//------------------------------// // The Great Boom-Boom // Story: Pinkie Pie Gets Amplified! // by Brian Jacko //------------------------------// Princess Celestia slammed the bottle of pills on the table in her palace. She put her hoof to her head in distress and said, "My royal servants! I have had a very busy and stressful day. I need some pampering right now. I would like a massage followed by a bubble bath. I need extra bubbles tonight!" The servants bowed and lead her into the spa room. When Princess Celestia was finished with her pampering massage at the spa, she walked out and was getting ready to take a bubble bath. Princess Celestia looked at the table where she put the pills down and noticed that they were now missing. "It probably just rolled off the table and is on the ground. I'll look for it later." Princess Celestia entered her royal bath room. The royal servants had already filled the bathtub with water that was tested with a thermometer to make sure it felt just right. The servants added lots of extra bubbles to the bath tonight and the Princesses most favorite rubber ducky that she named Xuxa, was sitting on the ledge of the bathtub just begging to be squeezed. The Princess slowly got into the tub and laid back against the wall. A royal servant holding a silver platter that had a fancy cup of wine on top came over and bowed before the Princess. Princess Celestia used her magic to levitate the cup and took a sip. Suddenly, the Princess became a bit gassy and let out a rather unlady like sound from below the waters surface. Princess Celestia turned her head over to the royal servant who was trying to contain his laughter. He looked over and saw that the Princess was staring at him. "I thought we had added enough bubbles to the bath tub. I didn't know you wanted to add some more yourself." "Watch your tongue. You're lucky you're one of my favorite servants here, otherwise, I'd have your head for such a wise crack remark," the Princess said. The servant bowed low before the Princess and apologized. He then left the bathroom and Princess Celestia was now alone. The Princess gave a playful punch on Xuxa's beak with her hoof. Life was back to normal now. She suddenly remembered that she had forgotten to check up on her sister, because Princess Luna was taking care of her royal duties while she had to make an emergency visit to Ponyville. She also remembered that she needed to order that massive pile of dynamite to be removed from Ponyville. Princess Celestia was not in the mood to call out for her servants at the moment. She felt there was no immediate danger right now. She shrugged a bit and picked up her little rubber ducky in-between her two front hooves. She smiled with glee as she squeezed him and the little plastic ducky let out an adorable sounding squee. She looked out the window that overlooked the land of Canterlot and Ponyville. A cool breeze swept inside the room. Princess Celestia inhaled the fresh air and it relaxed her even more. She used her magic to turn on the special feature of the duck and a loud buzzing sound could be heard. The tip of its tail was now vibrating. She put the duck underneath the bubbles and rolled her eyes upwards with pleasure. Princess Luna grinned an insanely psychotic smile as she stood before a giant mound of explosives. She took out a bottle of pills that she had found in the palace and took off the cap. She popped another pill into her mouth and swallowed. She looked at the ground and noticed that there were random items scattered all across the ground near the explosives. Her eyes focused in on a box of matches. She opened up the box and looked inside. There was one single match stick left inside. She began to giggle madly and took out the match stick. She struck the match several times against her hoof and the match lit up. "This seems like a good and fun idea!" she said. She bent down and lit the fuse up, and began laughing hysterically. Within a few seconds a loud explosion rocked the land of Ponyville and the entire town was blown to smithereens. Princess Celestia had the rubber ducky back into her hooves again. The moment Princess Celestia squeezed her rubber ducky a second time, that explosion went off perfectly on time and in sync with the sound of the squee from Princess Celestia's rubber ducky. The Princesses eyes grew wide in horror as she looked out the window and saw the gigantic explosion that took place right before her very own eyes. She then looked down at the innocent looking little rubber ducky and said, "Oh my Xuxa, did you make that happen? I know that you can rock my world when it comes to explosions, but I didn't see that coming." Suddenly, a royal guard burst through the door and fell on his face before the Princess. He picked his head up and said. "My Princess! Please forgive my intrusion of your privacy, but Princess Luna left a note saying that she found some pills and that she was going out to have some fun. A blast has rocked the entire village of Ponyville, and we fear that she may have gone down with that blast, as well as the entire town's population!" Princess Celestia face hoofed for a moment and sighed. She then picked her head back up and started to laugh. "Well, I didn't really like my sister much anyway. We all know the sun is more important than the moon anyway, right? Princess Celestia got up and stuck her rear end out at the guard. She wiggled her flank back and forth in front of the guard's face and said, "All hail my mighty sun butt!" The guard stood there with confusion written all over his face as he stared at Princess Celestia's cutie mark on her flank. He then perked up and saluted the Princess and said, "You're absolutely right my Princess! Your sun is magnificent! Who needs the moon when we have your sun shining brightly for us every day?! All hail the mighty sun butt!" Princess Celestia grinned again and said, "It looks like we'll have to find some new subjects to be my elements of harmony. I really didn't care too much for them. Pinkie Pie can't ever seem to shut her loud mouth and she always seems to eat all of my food. Applejack smells like horse manure. Rainbow Dash is an arrogant fool. Rarity is a big whiney cry baby. Twilight Sparkle thinks she knows everything, and Fluttershy....." Princess Celestia paused for a moment while trying to figure out a valid excuse to hate on Fluttershy. "Fluttershy is just a weakling and a pushover. We need some real heroes around here! I guess we can start looking tomorrow." The guard saluted her again and asked, "Would you like us to send out search teams for any survivors?" The Princess shrugged in a nonchalant manner. "Sure, why not," she said. The guardspony bowed again and said, "Are you upset by this tragedy at all my Princess? Is there anything I can possibly do for you?" Princess Celestia put her hoof to her chin and was deep in thought. "Actually, yeah, you can. I think I could use another Prozac pill and also, Mr. Xuxa demands that we fill up the bathtub with more magical bubbly goodness!" Princess Celestia brought the rubber ducky closer to the guards face and squeezed him tightly. The sound of the little squee that came out of the rubber ducky made Princess Celestia giggle madly. The end.