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// Bonus chapter! 
// Story: The shrinking Pegasus 
// by Mrchibivampire 
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Discord was laying in his hospital bed, waiting for the story to continue. “So, Lulu didn't you have something you wanted to ask me?” Much to Discord surprise Luna was nowhere to be seen and neither was Celestia. He was all alone in a white space that had nothing but him and a hospital bed in it. 

“What the heck is going on? This was not in the script! That lazy excuse for an author…...Grrr!” Discord broke out from the empty text document and appeared inside the authors home. He explored the house, but found no trace of the author. “Where the heck is that guy?” 

The front door opened and the author walked inside. He was whistling a merry tune as he walked into his kitchen. He put down his bag of groceries onto the kitchen table and started unloading them. “I got bacon, I got cheese, I got lamburges and fries, they will be my dinner tonight!” The author signed as he unpacked. 

The author turned around and he was meet by Discord who had showed his arms so far into his ears that they had come out on the opposite side of his head. “Hello, Discord! I was not expecting you to come by today.” The author walked over to his fridge and got out a bottle of carbonated water. He poured himself a glass and quickly drank it down. “Can I tempt you with a glass of water?” 

“Shut your piehole! You know why I’m here!” Discord pointed an accusing finger at the Author. 

The Author stroked his thinking beard. “I actually got no clue. You tend to show up whenever you feel like it.” 

Discord flailed his arms around in frustration. He was so annoyed that he was unable to form proper words. “Gah duhb ragh ga! Smaghagaga moshagadorababa!” Steam shot out from his nostrils as he continued his onslaught of nonsense. 

The Author pulled out a chair, sat down, grabbed his water and took a sip. *Slurp* “Go on.” He motioned with his left hand. *Slurp* 

Discord stared into the Author’s eyes.“Why aren't you writing the next chapter?!” He said with a growl. 

The Author nonchalantly pushed Discord out of his face. “So that’s what this is about. Honestly, Discord don’t you have any patience?” 

Discord once again pointed his finger at the Author.“YOU HAD ME COUGHING BLOOD FOR ONE AND A HALF MONTHS! YOU…...You…..you Lamburglar!” 

The Author took a moment to process what Discord just said. Once the hamster in his brain started running he smacked his fist softly into the palm of his other hand. Oh, I get it! Lamburglar instead of hamburglar! Since I brought home lamburgers. Hahahahaha. Oh you. You are a such a hoot!” 

Discord’s left eye started twitching and he grabbed the Author by the beard on his chin. “OW! OW! OW! NOT THE BEARD! NOT THE BEARD! I BEG YOU! SPARE THE BEARD!” 

Discord grinned menacingly and laughed like a madman. “Mwahahahaha!” He then ripped the authors beard from his chin and ate it. *Gulp* “You’ll get this back once the story is finished. 

“AHHHHH! You douche! Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow that thing?!” The Author stroked his now naked chin. “Cold…...so very cold.” 

“Ehhh. Not to ruin the funeral, but I would hurry up If I were you. Your beard won’t last long in my stomach.” Discord said as he twirled his own beard. 

“I hate you so much right now.” 

Discord snapped his finger and dissolved himself into water. The Author quickly stuffed the rest of his groceries into his fridge. He walked upstairs and sat down by his computer. “I was going to continue this anyway!” He shouted. 

Discord’s laughter echoed through his house and slowly faded away. “The Author poured himself some more water and started typing.