

Deadpool's vision is beginning to dim.. being decapitated is taking its toll now as he quickly lose his grip on his thoughts

"..holy...shit... am.. am I really... dying?"

{{Sort of..}}

Sort of? He's been decapitated a lot of times before. It's true that you get to stay conscious for a while assuming you got lucky or got used to the shock. You'll faint eventually, but it feels more like going to sleep instead of... losing your grip on your mind like he's feeling now..

[[Haha! That was a FUN fight! That was sooo cool!!]]

He can hear her voice but can't understand what she said and where it's coming from. He can't see her but it's maybe on account of losing his vision

[[You should've seen yourselves back there! Big Mac was like - wooshwooshwooshwoosh! while he was spinning kicking you destroying the trees and you were like - bangbangbangbangbang! - and he was like - wataaa! kick your black box while I scream in a different language! - and you were like - ow ow ow! let's make a movie! hahahaha!!]]

She's giggling. Fuck. He's dying out here and someone's laughing about it?... wait, never mind.

[[hahaha! oh sweet Celestia that was amazing!... oh and you're about to die too, but you should've seen yourself, that was ammaaziing!!]]

Can't...fucking...understand...anything...

[[Oh dear, I think she heard me.... Oh well! let's get you outta here in a jiffy!]]

Mind.. getting.. blank... hate... creamy.. pastas..

"Over here girls! I heard something here! Hurry!"

"Pinkie hold on! Wait for us!"

[[Let's go Casanova!]]

"COME ON! QUICK!"

Pinkie Pie was hopping very fast for Twilight and Applejack to follow. She claimed she heard some noise somewhere far off, but they didn't hear a thing since the purple flame.

"QUICK! We don't have much time!"

Whatever Pinkie heard it sure is a long way off, there is no way she could have heard something so far away

"HURRY! Time isn't on our side!"

"Darn it Pinkie, we git what yer sayin' already! just lead the way!"

"Sorry!"

After a long period of hopping she finally stopped at one point where light seem to reflect from it. Twilight and Applejack was a short distance off before they finally caught up with her. Gasping for air and immediately regretting it because of the foul smell within, they both entered the dimly lighted spot Pinkie did before them.

".. oh... sweet Celestia..." Twilight's was the first voice to enter the scene

Little patches of fire surrounded the ground littered with blood, red cloth, and wood debris that could only be from the tumbled trees surrounding the perimeter all over. It was a bloody mess, red streaks splattered all around the trees at the scene, there were flesh hanging from some branches and a sword placed parallel to the body of Big Macintosh lying on the ground riddled with small wounds all over his body

"..oh.. Big Macintosh!" Applejack finally ran and wrapped her hooves around his body, her tears flowing down heavily from her face. She wailed there on the spot, her gaze darting to every direction on Big Macintosh's body. She should have stayed with Big Mac, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

"Oh Big Mac! I'M SORRY! Ah shouldn't have left ya in the farm!" she buried her head to her hooves and mourned for him, knowing there's nothing she can do

Twilight and Pinkie just stood there watching Applejack. They all lost Zecora, Fluttershy lost her animals, and now Applejack lost Granny Smith and Big Mac. Why was this monster targeting their loved ones? And how could it have killed so many in so little time? Is this even the same monster?

"Something is not right around here. The splattered blood all over this place doesn't seem to be from Big Macintosh. Where were all these red cloth came from?"

Everypony looked again at their surroundings, with Applejack still sobbing.

"Big Mac's body is intact. The litter here came from somepony else..." Twilight faced Pinkie Pie "Pinkie, what did you hear over here anyway?"

"I thought I heard somepony laughing here. I was sure."

"You're sure?"

"Yes, Twilight! I really did!"

...How... how could she hear somepony laughing here when she and Applejack didn't hear a thing?

Facing back the carnage "From the looks of it, it seems like... something exploded here. Maybe it was the monster earlier, we don't know."

"Twilight..." the two ponies granted their attention back to the yellow earth pony, her lighter mane and hooves stained with little streaks of blood from her brother's body "I reckon it's time to tell the princess now?"

"... It's time."