//------------------------------// // The Buscus Night Ever! // Story: My Little Tobuscus // by Velociraptor //------------------------------// "Hey gurl wat u doin standin on the corner readin a book thats illegal." Toby said as he walked up to Twilight who was reading a book. "Tobuscus what are you wearing to the Gala" Gabe said as he struted out of the Carousel Boutique wearing his new suit. "Nothin Gabuscus. I'm free Gabuscus can't you see me with a diamond sword that I can't afford with the ford and had to fight a horde of girls cause my mom got me some axe body spray so I eat hay today, so I'm actually wearing my Tobuscus hoodie huh Gabuscus I can't belive they had my size, considering it was an axe shop." Toby said putting on a hoodie that matched his skin color. "Fine Tobuscus as long as you don't go naked I'm ok." Gabe said, "Twilight I'm here with my mouse friends, are sure they'll be ok." Fluttershy said as she floated down to the ground with two mice upon her back . To answer this question Toby "It's like theres a sign and It's like...saying that.uh it says WARNING SAFETY AHEAD because it's a warning of safety." "Nev-never mind Twilight I think it would be better if they just stay inside and stay away from somepony." Fluttershy looked nerviously at Tobuscus who at the time was talking to Gabuscus. "I'm telling you Gabuscus I should get a grave for Barold, we can have a funeral. In fact I have his Enderpearl and his favourite drink, water." Toby stated mentioning the death of his enderman roommate. "Tobuscus for the last time he wasn't real, it's a game" " Gabuscus thats not what my girlfriend thinks." " Girlfriend? Just because you played Little Big Planet 2 with IJustine doesn't make her your girlfriend" " I wasn't talking about her I was talking about Nurse 2 who lives in Canada." " Canada's the land where fake girlfriends live." " Then how do Canadian's have real girlfriends made of matter Gabuscus?" "....." "I always win Gabuscus, they don't call it Tobuscus sucks at games for nothing............OH GOD DANGIT." "Not that I want to interrupt your conversation, but we need to get to the Gala and soon" Twilight said as the two colts stopped their conversation. "Uuuuuuhhhhhh fine." Toby said as he dropped his head. "Well you better start guiding the carrige gentlecolts." Rarity said getting up next to Toby and Gabe. "I don't wanna" Toby replied. "But you simply must darling it's the only way." Rarity made her eyes turn like that of a puppy's. Tobuscus then took out a portal gun. "Where did you get that?" Gabe asked staring at Toby "Santa." Toby replied. He lifted the gun up shot the blue portal at Canterlot and the orange one at the ground right in front of them. "Wheeeouww" Toby said as he jumped into the blue portal, since Canterlot was located on a mountain he flew out the orange portal at an amazing speed right into the castle. "OH GOD DANGIT, WHAT A BUFFLING BUCKET OF BLAZING BALLS!" "Should we go help him?" AJ said as she noticed what just happend to Tobuscus. "Wait, how can we hear him he's in Canterlot" Rarity stated disregarding AJ's question. "This is a Tobuscus problem he's been in worse situations" Gabe stated as he started to hitch himself up to the carrige. As they reached the front gates to the castle Toby came charging at them, "Gabuscus its like were on another planet, I think the gravity different, I feel lighter" Toby said "No it's still the same planet you just lost a gallon of blood when you hit the castle." Gabuscus replied pointing at the large gash on Toby's head. A roaring then broke out in the crowd. Twilight: At the gala Choir: At the gala Fluttershy: At the gala, in the garden I'm going to see them all. All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the gala~! Choir: At the gala Fluttershy: All the birdies and the critters They will love me, big and small We'll become good friends forever right here at the Gala~! Choir: All our dreams will come true, right here at the Gala! At the Gala! Applejack: At the gala, (Choir: it's amazing) I will sell them (Choir: that you heard of) all my appletastic treats! (Choir: yummy yummy) Hungry ponies (Choir: give us samples), they will buy them (Choir: we will buy them) caramel apples, apple sweets! (Choir: Gimme some) And then earn a lot of money for the Apple Family~! Choir: All our dreams and our hopes from now until here after. All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala. At the Gala! Rarity: At the gala, all the royals they will meet fair Rarity They will see on just as regal at the Gala~! Choir: At the Gala Rarity: I will find him, my prince charming And how gallant he will be. He will treat me like a lady, tonight at the Gala~! Choir: This is what we've been waiting for to have the best night ever. Each of us will live our dreams tonight at the Gala! At the Gala Dash: Been dreaming, I've been waiting to fly with those great ponies. The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks Spinning 'round and having kicks. Perform for crowds of thousands. They'll shower us with diamonds! The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala~! Choir: All we've longed, for all we've dreamed, our happy ever-after. Finally will all come true here at the Grand Gala! At the Gala! Pinkie: I'm here at the Grand Gala, for it is the best party. But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Pinkie. For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree. Ponies playing, ponies dancing with me at the Grand Gala~! Choir: Happiness and laughter at the Gala. At the Gala! Twilight: At the Gala, (Choir: At the Gala) with the princess (Choir: with the princess) is where I'm going to be (Choir: She will be) We will talk all about magic, and what I've learned and seen. (Choir: She will see) It is going to be so special, as she takes time just for me~! Toby: I'm a pony pony. She's a pony pony. We are pony ponies. Dragons arent pony ponies. He's a phony phony. Cuz he's not a pony pony (Choir: What is he talking about?) Sugar cane says no to drugs, but when he gets home he sees his brother taking drugs he says "NO" brother says "bro" sugar cane tells his mom they have a talk the brother goes to a strip club then goes to a pub, but can't over-come his add-ic-tion he wants to get back on drugs, but he settles for hugs. and that is your ed-u-cation, but I'm not done yet so don't fret Tobuscus is here grab an ear eat a dear near a saftey torch, but watch out cause that bed will murder you and dont forget it dangerous to go alone so go with al capone, shoot the PHONE no I'm alone again, but I remember I simple time which I could dine on pigs IN HELL~! (Choir: That was really weird) Choir: This will be the best night EVER~! Choir: Into the Gala we must go we're ready now, we're all a glow Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever. Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine. *Choir in the background *Fluttershy and Twilight: Into the Gala Fluttershy: Meet new friends *Fluttershy, Twilight, and Applejack: Into the Gala Applejack: Sell some Apples *Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack and Rarity: Into the Gala Rarity: Find my prince *Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Dash and Pinkie: Prove I'm great Dash: As a Wonderbolt is *Fluttershy: To meet *Applejack: to sell *Rarity: to find *Dash: to prove *Pinkie: to woo *Twilight: to talk Choir: Into the Gala, into the Gala And we'll have the BEST NIGHT EVER! At the Gala "Gabuscus why didn't you sing?" Toby asked as Gabuscus intered the Hall of Important Pony Artifacts "Tobuscus lets put it like this I am a normal pony normal ponies sing when singing is needed their was no singing needed so I didn't sing." Gabe replied as he kept a carefull eye on Toby who was at the time looking at a majestic looking sword that shimmerd in the light, oh and it was made of diamonds. "Tobuscus don't you dare do what I think your going to do!" Gabuscus knew that Toby was going to break into the display case that held Captin Enderhooves's Diamond Sword that slayed the evil god Solaris. As Gabe turned away to look into the ball room that contained Pinkie singing the Pony Pokie, he heard a large sound behind him, followed by somepony singing something that he could easily make out. "I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword. You can not afford ford my diamond sword sword I can swing my sword, sword cause I am the lord lord of swinging swords swords. Welcome to my manner manner where I canna canna swing swing my sword sword I can swing my sword, sword. I can in the manner manner swing-this, swing-this sword sword, swing it in a manner manner that you can not ignore ingnore I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword. I can swing my sword, swwwwwoooooooord." As Toby finished singing he saw Gabuscus holding up a marble column and a destroyed sculpture of Princess Luna on the ground, coinciedently this was the only sculpture of Luna in the castle. * * * After the fiasco at the gala the mane six, and Gabuscus went to a doughnut shop where they found spike, Princess Celestia then walked in and stated something awful happend to their friend Tobuscus. "Twilight Sparkle and friend come with me quickly," They then rushed of into the castle, Princess Celestia then began to speak. "The story I am about to tell you, must not be spoken to anypony, but you eight. Millions of years ago before Luna or I existed their was an evil god that rose the sun named Solaris who ruled with an Iron hoof and would kill anypony who disobeyed him on the spot, he had a son that rose the moon named Nightingale who wanted to rule more than anything, to do this Nightingale went to the leader of the rebelion Captin Enderhoof and told him how to sneak into the castle to kill his father. And so Enderhoof snuck into the castle and killed Solaris with his legendary diamond sword. Solaris had cast a spell on himself that if he were ever to die all his power would go to his son. As soon as Nightingale obtained his father's power he summoned three of five types of terifflying pony-like monsters, one had an unhinged jaw, the second one is blind and a blade on it's fore hooves, the third one lives in the water, the fourth is like a wall of flesh, and the fifth is skinny and has a wheel around it's neck. To continue with the story Nightingale then captured Enderhoof and put him in a maze that is almost immpossible to make it through, Enderhoof made it out, but he was certifibly insane. Though he was still able to kill Nightingale who pushed Enderhoof back into the maze and then killed by the invincinble monsters. Nightingale had a fail safe though the maze was enginered to asorb the bodies of the ponies that die there once one hundred ponies die he shall be rezurected. This is where my sister Luna comes in Nightingale also cast a spell that only the ruler of the moon could open the gates of the maze. And so when Luna became godess of the moon she could now open the gates, she never thought of this until she became corupt and threw ninty eight ponies in their and your friend Tobuscus made Luna mad when he broke her sculpture, a small part of her heart is still corupt as well, if your friend dies in their then Nightingale will be rezurected and the elements of harmony may not be enough to stop him and his demonic forces. We must hope that Tobuscus doesn't die in the most terrifying game ever made Lunesia."