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// Articulate - Jadeile 
// Story: Chaos and Sunshine: the Discord x Celestia Group Collab 
// by The Princess Rarity 
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”Eugh! What is-- who-- why-- argh! Discord!”

Not a pleasant way for the Princess of the Night to enter her chambers. She didn't even know what she had stepped on but it was slimy and squishy and it honked for no logical reason. The last part was why she had immediately came to the conclusion that it was Discord's doing.

Speak of the devil, the draconequus flashed into the room instantly, looking groggy and his mane standing up, like he had just woken up. He glared at Luna and pushed her aside rudely, picking up the... green... goo. And pet it sadly.

“Luna! You did not just step on my pet pudding!” he snarled and glared at her tiredly.

Luna's mouth opened and closed a few times as she tried to form out a proper answer to that.

“Your-- IT WAS IN MY CHAMBERS!” she yelled.

“Was! Yes, that's correct, he was! You killed him, you clumsy mare!”

“IT'S A PUDDING! IT. IS. A. DAMNED. PUDDING!”

“OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO ARTICULATE CLEARLY, HOW SMART OF YOU! MAKES ME FEEL ALL BETTER ABOUT THIS!”

“YOU INSOLENT FOAL!”

“MURDERER!”

“THAT MAKES NO SENSE!”

“BIG SURPRISE, I USUALLY DON'T!”

“GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”

“MAKE ME!”

“DON'T MIND IF I--”

There was a poof of magic as Celestia teleported into the room, her mane a huge mess and her eyes screaming tiredness and anger caused by it.

“SHUT UP! Luna, apologize to Discord! Discord, get back to our room! I need my sleep if I'm going to rise the sun in the morning!” she growled and gave them both a fierce look, making the arguing pair take a step back and look at her with wide eyes.

There was a thick quietness in the air for a moment before Luna looked down at her feet and muttered something that sounded a little bit like an apology. Discord mumbled something that sounded kind of like an acceptance of the apology. Celestia nodded sternly and teleported away.

Discord and Luna fidgeted on their spots for a moment longer just to be sure it was safe, then looked at one another.

“Let's not wake her up like that again”, Luna said. Discord nodded.

“Agreed”, he said.

There was a moment of understanding between them.

Then Discord threw the pudding at her face before teleporting away with a cackle.

“YOU SONOVA--!”