//------------------------------// // A Choice // Story: The God of Hellfire - Choose Your Own Adventure! (Alpha) // by RyanPAPP //------------------------------// Aww shiet, son. You've challenged Tom Cruise to a good-'ol-fashioned fist fight! You leap out of the window with superpony strength and tackle Tom Cruise! He thrusts you off and shouts: "If it's a brawl you want, it's a brawl you'll get!" The Tomster then pushes you down, puts you in a headlock, and then bites your ear. You suddenly realize you've made a horrible mistake. "Say Uncle! SAY UNCLE!" Tom screams, headbutting you relentlessly now. "UuuuUUUuuuUUUUUUuuuuuncle!!" You shout in pain. Suddenly, you hear police sirens approaching. You should've remembered that fighting in public was against the law... A cop hops out and tazes Tom. "EeeGAAAAAAAEEEAAAAHHHHH!" You hear 'ol Cruisey scream. "Comply or I'll do the same to you!" The cop shouts. Not wanting to have wires inserted into your flesh and then be electrocuted, you cooperate. GO TO NEXT PAGE