Ben Drowned in Friendship

by The System


Operation Evacuate Ponyville

"Come Princesses, with me!"

"Where is Twilight?"

"Over here! Don't worry, I'm fine!"

"It just had to be zombies, didn't it!?"

Stupid Zambees. Why did Zecora have to try a crazy-ass potion to bring back the dead?!

Now we're all screwed.

"Come this way-Nope! Other way, other way!"

"BEN!!!"

"Its Rainbow Dash!"

"Ben, help me!"

She was perched on a dead tree surrounded by zombie ponies.

Hold on, is that...

Heh, the Happy Mask Salesman became a zombie, too.

Double kill.

"Hold on! I gotta go get her!"

"Don't worry about us, Ben. We can stand our ground."

"Ok. Don't panic, Dashie! I'm coming!"

I need something more efficient.

*zing!*

M16A4. Full mag. Awesome.

*Ratatatatatatatatatat!*

*click*

One bullet for one brain.

"Come on, Dashie!"

"Right behind you!"

"Come come!"

"Right!"
"Ok!"

"Come on, we need to evacuate everyone out of Ponyville to Canterlot! I can think of what to do there."

"But how will we get everypony there?"

Suddenly, a British accent from behind.

"I think I can help!"

"Doctor!"
"Doctor!"
"Doctor!"

"Doctor?"

"Come on, if we can get everyone in the TARDIS, I can take us straight to Canterlot!"

"Good idea!"

Operation Evacuation is a go.