The Legend of Derpy Hooves

by DerbyHooves123


Equestria's Future

As soon as Trixie’s hoof pressed the button, a beam of light sailed from the screwdriver, and hit the bonds chaining Doctor Whooves to the concrete. The chains released him, and the Doctor knocked Trixie aside and grabbed his Sonic Screwdriver, as the blue unicorn collided with a concrete wall with a sickening crunch. Not pausing to check on her, the Doctor aimed his Sonic Screwdriver at the Master.
“Oh no you don’t!” The Master roared, and leapt at the Doctor. The caramel colored pony skillfully jumped out of the way, his hooves hitting the marble hard, and making a large banging noise.
“So, I’ve met my match huh Master?” The Doctor said smugly.
“Oh yes!” The Master sneered, “BEHOLD!” The Master raised up a device the looked strangely like...
“A Sonic Screwdriver!” The Doctor gasped.
“No, a LASER SCREWDRIVER!” The Master grabbed the Laser Screwdriver in his teeth, and a instead of the blue light that came from the Sonic Screwdriver, a red light came from this. The Doctor smirked, and dove out of the way as the beam of light sailed towards him.
“NO!” The Master shrieked as he realized what was going to happen.
The laser connected with the Transfer Device, and it exploded into a thousand tiny fragments.
“TRIXIE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SHOW PONY, FIX IT!” Wailed the Master. Trixie didn’t reply. She had been knocked unconscious.
“A thousand curses Doctor!” The Master shook his hoof angrily at the Doctor, “I will devise another plan, just you wait!” The Doctor stared at him, and then laughed.
“Yes, well, good day to you Master,” The Doctor said, “Now exuse me, I need to go back to the TARDIS!”
“It’s too late.”
“Pardon?”
“It’s too late,” The Master repeated, a terrible smile twisting on his face, “I know what you want Doctor, but you have failed!”
“What do you mean!” The Doctor asked casually, although fear was nipping at his heart.
“The Quadrature Angles!” The Master rasped, “They have passed! The sun, moon, and earth were lined up five minutes ago! Now they have passed!”
“Great, just great,” The Doctor grumbled, “That was your plan after all wasn’t it? That machine didn’t serve any purpose! You just wanted my plan to save Derpy fail, didn’t you?” He guessed.
“Oh no, it served purpose, I just hoped you’d brought your Unicorn friend with you....”
“Errrghh!”
“You must swear not to tell anyone Doctor! Swear to time you will not!”
“But of course Master!”
And with that, the Doctor turned his back on the Master and trotted out the door.


It took the Doctor nearly an hour to find his way out of the Master’s lair. When he finally found the exit (A long flight of stairs that led to a set of double doors) he was panting, and extremely irritated. The doctor threw open the double doors, and landed back on all four hooves, and walked outside into the fresh air.
First thing the Doctor noticed. The air was not fresh. It smelled like gunpowder and pain.
YOU!
Second thing he noticed: Nightmare Moon was back.She cracked the pavement as she hit the ground next to the Doctor who merely smiled.
“Good evening Princess Luna!”
I AM NOT PRINCESS LUNA ANYMORE!” Luna screamed, “YOUR PRINCESS REQUESTS THAT YOU MUST CALL HER NIGHTMARE MOON ONCE AGAIN!
“Ah, so what made you into Nightmare Moon once again?” The Doctor frowned.
‘Twas Hasbro!” Luna snapped, “The wretched humans stopped putting us on a show ever since Derpy Hooves’s demise! Derpy was a faithful subject of mine. The Mail Mare! Brought me many requests from stallions for me to marry them.” Luna let out a dreamy sigh, and the Doctor recoiled, looking disgusted, “Then Derpy stopped giving me those letters, and some low class stallion started doing the job. IT WAS THEN WHEN I REALIZED HOW FOOLISH I WAS TO SETTLE INTO THIS LIFE, WHEN IT DID NOT NEED A PRINCESS! WE DID NOT NEED ONE BECAUSE THERE WERE ALREADY RULES TO START WITH! SO I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO TRY AND GET RID OF MY SISTER, FOREVER! MUHAHAHA!
“And have you succeeded?” The Doctor asked, and Luna smirked.
Yes I have!” She announced, “No Princess was needed after I sealed Celestia into the moon!”
“Just as you had been sealed!” The Doctor murmured.
You are a bright one! What is your name?” Luna asked suddenly.
“Er, Doctor Whooves,” He answered uncertainty. (It is a well known fact the Doctor doesn’t like revealing his identity)
Ah, the one they call ‘the Doctor is it?” Luna said, “Yes I remember you, but you disappeared a hundred years ago! And such, STEP FORWARD TWILIGHT SPARKLE!” The purple unicorn trotted up beside Luna, except for she wasn’t a Unicorn anymore.
Celestia’s faithful student, now Nightmare Moon’s favorite slave,” Luna said, running a hoof under Twilight’s chin. Twilight glared at Luna, and slapped her hoof away, “She needs to grow into it. Anyways, Twilight Sparkle has been overcome with grief, ever since her friend’s deaths. Now Doctor Whooves, I have made Twilight Sparkle into the unthinkable!
“Please help!” Twilight whispered to the Doctor, “Please!”
“I can’t,” The Doctor muttered back, “This is much too complicated for me to handle, but I am almost certain that Nightmare Moon will go back to Princess Luna, and free Princess Celestia from the moon.”
“OK.”
NOW BEHOLD, A REAL SLAVE OF IMMORTALITY!” Luna screamed. And her horn began to glow.
“Please don’t make her do that without her own free will!” The Doctor said shielding his eyes from whatever may happen.
“What do you mean?” Luna asked suddenly.
“Well, I'm not quite sure she wants to show that off.” The Doctor said.
‘Tis no problem to me!” Luna announced, “Ahem, NOW BEHOLD, A REAL SLAVE OF IMMORTALITY!” The Doctor put his hoof back on the ground, and opened his eyes as Luna ripped two wings from Twilight’s side open with her telekinesis.
“Your, your an Alicorn!” The Doctor gasped. And slowly, Twilight Sparkle nodded.