Ben Drowned in Friendship

by The System


The L33t in the Library

THE NEXT DAY

I'm so frickin l33t.

I'm alive again, AND I still have my ghastly powers.

That's just frickin boss, man.

Anyways, they sent me and a letter to Twilight stating that see has full custody over me.

As if.

Looks like she's waking up.

I've been drawing pictures of Majora all night for no reason, like a 5 year old. Not saying the drawings are that of a 5 year olds, but they're actually expertly drawn.

I wanna see her reaction.

"Ugh, you're still awake?"

"Haven't slept for years, and I'm still alive, so I think it's normal."

"What's with all the drawings, Ben?"

I forgot to tell you about Spike.

Let me tell ya, really bothersome.

"These are all drawings of Majora."

"Who?"

Of course you don't have Legend of Zelda, just let me snap your necks.

Geez.

"Just a character I made up."

"Whatever."

"Hey I was wondering-"

There was suddenly 'somepony' trying to break the frickin door down.

Who pounds that hard on a door? Probably someone who hates doors. Or whoever is out there.

"Hey Twilight! I'm here for the next chapter of Daring Do!"

Oh no. Not her.

Twilight last night told me about all her friends, but I didn't want to meet this one next!

Maybe as last.

"Hold on."

She went to the door and gave the greeting I hoped not to hear.

"Morning, Rainbow Dash! Come right in!"

The rainbow-headed freak trotted into the library, looking around in all directions before looking straight at me.

"What and who is that?"

"Hello to you too, Dashie."

"He is a human, and his name is Ben."

"How long has he been here?"

"I've been on this planet for about 2 days."

24 hours remain.

She looked a me for a moment before going back to the reason she was here.

"So you have the next book, right?"

"Yup! Right over here."

As far as I can tell, I'm still l33t.