(SiC) Part 1 - Ain't Want No Yeller Ponies 'Round Here

by Brian Jacko


Applejack Takes a Trip to the Bank

Applejack trotted happily over to the bank. She was whistling a bluegrass tune as she went about her way. It was a beautiful day and the sun was shining warmly down on her. There was not a single cloud in the bright blue sky and Applejack felt as if nothing could go wrong today. She had an envelope in her saddle bag that had all of the bits that she collected from a whole week's worth of working at the bar. Applejack was just about to enter the door to the bank, when she suddenly, she felt a hoof tap on her shoulder. She turned around to see a yellow pony holding the envelope full of money that she had put in her saddle bag. She was horrified that it was the same yellow pony that she kicked out of the bar a few days ago.

The yellow mare became very nervous when Applejack turned around because she realized that she was the same pony who worked at the racist bar.

Applejack began to cry out to the public for help. "HELP! Thief! A yeller pony is tryin' to steal my money!"

The yellow pony began to panic and dropped the envelope full of money to the ground. "Oh no! This fell out of your saddle bag and I just wanted to return it the rightful owner. I'm so sorry if you took it the wrong way."

Applejack continued to act hysterical because her own racist mind was exaggerating things again.

Suddenly, a police pony, who was inside, guarding the bank, quickly walked out of the door.

Applejack took notice of him and cried out. "Help me officer! This no good rotten yeller pony took my money from me! Put her in jail!"

The police pony bent down and picked up the envelope. He then handed it back to Applejack and said, "I saw the whole thing happen, Miss. Your envelope accidently fell out of your bag and this pony was kind enough to pick it up and she just wanted to give it back to you. There is no need to be upset."

Applejack took the envelope back and stuck it in her saddle bag. "I can't believe yer defendin' a yeller pony officer! Ya know they all have hidden agendas and motives. I think yer mistaken her fer her true intent! What is this world comin' too? I bet the only reason she is here, is to rob the bank in the first place!" Applejack turned her back to them and walked into the bank.

The little yellow pony began to cry at the awful assumptions that Applejack had made.

The police pony hushed her and praised her for her good deed. He took her next store and bought her a doughnut, topped with extra sprinkles, to cheer her up.